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2.1.1: People |
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2.1.1.1: Very tiny boy saves queen from ogres and
in turn is made big. (Japanese) .1 (item)
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2.1.1.2: Tiny girl found in bamboo shaft. When
grown, goes back to moon. (Japanese) .1 (item)
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2.1.1.3: Chang Er receives pill to make immortal.
Flies to moon because husband unfaithful. (Chinese) .1 (item)
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2.1.1.4: Chang Er cut off ears of children who
speak evil of moon. (Vietnamese) .1 (item)
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2.1.1.5: Ugly daughter abandoned in forest raised
by fairies who make her beautiful. Marries a prince. .1 (item)
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2.1.1.6 : Girl given ten dwarfs by fairy. Dwarfs
hidden in girl's fingers. .1 (item)
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2.1.1.7: Little Two-Eyes given food and clothes by
magic pear tree. Meets and marries a prince. .1 (item)
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2.1.1.8: Food changes to roses in queen's basket.
.1 (item)
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2.1.1.9: Peach Boy defeats ogre with help.
(Japanese) .3 (items)
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2.1.1.10: Girl runs away, frees king, helps defeat
White Witch, and then returns home. .1 (item)
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2.1.1.11: Grandson has dream of where to find
grandfather's fortune. .1 (item)
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2.1.1.12: Gnomes in Taylorsville Canyon eat lost
people. .2 (items)
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2.1.1.13: Man gives daughter away to keep from going
to jail. .1 (item)
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2.1.1.14: Boy told to marry king's daughter at
fourteen. To prove himself, he has to get three golden hairs from giant.
.1 (item)
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2.1.1.15: Girl takes dead man's liver, then told to
return it. .1 (item)
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2.1.1.16: Girl pulled into mountain by witch's
spell. Lover goes looking for her, never to be seen again. .1 (item)
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2.1.1.17 : Woman gets pig to jump fence using
different methods. .1 (item)
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2.1.1.18 : Trolls carve wood into toys if left food.
.1 (item)
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2.1.1.19 : Little green man makes wishes come true if
capture his hat. .1 (item)
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2.1.1.20 : House brownies do chores if left milk.
.1 (item)
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2.1.1.21 : Twelve sons turn to dolphins after
swimming from island to island trying to locate parents. .1 (item)
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2.1.1.22 : Lady will take children not in bed. Thinks
they are her own. .1 (item)
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2.1.2. : Objects and Animals |
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2.1.2.1 : Boy tries to steal cornucopia, but it
changes to stick and beats boy when he does something wrong. (Folder 4)
.1 (item)
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2.1.2.2 : Monkey's Paw. .1 (item)
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2.1.2.3 : Fisherman catches fish which grants one
wish every year. .1 (item)
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2.1.2.4 : Man gives baby box which produces salt.
Baby misuses machine, so salt keeps coming. Father throws box into ocean.
.1 (item)
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2.1.2.5 : Sparrow gives helpful woman riches, but
gives spiteful woman demons and ogres. .1 (item)
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2.1.2.6 : Dog leads good man to gold, bad man to
junk. Dog killed by bad man. .1 (item)
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2.1.2.7 : Farmer's son gets flower from princess by
taking hold of eagle that flew over mountain. .1 (item)
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2.1.2.8 : Blind emperor helped serpent get home.
Serpent then helped emperor gain sight. .1 (item)
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2.1.2.9 : Dog with many wishes to be other things
realizes dog is best. (Cambodian) .1 (item)
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2.2: Religious |
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2.2.1: Babuscka refuses to go with the Three Wise
Men. Every year she wanders around trying to find the child. .1 (item)
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2.2.2: Reverend refuses to let a poor man into his
church. True identity is later identified as God .1 (item)
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2.2.3: Baby's belly button is God's
fingerprint .1 (item)
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2.3: Novell |
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2.3.1: Young man follows dream and finds wife in
orange. She turned into bird with poison pin, but turned back when pin is
removed .1 (item)
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2.3.2 : Young man has leg amputated so fiance, also
an amputee, would not be afraid to marry him .1 (item)
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2.3.3 : Man gets king to stay his execution until
king can match insanity blocks. Man set free when king could not accomplish
it .1 (item)
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2.3.4 : Boy who loved stove stowed away in it when it
was sold to king. King allowed boy to stay and taught him how to make
stoves .1 (item)
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2.3.5 : Growing town tries to expand into Waking
Forest, but trees cracked road and branches fell on people .1 (item)
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2.3.6 : Epimanondus does stupid things .1 (item)
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2.4: Stupid Ogre |
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2.4.1: Boy captured by giant gets horn from horny
toad and scares giant away .2 (items)
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2.0: Miscellaneous |
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3: Jokes and Anecdotes |
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3.1: Ethnic/Group |
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3.1.1: African American |
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3.1.1.1: Exoteric |
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3.1.1.1.1: Arrested for leaving scene of accident
and breaking and entering. .3 (items)
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3.1.1.1.2: Fight fair, [racial
epithet] .2 (items)
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3.1.1.1.3 : Thump, thump, screech .4 (items)
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3.1.1.1.4 : I've only been white for 5 minutes, and
I already hate those [racial epithet] .3 (items)
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3.1.1.1.5 : Opium .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.6 : Leave my wife alone, and I'll leave
your sheep alone. (Rhesus & Liza Lou) .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.7 : Get across, shorty .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.8 : I was goin' to tampa' with you. (Rastus
& Liza) .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.9 : Man jumping on the man hold
covering .2 (items)
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3.1.1.1.10: Spell Albuquerque/Massachusetts to get
into heaven .2 (items)
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3.1.1.1.11 : Snow White is fairest of them
all .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.12 : Angel does not catch black when he
falls down .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.13 : I ain't got no dirty [racial epithet]
living next to me .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.14 : Everybody on this bus is
green .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.15 : Everyone with a living father, step
forward .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.16 : Buzz saw does not work. (Rastus
& Leroy) .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.17 : BYU football team does not have any
running blacks .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.18 : We gets ‘em first .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.19 : Blacks need a nickel to pay fare back
to Africa .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.20 : Travel, [racial epithet], travel
(T.N.T.) .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.21 : Blacks take suitcase with bobcat in
it .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.22 : Black rents basement of outhouse to
Pollack .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.23 : Black gets back to earth on installment
plan .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.24 : Howard Hughes gives donation to
NAACP .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.25 : Only have two pallbearers .2 (items)
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3.1.1.1.26 : Garbage trucks turn lights on for
funeral .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.27 : I ain't never going to be white
again .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.28 : Trolling for alligators .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.29 : Give a [racial epithet] a fur and he
thinks he is King Kong .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.30 : Lepra-coon .2 (items)
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3.1.1.1.31 : Sure way to cure dandruff .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.32 : Get a black out of a tree .3 (items)
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3.1.1.1.33 : Bus full of blacks going over a
cliff .5 (items)
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3.1.1.1.34 : Worst case of suicide I have ever
seen .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.35 : Coon-ary .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.36 : Know how to save a black from
drowning .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.37 : Steal more chain than he can swim away
with .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.38 : Know when a black is lying .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.39 : Klu Klux Kneivel .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.40 : Black died while drinking
milk .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.41 : Smash bowling balls before they
hatch .3 (items)
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3.1.1.1.42 : [Racial epithet] want a
watermelon .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.43 : The fathead colonel .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.44 : Do you know what a bastard
is? .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.45 : Us [racial epithet] don't dare talk
like that .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.46 : Literacy test in Alabama .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.47 : Wait ‘til they start playing cowboys
and [expletive] .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.48 : Give me $20 worth of cheap jewelry and
show me which way the black went .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.49 : Black comes to costume party as
fudgesicle .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.50 : God loves me most because he took time
to color me .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.51 : KKK members pray to know if what doing
is right. .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.52 : Flesh colored Cadillac .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.53 : Name victims of the
Titanic .2 (items)
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3.1.1.1.54 : Too lazy to steal .4 (items)
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3.1.1.1.55 : Keep black child from jumping on the
bed .2 (items)
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3.1.1.1.56 : Proof that God is white and not
black .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.57 : Why blacks have big
nostrils .2 (items)
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3.1.1.1.58 : When a black has been shot through the
head .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.59 : Black on bike trying to pass sports
car .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.60 : Two things you can not give a
black .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.61 : Don't smell ‘em, larn ‘im .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.62 : Why blacks wear platform
shoes .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.63 : How many blacks to pave a parking
lot? .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.64 : Black and seagull fighting for
carp .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.65 : Cross a black with a
Samoan .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.66 : Cross a black with a
Frenchman .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.67 : Black test tube baby .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.68 : Cross a black with a Jew .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.69 : Punish a bad black .3 (items)
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3.1.1.1.70 : Alligator disguised as a
watermelon .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.71 : Black and white and getting
whiter .2 (items)
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3.1.1.1.72 : Black sliding down a zebra .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.73 : NFL change color of
football .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.74 : Prayed for bigger seagulls .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.75 : Son of Sambo .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.76 : Crap your pants .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.77 : I got him with the door .1 (item)
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3.1.1.1.78 : I's the Joshua that made the
moonshine .1 (item)
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3.1.1.2. : Esoteric |
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3.1.2.: Pollack |
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3.1.2.1. : Exoteric |
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3.1.2.1.1 : How many Pollacks to paint a house?
.2 (items)
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3.1.2.1.2 : How many Pollacks to take a
shower? .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.3 : Pollack ties his shoes .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.4 : Pollacks score touchdown after other
team leaves field .2 (items)
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3.1.2.1.5 : Pollack rents an outhouse .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.6 : Pollack on bottom layer of two hole
outhouse .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.7 : Pollack throws money into an
outhouse .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.8 : He might have had a chance if you had
not gutted him .2 (items)
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3.1.2.1.9 : New chain saw does not
work .2 (items)
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8 |
3.1.2.1.10 : Pollack coyote chewed three legs off
trying to get out of a trap .2 (items)
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3.1.2.1.11 : Enemy lights dynamite and throws it
back at Pollacks .3 (items)
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3.1.2.1.12 : Pollack shoots nude girl in
forest .2 (items)
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8 |
3.1.2.1.13 : Pollack steps out of circle while guy
destroys his car .3 (items)
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3.1.2.1.14 : Pig waits in wheelbarrow for the
Pollack .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.15 : They must have woke up the wrong
guy .2 (items)
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3.1.2.1.16 : Paint garbage cans black and
orange .4 (items)
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3.1.2.1.17 : Wife has "polish" remover .2 (items)
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3.1.2.1.18 : Spell Czechoslovakia to get into
Heaven .2 (items)
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3.1.2.1.19 : Thought Cheerios were donut
seeds .1 (item)
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8 |
3.1.2.1.20 : Pollack sings Happy Birthday to
remember his name .1 (item)
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8 |
3.1.2.1.21 : Helicopter pilot turns off fan because
it was getting too cold .1 (item)
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8 |
3.1.2.1.22 : Pollack buys twelve pairs of
underwear .1 (item)
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8 |
3.1.2.1.23 : How long to fly to Buffalo from New
York? .1 (item)
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8 |
3.1.2.1.24 : Jew sells Pollack a fly .2 (items)
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3.1.2.1.25 : Polish national bird .2 (items)
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3.1.2.1.26 : Stare in mirror to figure out where he
had last seen himself .1 (item)
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8 |
3.1.2.1.27 : Burned lips on exhaust
pipe .1 (item)
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8 |
3.1.2.1.28 : Do the blinkers/signal lights on the
car work? .2 (items)
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8 |
3.1.2.1.29 : What kind of tracks are
they? .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.30 : I'll tell the joke real
slow .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.31 : Breaststroke. .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.32 : Pollack volunteers to sleep in barn and
pigs leave .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.33 : Polish thinking machine .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.34 : Phone company is putting down
poles .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.35 : Which fist is yours? .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.36 : Polish gold fish .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.37 : Pollack drives into lake when girl
tells him he can go a little farther .2 (items)
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3.1.2.1.38 : Two Pollacks take dead father on a
train .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.39 : How Pollack broke his arm .5 (items)
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3.1.2.1.40 : How many Pollacks to change a light
bulb? .2 (items)
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9 |
3.1.2.1.41 : How Pollack burned his
face .3 (items)
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9 |
3.1.2.1.42 : How Hitler conquered
Poland .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.43 : Who discovered Poland? .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.44 : Polish poet uses "Tenbucktoo" in a
contest .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.45 : Dumb Pollack gets gold because others
do not exist .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.46 : How many Pollacks to make chocolate
chip cookies? .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.47 : Drinks are on the house .1 (item)
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9 |
3.1.2.1.48 : Pollacks drag deer by
horns .1 (item)
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9 |
3.1.2.1.49 : Recognize Polish funeral
procession .1 (item)
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9 |
3.1.2.1.50 : Why pregnant Pollack so
strong .1 (item)
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9 |
3.1.2.1.51 : Pollacks force horse to drink
water .1 (item)
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9 |
3.1.2.1.52 : "You won't make a canoe out of
me." .1 (item)
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9 |
3.1.2.1.53 : Threw off the wrong butt .1 (item)
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9 |
3.1.2.1.54 : Pollack who bought snow
tires .1 (item)
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9 |
3.1.2.1.55 : Found gum on toilet seat .1 (item)
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9 |
3.1.2.1.56 : Lost gum in chicken soup .1 (item)
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9 |
3.1.2.1.57 : Polish Peeping Tom .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.58 : Play Star Trek .1 (item)
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3.1.2.1.59 : Will not let Pollack bathe in
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3.1.11.1.2: "You can have your deer, but let me
take my saddle off first." .5 (items)
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3.1.11.1.3 : "If you can run fast enough to tag a
deer, you can have it." .1 (item)
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3.1.11.1.4 : Shot hunter would have had better
chances if his buddy had not cleaned him out first .2 (items)
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3.1.11.1.5 : Friend of hunter shoot a farmer's cow
not knowing their friend was playing trick on them .3 (items)
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3.1.11.1.6 : "Here's a bear for you, I'll go and get
another for myself." .1 (item)
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3.1.11.1.7 : "With the help of the Lord and a big
stick, I got them back in." .2 (items)
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3.1.11.1.8 : "White Man's Hunting Trip." .2 (items)
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3.1.0.1 : Swiss person gives reply at 2:00 a.m.
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3.1.0.2 : Cow ate the grass and left .1 (item)
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3.1.0.3 : American put a knapsack instead of a
parachute on a Russian .1 (item)
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3.1.0.4 : Immigrant will not be pallbearer thinking
they mean a polar bear .1 (item)
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3.1.0.5 : Best place to get wife is San Pete County
because any situation would be an improvement .1 (item)
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3.1.0.6 : Portuguese man tests all matches before
sending them to friend .2 (items)
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3.1.0.7 : Why little moron put hay in
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3.1.0.8 : Inexperienced farmer sow to get
bred .1 (item)
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3.1.0.9 : Guide puts turtle in tourist's bed and
says it is a flea, because tourist says everything is bigger in
America .1 (item)
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3.1.0.10 : Lady from Bronx has son who has an Oedipus
complex .1 (item)
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3.1.0.11 : Sign in England says, "Six miles to
Shropshire. If you can't read the sign, ask the blacksmith." .1 (item)
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3.1.0.12 : What to call a Philippine
contortionist .1 (item)
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3.1.0.13 : North Dakotan yells "fire" while standing
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3.1.0.14 : Why Canada has the French
Canadians .1 (item)
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3.1.0.15 : "Every time I try to kiss him, he
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3.1.0.16 : Three types of men .1 (item)
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3.1.0.17 : Gay says there are three kinds of
turd .1 (item)
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3.1.0.18 : Why the [homosexual] is buried in a pink
coffin .1 (item)
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3.1.0.19 : How many Californians to screw in light
bulb? .1 (item)
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3.1.0.20 : How many WASPs to screw in light
bulb? .1 (item)
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3.1.0.21 : How did the blonde break her arm? .1 (item)
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3.1.0.22 : Blonde flight attendant gets trapped in hotel room. .1 (item)
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3.1.0.23 : Dirty Tree and a Turd. Don't mess with an Asian and his math. .1 (item)
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3.1.0.24 : Blonde Swimming Joke. .1 (item)
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3.2.1.1.1 : Mormon frog floats on butter while
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3.2.1.1.2 : "Good morning, Father." .2 (items)
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3.2.1.1.3 : Catholic kittens become Mormon kittens
because their eyes have opened and they saw the light .6 (items)
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3.2.1.1.4 : Christ comes to Salt Lake City, not
Rome .16 (items)
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3.2.1.1.5 : "Sins are going three for a dollar
today." .1 (item)
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3.2.1.1.6 : Catholic boy gets his ear boxed when he
says his father is priest and his mother is nun .2 (items)
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3.2.1.1.7 : Easter is when Christ comes out of his
grave, but if he does not see his shadow, he goes back in
it .1 (item)
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3.2.1.1.8 : "Damn it, I missed again!" .2 (items)
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3.2.1.1.9 : Little boy says he didn't know there
was much difference between Mormons and Catholics when he and little
girl take off clothes .1 (item)
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3.2.1.1.10 : "I didn't know you were having a
vision." .1 (item)
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3.2.1.1.11 : Father does not punish Notre Dame
football player when he confesses he played dirty against
BYU .1 (item)
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3.2.1.0.1 : Baptists sang "No, Not One" after the
Presbyterians sang "Will There Be Any Star in My Crown." .1 (item)
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3.2.1.0.2 : Priest remembers where he left his bike
after preaching about "Thou shalt not commit adultery." .1 (item)
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3.2.1.0.3 : Mormon in Middle East is crushed by big
black foot when he says "Thank God" instead of "Thank
Allah." .1 (item)
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3.2.2.1.1 : "Do you think we should tell him where
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3.2.2.1.2 : Mormon bishop saves seed from
watermelon filled with alcohol .1 (item)
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3.2.2.1.3 : "You'll have to go to hell. I don't
have time to make you punch and cookies." .2 (items)
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3.2.2.1.4 : Mormons play around in heaven because
they could not do it on earth .1 (item)
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3.2.2.1.5 : "Jesus Christ, are you here
again?" .3 (items)
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3.2.2.1.6 : Mormon has to spell "Albuquerque" in
order to get into heaven .1 (item)
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3.2.2.1.7 : President Kimball's phone bill to
heaven is low because it is local call .2 (items)
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3.2.2.1.8 : Rabbi spits nails at Christ when he
comes second time .1 (item)
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3.2.2.1.9 : Taxi driver gets to go to heaven
because he has scared the hell out of more people than the clergy
man .2 (items)
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3.2.2.1.10 : "Damn it, I missed again!" .2 (items)
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3.2.2.1.11 : Mormon bishop writes check for million
dollars and puts in casket of man who gave him the money .1 (item)
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3.2.2.1.12 : "We don't stand a chance,
Fanny." .1 (item)
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3.2.2.1.13 : Rabbi is admitted to heaven without any
red tape and is given nice car because he is related to
boss .1 (item)
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3.2.2.1.14 : Minister throws money up and whatever
the Lord wants, he takes it .2 (items)
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3.2.3.1.1 : Mormon hijacker would have been caught
when he paid his tithing. .1 (item)
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3.2.3.1.2 : Relief Society sisters walk out when
one sister says how much prostitute can make .1 (item)
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3.2.3.1.3 : BYU girls love sex, but will not smoke
or drink .3 (items)
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3.2.3.1.4 : Take Two Mormons Fishing, or The One Will Drink Your Beer.
or drink .1 (item)
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3.2.3.2.1 : Boy would be embarrassed if he were not
a Mormon .1 (item)
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3.2.3.2.2 : Truck driver run over motorcycle of man
who ate donut and drank Postum .1 (item)
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3.2.3.2.3 : People want to feel Mormon's horns, so
he lets them .2 (items)
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3.2.3.2.4 : Man thinks he shot Mormon bishop when
hunter described his catch as having two horns and beard .2 (items)
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spread around .1 (item)
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3.2.3.3.2 : St. Peter asks man who does not know a
lot about Mormons if he would like to know more .1 (item)
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3.2.3.3.3 : Two boys decide to just sprinkle cat
and let it go to devil .1 (item)
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3.2.3.4.1 : Boy thinks bishop is stingy with
sacrament bread .1 (item)
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3.2.3.4.2 : LDS stands for "lay down the
silver." .1 (item)
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3.2.3.4.3 : Businessman donates $5,000 to Swiss
Temple so they put, "I was a stranger and you took me in" on the
cornerstone .1 (item)
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3.2.3.4.4 : Man is willing to pay $1,000 to have
church funeral for his dog .1 (item)
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3.2.3.4.5 : "If there's a will, there's a
way." .2 (items)
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3.2.3.4.6 : St. Peter tells Howard Hughes that it
is 10% .1 (item)
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3.2.3.5.1 : Mormon Standard Time .2 (items)
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3.2.3.5.2 : Boy tells mother that at fast and
testimony meeting, sister just bored and bored and bored .1 (item)
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3.2.3.5.3 : Sleeping brother stands up in middle of
meeting when bishop asks if they do not think they will go to hell for
sleeping in church .2 (items)
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3.2.3.5.4 : Sleeping brother gets up in middle of
meeting and gives closing prayer .2 (items)
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3.2.3.5.5 : "I don't think one has to be sloppy to
be humble." .1 (item)
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3.2.3.5.6 : Brother tries to swat fly while bearing
testimony, but misses it .1 (item)
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3.2.3.5.7 : Man tries to fix chorister's dress and
gets two black eyes .1 (item)
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3.2.3.6.1 : President Wilkinson has to get more
chalk in order to write down sins .2 (items)
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3.2.3.6.2 : Mormon lady tells another lady to go to
hell because there are not any Mormons there .2 (items)
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3.2.3.6.3 : "When you die, you can ask
him." .2 (items)
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3.2.3.6.4 : St. Peter uses person's sin clock for
fan .6 (items)
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3.2.3.6.5 : "You'll have to be quiet because the
Mormons think they're the only ones here." .18 (items)
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3.2.3.6.6 : "Those damn Mormons have been
irrigating again." .13 (items)
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3.2.3.6.7 : Man says he will be damned if he will
go when asked to go to St. George .1 (item)
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3.2.3.6.8 : Person allowed into heaven when St.
Peter finds out that they knew another person because they had
suffered enough .2 (items)
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3.2.3.6.9 : When talking about heaven, eyes should
light up but when talking about hell, normal expression would
do .1 (item)
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3.2.3.7.1 : Grow marijuana on stake welfare farm.
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3.2.3.7.2 : "I am a loaf of bread." .1 (item)
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3.2.3.7.3 : Congregation came to conference with
appetite for steak dinner .1 (item)
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3.2.3.7.4 : "Bring to pass the immorality and
eternal life of man." .1 (item)
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3.2.3.7.5 : Good Mormons, Jack Mormons, and Hijack
Mormons .4 (items)
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3.2.3.7.6 : Prayboy and Repenthouse .1 (item)
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3.2.3.7.7 : "Hope smiling brightly before us and we
know that deliverance is nigh." .1 (item)
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3.2.3.7.8 : Mormon streaker .1 (item)
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3.2.3.7.9 : Cross LSD with LDS priest .1 (item)
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3.2.3.7.10 : What Mormon bullfrog says .1 (item)
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3.2.3.7.11 : Cross J. Golden Kimball with Spencer W.
Kimball .3 (items)
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3.2.3.7.12 : Give women the priesthood .1 (item)
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3.2.3.7.13 : "Let's get physical." .1 (item)
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3.2.3.8.1 : Bishop shoots naked girl who says she
is game .1 (item)
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3.2.3.8.2 : Bishop calls man S.O.B. in roundabout
way .1 (item)
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3.2.3.8.3 : Bishop looks like Dean
Martin .1 (item)
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3.2.3.8.4 : Bishop goes golfing on Sunday and Lord
helps him get hole-in-one .6 (items)
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3.2.3.8.5 : "Damn it, I missed again!" .2 (items)
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3.2.3.8.6 : Bishop goes golfing on Sunday but when
he comes home finds note on door saying "Sorry we missed you,
Enoch." .1 (item)
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3.2.3.8.7 : Three bishops confess their faults to
each other .1 (item)
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3.2.3.8.8 : Bishop buys parrot that only says, "Let
us pray." .1 (item)
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3.2.3.8.9 : "With the help of the Lord and a big
stick, I got it back in." .1 (item)
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leaders .1 (item)
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3.2.3.9.2 : Brigham Young has scouts bring him
young Indians for wives .1 (item)
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3.2.3.9.3 : Brigham Young could take any bus and
still get home .1 (item)
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3.2.3.9.4 : Brigham Young tells man to eat other
half of pie to get answer to his dream .1 (item)
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3.2.3.9.5 : Brigham Young wears roller skates in
heaven because he had so many illegitimate children .1 (item)
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3.2.3.9.6 : Why Joseph Fielding Smith lived so
long .1 (item)
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3.2.3.9.7 : "Salt the lake." .2 (items)
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3.2.3.9.8 : Relief Society says that naked man who
ran by was not in their ward .3 (items)
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3.2.3.0.1 : "You should have seen the garden last
year when the Lord was working on it by himself." .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.2 : "Heavenly Father is missing and they're
trying to blame it on me." .4 (items)
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3.2.3.0.3 : "Pray for bigger seagulls." .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.4 : Black remembers going under water for
his baptism as last thing to happen to him on earth .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.5 : "If these are your quizzies, I'd like
to see your testies." .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.6 : "How do you make pleasure last an
hour?" .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.7 : "We prostate ourselves before
thee." .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.8 : "I wear my garments, too." .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.9 : BYU has to give back one yard for every
ten they make .3 (items)
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3.2.3.0.10 : Sister who takes pill a lot sneezed and
sterilized the whole ward .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.11 : Three smallest books in the
world .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.12 : Bishop asks Brother Peterson to say
closing prayer .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.13 : Partially deaf old man volunteers to
change places with any one who can not hear .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.14 : Boy testifies how glad he is that his
parents are getting married .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.15 : Newspaper is good as far as it is
translated correctly .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.16 : Guy thinks Satan is in room when
friends pull out one of his drawers .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.17 : Utah state bird is changed to
stork .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.18 : How many Mormons to screw in light
bulb? .6 (items)
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3.2.3.0.19 : Why Mormons do not have
hemorrhoids .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.20 : "This is a Mormon town. Everybody looks
alike." .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.21 : Why Utah got the Mormons .3 (items)
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3.2.3.0.22 : How to tell if you are at a Mormon
wedding .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.23 : Jack Mormon stole the cookie because
Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and intelligent Mormons do not
exist .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.24 : Moroni to be replaced with statue of
Louis Armstrong .1 (item)
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3.2.3.0.25 : Crows are black because they will not
eat grasshoppers .1 (item)
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3.2.4.1 : "Hello, Father." .1 (item)
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3.2.4.2 : Girl wants to become prostitute, but nun
thought she said Protestant .1 (item)
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3.2.4.3 : Priest said, "Oh, wow!" when he heard his
first confession .1 (item)
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3.2.4.4 : Nun has her first cigarette and first
drink while waiting to get out of hell, and then decides she does not
want to leave .1 (item)
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3.2.4.5 : Parrot recites "Hail Mary" or "Our Father"
depending on which leg is pulled .1 (item)
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3.2.4.6 : Parrot says it is prostitute and the
priest's parrot says their prayers have been answered .1 (item)
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3.2.4.7 : What is black and white and black and
white and.. .1 (item)
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3.2.4.8 : Nuns use a bed pan in which they get gas
for their car .2 (items)
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3.2.4.9 : Priest takes gas without paying after
attendant says there is not any gas .1 (item)
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3.2.4.10 : Catholics start baptizing for the
dead .2 (items)
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3.2.4.11 : Irish priest who hates English implies
that Judas Iscariot was English .1 (item)
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3.2.4.12 : Pope makes blind man lame .1 (item)
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3.2.4.13 : Priest trains horse to run when he says
"Praise the Lord" and to stop when he says "Hail Mary." .1 (item)
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3.2.4.14 : Pope tells people to get off
lawn .1 (item)
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3.2.4.15 : How they choose new pope .1 (item)
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3.2.4.16 : Pope is holier and took on deeper meaning
after he was shot .1 (item)
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3.2.4.17 : "Damn it, I missed again!" .2 (items)
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3.2.5.1 : Preacher remembers where he left bike
after preaching about "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife."
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3.2.0.1 : Little girl will not pray after teacher
says that God has no ears. .1 (item)
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3.2.0.2 : Minister prepares extravagant Easter
sermon, but only one person comes .1 (item)
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3.2.0.3 : Congregation repeats all that the minister
says, even when he says that he left his glasses at home .1 (item)
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3.2.0.4 : Preacher asks man if he is ready for
Judgment Day .1 (item)
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3.2.0.5 : Boy meets father coming down ladder for
more chalk so he can finish writing sins .1 (item)
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3.2.0.6 : St. Peter writes a letter to the 5% of the
earth's population that has not committed adultery .1 (item)
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3.2.0.7 : "If we're going to be saved, we're going
to have to get on the ball." .1 (item)
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3.2.0.8 : Fraternity will pledge anyone who can turn
water into wine .1 (item)
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3.2.0.9 : A man, while being translated, is put back
for lying when he says he is not worthy .1 (item)
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3.2.0.10 : Preacher asks a man if he has found the
Lord .1 (item)
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3.2.0.11 : Black asks Lord to fill him up during a
sermon .1 (item)
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3.2.0.12 : Old prospector prays and tells Lord that
he has not bothered him for 35 years and won't bother him for another 35
years if he saved him from the flood .1 (item)
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3.2.0.13 : Man in a flood prays for help, but then
says he does not need it when he finds a log to hold onto .1 (item)
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3.2.0.14 : Guardian angel can go faster than 55
m.p.h .1 (item)
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3.2.0.15 : "The shell is still here but the nut has
gone to heaven." .1 (item)
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3.2.0.16 : God asks Oral Roberts to help him with
back pain .1 (item)
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3.2.0.17 : Small boy thinks angels performed his
operation .1 (item)
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3.2.0.18 : Sheepherder prays for provisions when runs
out of food .1 (item)
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3.2.0.19 : God tries to create woman from man so she
will be modest and chaste, but fails .1 (item)
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3.2.0.20 : Untouchable does not want to come back as
cow for fear of ending up in Texas .1 (item)
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3.2.0.21 : Preacher hires little boy to release dove
during his sermon on the Holy Ghost .1 (item)
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3.2.0.22 : Sleeping man is stuck with pin by lady and
he yells, "God Almighty," just as the minister asks question .1 (item)
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3.2.0.23 : Pastor remembers where he left bike while
preaching about "Thou shalt not commit adultery." .1 (item)
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3.2.0.24 : Old maid donates $1,000 so she can choose
any hymn she wants .1 (item)
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3.2.0.25 : Man asks God if a minute of his time is
like a thousand years and if a penny is like a fortune .1 (item)
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3.2.0.26 : Man confesses that he took the Lord's name
in vain after missing four inch putt .1 (item)
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3.2.0.27 : Wings given to people in heaven fall off
when they think dirty thoughts .1 (item)
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3.2.0.28 : Beautiful woman punished for sins by
having to be with man .1 (item)
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3.2.0.29 : Jesus Christ and Holy Ghost go golfing.
Christ cheats to get hole-in-one .1 (item)
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3.2.0.30 : Man asks for bridge and to know everything about women, God's answers by asking two lanes or four .1 (item)
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3.2.0.31 : City dude tries saddling a horse .1 (item)
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3.3.1.1 : Man looking for perfect woman, finds her
but she is looking for perfect man. (Folder 1) .1 (item)
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3.3.1.2 : Prince looking for most beautiful wife
marries princess who is just a bit pregnant .1 (item)
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3.3.1.3 : "Sinner, sinner, down below, pucker up and
let it go." .1 (item)
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3.3.1.4 : Why are there plain looking
wives? .1 (item)
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3.3.1.5 : Bridegroom looks stunned 0
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3.3.1.6 : God made foolish women so they would love
men 0
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3.3.1.7 : Guy passes gas at his date's house hoping
they will think it is dog .1 (item)
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3.3.2. : Marriage and Couples |
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3.3.2.1 : Set up salon in house so wife can make
money .1 (item)
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3.3.2.2 : Woman buys Fussy-Buggar to protect herself
from drunk husband .1 (item)
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3.3.2.3 : After shooting mule for stopping three
times, a farmer warns his new wife, "That's once." .1 (item)
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3.3.2.4 : Young man asks new wife to sing after
seeing her in morning .2 (items)
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3.3.2.5 : Man gets part in play as husband; too bad
it isn't a speaking part .1 (item)
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3.3.2.6 : Husband was last resort .1 (item)
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3.3.2.7 : Man has wife on knees trying to get him to
come out from under bed .1 (item)
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3.3.2.8 : After argument, man asks wife if she is
related to some mules .1 (item)
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3.3.2.9 : Woman wants to show painter where husband
put his hand last night .1 (item)
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3.3.2.10 : Man wants to borrow Doberman Pinchers that
killed another man's mother-in-law .1 (item)
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3.3.2.11 : Man pushes refrigerator onto man who he
suspected was fooling around with wife, but real culprit was
refrigerator .1 (item)
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3.3.2.12 : Reason why there are so many Brighams,
Hunsakers, and Tolmans in Honeyville .1 (item)
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3.3.2.13 : Husband asks wife what doctor said about
forty year old [butt] and replies that name never came up .1 (item)
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3.3.2.14 : Lady will not fix supper for husband, so
he threatens not to see her .1 (item)
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3.3.2.15 : Mixed emotion is seeing your mother-in-law
drive off a cliff in new Cadillac .1 (item)
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3.3.3. : Children |
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3.3.3.1 : Little boy's turtle gets blisters on its
feet. .1 (item)
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3.3.3.2 : Boy brings his teacher puppy in sack, and
she tries to guess what is it after licking her finger after touching wet
spot .1 (item)
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3.3.3.3 : Boy snags and tears seat of pants while
trying to get to school on time .1 (item)
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3.3.3.4 : Little boy makes Gatorade out of pet
alligators .1 (item)
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3.3.3.5 : Father tells little boy to whisper in ear
when he has to pee .1 (item)
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3.3.3.6 : Test tube baby has birthmark that says
Pyrex .1 (item)
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3.3.3.7 : Two boys, after talking intellectually,
have to go back to class and string beads .1 (item)
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3.3.3.8 : When father wants to have talk with son
about sex, the son asks him what he wants to know .1 (item)
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3.3.3.9 : Milkman has pains during the birth of baby
instead of father .1 (item)
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3.3.3.10 : Little boy proves that he is toughest
because he can wear out his grandmother in two hours .1 (item)
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3.3.3.11 : Boy writes answers to his test questions
on his underwear .1 (item)
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3.3.3.12 : Old couple wait until children die before
they get divorce .1 (item)
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3.4: Occupational |
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3.4.1: Medical |
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3.4.1.1 : Nurse cures patient of exhibitionism by
saying that he just does not have it. .1 (item)
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3.4.1.2 : Patient fills urine specimen bottle with
7-Up and drinks it again .1 (item)
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3.4.1.3 : Some babies born with tails but doctors
cut them off .1 (item)
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3.4.1.4 : "Some bum stole my pen." .3 (items)
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3.4.1.5 : Plastic surgeon's sign says, "Come in and
pick up your nose." .1 (item)
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3.4.1.6 : A bacteria decides to take the 7:15
out .1 (item)
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3.4.1.7 : Why doctors wear masks when they
operate .1 (item)
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3.4.2. : Psychology |
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3.4.2.1 : Patient says first sane thing he's said in
twenty years during a doctor's speech. .1 (item)
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3.4.2.2 : Psychologists greet each other by saying,
"You are fine." .1 (item)
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3.4.3: Military |
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3.4.3.1 : Marine can tell Army officer is from West
Point because he saw ring on finger while he was picking his nose.
.1 (item)
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3.4.3.2 : Sergeant tells everyone with father to
step forward, but tells one man not to move so fast .1 (item)
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3.4.3.3 : Two soldiers sneak a pig on base by
dressing it up and saying it's name is "Oink." .1 (item)
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3.4.3.4 : Young man joins Navy and makes bloop
machine which goes "Bloop" when it's pushed overboard .1 (item)
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3.4.4. : Teaching |
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3.4.4.1 : Professor got out of grading papers by
telling the student that papers were bad and had to be re-written.
.1 (item)
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3.4.4.2 : Ninety percent is required to pass test.
Teacher is only one in world who knows the answers to two of ten
questions .1 (item)
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3.4.0. : Miscellaneous |
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3.4.0.1 : Economist's brains cost so much because
they have never been used. .1 (item)
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3.4.0.2 : Guitar player does not do anything fancy
because he's already found it .1 (item)
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3.4.0.3 : Worker takes out wooden eye to read number
on bottom of beam .1 (item)
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3.4.0.4 : Worker bets that he can bear bottom to
mosquitoes for fifteen minutes .1 (item)
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3.4.0.5 : Salesman that will get the job: who got
most [crap] to stick to wall of building .1 (item)
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3.4.0.6 : Mountain climber has to hold rope in teeth
but falls when someone asks how he is .1 (item)
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3.4.0.7 : Carpet layer finds lump underneath carpet
and smashes it with hammer. Later finds out that lady's parrot was
missing .1 (item)
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3.4.0.8 : Logger who tripped while going to dinner
gives up because there would not be any left .1 (item)
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3.4.0.9 : Students sign fictitious name on the roll
and do the work for the fictitious student .1 (item)
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3.4.0.10 : St. Peter can not take Satan to court
because he can not find lawyer .1 (item)
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3.4.0.11 : Librarian brains are expensive because it
takes so many librarians to get pound of brains .1 (item)
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3.4.0.12 : "This tastes like moose turd pie, but it
sure is good." .1 (item)
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3.4.0.13 : Difference between recession and
depression .1 (item)
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3.4.0.14 : Bricklayer gets injured in series of
accidents, so he has to take sick leave .1 (item)
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3.4.0.15 : Constipated mathematician worked it out
with slide rule .1 (item)
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3.4.0.16 : Farmer gets same price for his wheat when
mules go to market without him .1 (item)
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3.5. : Scatological |
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3.5.1. : Sexual |
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3.5.1.1: Deviancy
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3.5.1.1.1 : Hunter has to kill polar bear and make
love to Indian maiden to join club. .2 (items)
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3.5.1.1.2 : Cowboy kisses the horse's rear so he
does not lick his chapped lips .1 (item)
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3.5.1.1.3 : Sheepherder's son answers questions by
saying yah-ah-ah .1 (item)
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3.5.1.2 : Midget Sex .1 (item)
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3.5.1.3 : Dirty Grandma .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.1 : Why fire engine red .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.2 : Difference between Dallas Cowboy
cheerleaders and Ringling Brothers' Circus .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.3 : Dead beaver on organ is worse than live
skunk on piano .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.4 : Bride thinks husband has small cocks
when he was young .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.5 : Old woman pulls handle on man posing as
statue and gets Jergen's lotion .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.6 : Fat man goes on diet, so doctor pulls
extra skin up above his head and cuts it off .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.7 : Tax to be started on men's
peter .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.8 : Shaped like a cigar and filled with
seamen .2 (items)
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3.5.1.0.9 : What Vaseline is called in
German .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.10 : Two mice playing hide-and-seek. Boy
mouse tells girl mouse he is going to rape her. She tells him where
she is .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.11 : Two nuns raped. One says to forgive
them for they know not what they do; other one replies, "This one
does." .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.12 : Man rapes woman but forgets to take off
pantyhose .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.13 : Why big trains do not have little
trains .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.14 : Nun asks rapist what to tell mother
superior about being raped twice .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.15 : Young, shy woman asks doctor to turn
off lights while she undresses .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.16 : Would you rather be marble or
egg? .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.17 : Husband throws half naked wife in with
gorilla and tells her to tell gorilla she has headache .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.18 : Man gets ten extra years of sex life
each from monkey, lion and donkey .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.19 : Boy asks father where he came from and
father says stork brought him .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.20 : New teacher asks students to tell story
relating to sex .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.21 : Potash worker keeps socks on while with
prostitute so will not get athlete's foot .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.22 : Secretary tells boss that garage door
is open .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.23 : Four letter word for
intercourse .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.24 : What virgins eat for
breakfast .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.25 : Nuns have to answer question to get
into heaven; what is first thing Eve said to Adam? .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.26 : How girls and storm door are
alike .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.27 : Why Smokey the Bear never had
children .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.28 : Have you smelled moth
balls? .1 (item)
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3.5.1.0.29 : Timbuktu Cowboy Poet .1 (item)
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3.5.2. : Bodily Functions |
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3.5.2.1 : Game warden can tell difference between
Canadian and Minnesota ducks by sticking finger up rear and smelling it.
(Oly & Ollie) .1 (item)
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3.5.2.2 : Confusion when woman asks about the water
closet and priest gives reply concerning Wesleyan Church .1 (item)
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3.5.2.3 : Toilet plays songs; woman stands up when
one plays the "Star Spangled Banner." .1 (item)
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3.5.2.4 : What is inside and outside of fire
hydrant? .1 (item)
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3.5.2.5 : Preachers do not know their [bum] from a
hole in ground .1 (item)
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3.5.2.6 : Indian woman fills husband's glass with
urine .1 (item)
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3.5.2.7 : Father makes mute son make noise by
grabbing groin .1 (item)
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3.5.2.8 : Girl gets tattoo of Johnny Cash on one leg
and Waylon Jennings on other. When asks someone in bar if he recognizes
them, he says one in middle looks like Willie Nelson .1 (item)
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3.5.0.1 : Three types of bras. .1 (item)
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3.5.0.2 : Little boy asks mother if there are girl
and boy fleas. When mother says there are not, he smashes hands together
and says, "Queers!" .2 (items)
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3.5.0.3 : Musicians get instruments shoved up rears
for playing poorly. (Sven & Ollie) .1 (item)
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3.5.0.4 : Otter Pop Make Outs .1 (item)
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3.6. : Political Jokes and Anecdotes |
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3.6.1. : Personalities |
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3.6.1.1. : Spiro Agnew
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3.6.1.1.1 : Secret Service men to shoot Agnew if
anything should happen to Nixon. .1 (item)
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3.6.1.2. : James Brady
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3.8.0.24 : How to catch a unique bunny .1 (item)
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3.8.0.25 : Tattoo's favorite kind of
M&M's .1 (item)
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3.8.0.26 : What one eye said to the
other .1 (item)
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3.8.0.27 : Why the little moron did not fall off
Empire State Building .1 (item)
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3.8.0.28 : What Moses was doing at Red
Sea .1 (item)
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3.8.0.29 : Why flowers are lazy .1 (item)
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3.8.0.30 : Man who fell into lens-grinding
machine .1 (item)
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3.8.0.31 : What do you say to a one-legged hitchhicker? .1 (item)
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3.8.0.32 : What did the scale say? .1 (item)
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3.8.0.33 : Deaf man and the cross gaurds. .1 (item)
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3.9.1 : "For a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much."
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3.9.2 : Man gets drunk instead of buying flour, so he
walks back to two to get flour .1 (item)
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3.9.3 : Man who was to be eaten by cannibals peed in
their soup .1 (item)
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3.9.4 : Man uses hotshot to herd steers; gets kicked
in face .1 (item)
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3.9.5 : Boss of ditch digger tells ditch digger to
hit his hand before he moves it .1 (item)
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3.9.6 : Mental institute inmate tells another to get
some toilet paper when seagull messes on him .1 (item)
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3.9.7 : People want lady to commit grandson to asylum
because he was fishing in bathtub .1 (item)
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3.9.8 : Boy who is necking with girl lowers voice
when she tells him lower .1 (item)
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3.9.9 : Sign in Yellowstone says, "Approaching Lake
Area," so a tourist will not believe it is Yellowstone Lake .1 (item)
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3.9.10 : Boys wonder what "lbs." are while unloading
supplies .1 (item)
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3.9.11 : Hunters pull deer by legs; then pull it by
antlers because it is easier, but truck gets farther away .1 (item)
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3.9.12 : Farmer measures horses so can tell them
apart; finds that black horse is one hand taller than white
horses .1 (item)
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3.9.13 : Farmer can not get logs through city gate;
they finally decide to turn them lengthwise .1 (item)
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3.9.14 : Silly Sally knew that flower could not
excrete all that manure .1 (item)
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3.9.15 : Silly Sally laughed when boy took off her
clothes because she knew they would not fit him .3 (items)
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3.9.16 : Silly Sally laughed when boy put his hand
down her shirt because she knew her money was not there .2 (items)
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3.9.17 : Nancy Naive laughed when doctor told her she
was having twins because she knew she had only done it once .1 (item)
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3.9.18 : Drunk keeps running into telephone pole and
thinks he is lost in impenetrable forest .1 (item)
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3.9.19 : Dot on contact lenses case so blind people
know which contact goes in which eye .1 (item)
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3.9.20 : Similarity between plum and
elephant .1 (item)
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3.9.21 : Frog without legs is deaf .1 (item)
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3.9.22 : Why man jumped off cliff .1 (item)
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3.9.23 : Moron tells psychiatrist what picture of
three trees is .1 (item)
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3.9.24 : Suit does not fit so tailor tells man to bend
his knees and slant shoulders .1 (item)
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3.9.25 : If seagulls knew they were Maughans, they
would crap on them .1 (item)
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3.9.26 : Boy eats family and gets bigger and bigger
until he burps .1 (item)
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3.9.27 : Best was to call monster .1 (item)
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3.9.28 : Man finds wrapping paper in drawer after they
hear rapping in their new house .1 (item)
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3.9.29 : The ghost with one black eye .4 (items)
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3.9.30 : Norwegians check to see if blinkers are
working .1 (item)
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3.9.31 : Eat that joke because it was
corny .1 (item)
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3.9.32 : Lady asks doctor for second opinion; so he
says she is ugly too .1 (item)
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3.9.33 : What duck and bicycle have in
common .1 (item)
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3.9.34 : How to divide twelve apples evenly among
thirteen men .1 (item)
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3.9.35 : Why one man who falls into lake does not get
hair wet .1 (item)
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3.9.36 : What turkeys can do that nobody else
can .1 (item)
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3.9.37 : Where Christmas comes before
Thanksgiving .1 (item)
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3.9.38 : One out of every three kids is born
Chinese .1 (item)
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3.9.39 : Man driving Honda gets his suspenders caught
in door of Corvette .1 (item)
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3.9.40 : Man in New York gets run over every five
minutes .1 (item)
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3.9.41 : Seniors can go any damn place they
please .1 (item)
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3.9.42 : If Pete fell off fence, Repeat was
left .1 (item)
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3.9.43 : Why man cut hole in umbrella .1 (item)
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3.9.44 : Man who kept both feet on ground had hard
time getting his pants on .1 (item)
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3.9.45 : Boy trying to sneak past farmer says he is
cat when he makes loud noise .1 (item)
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3.9.46 : Man driving wrong way on one way street did
not see Indians .1 (item)
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3.9.47 : Voice in cave says, "You need a
shave." .1 (item)
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3.9.48 : "I got you where I want you, now I'm going to
eat you." .2 (items)
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3.9.49 : "When the log rolls over, we will
drown." .1 (item)
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3.9.50 : Man asks if Bloody Finger wants a
Band-Aid .2 (items)
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3.9.51 : Ice Fishing. .1 (item)
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3.10.1 : Parrot keeps saying "Who is it?" when the
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3.10.2 : Snake eats wide mouthed frog .3 (items)
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3.10.3 : Bear blesses food before he eats
hunter .1 (item)
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3.10.4 : "That's the third queer rooster I've shot
this week." .1 (item)
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3.10.5 : All baby mole can smell is molasses when he
can not get out of hole .1 (item)
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3.10.6 : Bull says wants to stay in pasture for heifer
and heifer .1 (item)
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3.10.7 : What is black, white and red all
over? .2 (items)
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3.10.8 : What is red and white on the outside and gray
and white on the inside? .2 (items)
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3.10.9 : Why elephants have short tails .1 (item)
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3.10.10 : Why elephants have round feet .1 (item)
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3.10.11 : Why elephant married ant .1 (item)
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3.10.12 : How to lift elephant .1 (item)
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3.10.13 : What elephants do from two to four in
afternoon .1 (item)
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3.10.14 : Why pygmies are short .1 (item)
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3.10.15 : Why elephants wear sneakers .1 (item)
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3.10.16 : How to know when elephant is in
house .1 (item)
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3.10.17 : Elephant who had diarrhea .1 (item)
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3.10.18 : Why crows are black .1 (item)
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3.10.19 : Hunting dog sees two birds screwing around in
bushes .1 (item)
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3.10.20 : How to catch polar bear .1 (item)
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3.10.21 : What to call seagull that will not eat
grasshoppers .1 (item)
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3.10.22 : Why cows have bells around necks .1 (item)
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3.10.23 : What a 500 pound canary says .1 (item)
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3.10.24 : How many lions to fill empty
cage .1 (item)
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3.10.25 : Bartender tells grasshopper they have a drink
named after him .1 (item)
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3.10.26 : What to call female elephant
hitch-hiker .1 (item)
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3.10.27 : Five things that have milk in
them .1 (item)
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3.10.28 : What bird is after it is four days
old .2 (items)
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3.10.29 : Why elephants paint their toenails different
colors .1 (item)
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3.10.30 : Lady feeds her frozen cat
gasoline .1 (item)
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3.10.31 : Fifth pig goes into bar; does not use
restroom because he is the pig that goes wee, wee, wee all the way
home .1 (item)
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3.10.32 : Why chicken crossed the road .1 (item)
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3.10.33 : Why elephants wear tennies .1 (item)
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3.10.34 : Difference between chicken and
elephant .1 (item)
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3.10.35 : What to do when gorilla knocks on
door .1 (item)
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3.10.36 : What chicken said when it laid square
egg .1 (item)
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3.10.37 : Why chicken lays egg .1 (item)
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3.10.38 : Absent-minded cow gives milk of
amnesia .1 (item)
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3.10.39 : Why dog is like tree .1 (item)
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3.10.40 : Big, purple rock eater .1 (item)
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3.10.41 : Penguin typewriter .1 (item)
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3.10.42 : Pigeon Shat in Me Eye .1 (item)
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3.11. : Dialect Jokes |
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3.11.1 : Portagee threw the wrong butt out the window.
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3.11.2 : Man is called Danish s of a b .1 (item)
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3.11.3 : War'd ya git such a gargeous arrange farmal.
(Southern Utah) .1 (item)
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3.11.4 : Aye, a' ae oo .1 (item)
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3.11.5 : Teacher asks student to spell
"orse." .1 (item)
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3.11.6 : German needs car name from Japanese man
quickly; Japanese asks "Dat soon?" .1 (item)
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3.11.7 : "I'm the viper, and I'm coming this
afternoon." .1 (item)
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3.12. : Joke Fads |
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3.12.1. : Knock, Knock |
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3.12.1.1 : "Banana who" and "Orange you glad I didn't
say banana?" .1 (item)
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3.12.1.2 : "Car go beep, beep, run over Easter
Bunny." .1 (item)
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3.12.1.3 : "You've forgotten me already." .2 (items)
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3.12.1.4 : "Dwain the tub, I'm drowning." .1 (item)
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3.12.1.5 : Wrong person starts joke .3 (items)
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3.12.0.1 : "Asks me if I'm an alligator." .1 (item)
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3.12.0.2 : Termite eats Noah's ark and says, "I can't
believe I ate the whole thing." .2 (items)
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3.13. : Didactic Jokes |
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3.13.1 : Lazy bum will not eat corn because it is not
shucked .1 (item)
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3.13.2 : Little Burned Face poetically describes chief
and is therefore chosen to be bride .1 (item)
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3.13.3 : Girl chosen as wife because she does not
waste any cheese .5 (items)
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3.13.4 : Homely girl moves broom instead of stepping
over it; therefore chosen prince's wife .1 (item)
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3.13.5 : Little boy let air out of truck's tires so it
can go under bridge .1 (item)
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3.13.6 : Lady makes sign that says "Pisen Spring" to
advertise pies; travelers think it means poison springs .1 (item)
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3.13.7 : Man convinces himself that attendant will ask
$150 as deposit; he does not use jack he needs .1 (item)
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3.13.8 : Young girl fantasizes about marriage; spills
milk that will make dreams come true .1 (item)
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3.13.9 : Boy breaks younger brother's kite; racked
with guilt even though his brother told him to forget about it .1 (item)
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3.13.10 : Man shuns younger brother for friends;
friends will not help him when his wife purposely gets him in
trouble .1 (item)
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3.13.11 : Lady buys new clothes for dirty boy; tells
him to bathe and boy becomes popular .1 (item)
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3.13.12 : Little boy steals pencil; lead to more
serious crimes until finally murders man .1 (item)
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3.13.13 : Father gets very angry at liquor retailers
when daughter is killed in automobile accident; finds out that daughter had
taken his own liquor .1 (item)
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3.13.14 : Marine confronts dying old man by pretending
to be son, even though he really was not .1 (item)
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3.13.15 : Father asks sons to break bundle of sticks.
First tries to break whole bundle and fails. Second breaks sticks
separately .1 (item)
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3.13.16 : Sheepherder cries "wolf" twice when there
were no wolves; when wolves did come, the people would not help
him .1 (item)
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3.13.17 : Farmer spends all money buying big car that
breaks down; other farmer spends just little money on smaller, more reliable
car .1 (item)
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3.13.18 : Silver bells, which only ring when gift given
with pure heart place on alter; ring when small girl places silver coin on
alter .1 (item)
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3.0.1 : Small dirty Neanderthal man lift up arm; able
to drag off good looking woman .1 (item)
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3.0.2 : Prisoners shout out numbers instead of
repeating jokes .1 (item)
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3.0.3 : Man picks up hitch-hiker who says she is
witch .1 (item)
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3.0.4 : Old lady says, "Come in," after knocking on
some wood .1 (item)
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3.0.5 : Boy working in store used clever comebacks to
stay out of trouble .1 (item)
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3.0.6 : "I left my cigarettes at the
bar." .1 (item)
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3.0.7 : What has red nose and lives in test
tube? .1 (item)
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3.0.8 : "My parents were so poor they couldn't afford
to have me, so the neighbors did." .1 (item)
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3.0.9 : Recipe for elephant stew .1 (item)
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3.0.10 : Recipe for stuffing .1 (item)
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3.0.11 : City ordinance in Sugar City that you can not
spit in Rexburg .1 (item)
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3.0.12 : How to lose ten pounds of ugly
fat .1 (item)
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3.0.13 : Where trucks would meet .1 (item)
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3.0.14 : What King Kong uses for roll-on
deodorant .1 (item)
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3.0.15 : Cross LSD with birth control
pills .1 (item)
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3.0.16 : How you know a plane is from North Dakota .1 (item)
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3.0.17 : Inside Jokes .16 (items)
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3.0.18 : Butt Cheeks .1 (item)
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