Guide to the USU student folklore genre collection of speech,
1960-2011

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Overview of the Collection

Creator: Fife Folklore Archives
Title: USU student folklore genre collection of speech
Dates: 1960-2011 ( inclusive )
Quantity: ca. 3000 items
Collection Number: USU_FOLK COLL 8a_Group 3: Speech
Summary: Folk speech collected by undergraduate students in USU (1960s to present) and BYU (1960 to 1978) folklore classes. Collected primarily in Utah, the items focus principally on folklore of the Western U.S.
Repository: Utah State University. Merrill-Cazier Library. Special Collections and Archives
Fife Folklore Archives

Merrill-Cazier Library
Utah State University
3000 Old Main Hill
Logan, UT 84322-3000
Phone: 435 797-2663
Fax: 435 797-2880
Email: scweb@usu.edu

Languages: Collection materials are in English. 
Sponsor: Library Services and Technology Act (LSTA) grant, 2007-2008

Historical Note

The Fife Folklore Archives Student Folklore Genre Collection consists of folklore items collected by undergraduate students in Utah State University folklore classes from the late 1960s to the present and folklore items collected by undergraduate students in Brigham Young University folklore and anthropology classes during 1960-1978. Most items include informant data, context, text (the folklore item), texture (stylistic notation), and collector data. The items of folklore are in text form on 8 ½ x 11 sheets of line-free paper. Since, 1999 genre items also include release forms. The materials do not circulate. The collection is separated into nine groups:

  • Group 1: customs (foodways)
  • Group 2: belief
  • Group 3: speech
  • Group 4: tales and jokes
  • Group 5: songs
  • Group 6: games and pranks
  • Group 7: legends: character, contemporary, etiological, human condition, supernatural non-religious and supernatural religious
  • Group 8: material culture
  • Group 9: e-lore: electronically transmitted folklore (Xerox, facsimile and e-mail)

In the late 1960s, folklore courses were first taught at USU by Professor Austin Fife. At this time, Fife (a French professor) had his students collect items of folklore on pre-printed index cards. The information on the cards has now been transferred to 8 ½ x 11 sheets of paper and the items have been added to the genre collection. At about the same time (1967) at Brigham Young University (BYU) in Provo, Utah, Professor William A. Wilson began teaching folklore classes. Wilson had his students collect folklore using both genre collections and major project (focused) collections. The genre items were separated and filed by genre. Also included in the BYU genre collection were items from two other BYU professors who had their students collect folklore: John Sorenson and Thomas Cheney. The student collections from Sorenson and Cheney were given to Wilson and he added them to the genre collection along with his students' work. On these items, in the upper right hand corner above all other information, Wilson noted "SC" for Sorenson Collection and "CC" for Cheney Collection.

In 1978, William A. Wilson left Brigham Young University to direct the newly established Folklore Program and Folklore Archives at Utah State University. Wilson brought to USU the student genre collection that he had amassed at BYU, with a copy of the genre collection remaining at the BYU library. At the USU folklore archives (later named the Fife Folklore Archives for Austin and Alta Fife), William A. Wilson and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd used the already sorted BYU materials when creating the collection classification system. This classification system, with its roots in the Finnish archive tradition, is still used at the Fife Folklore Archives.

Wilson was at USU until 1985 when he returned to BYU to head the English Department. However, the BYU administration gave him a year's leave of absence to copy all the student materials in the Fife Folklore Archives at USU and bring them with him to BYU. Wilson notes: "Hannele [wife] and I practically lived in the USU archive. Max [Peterson, Director of the Merrill Library] brought a copy machine into the archive, and we copied day after day. First we copied the entire BYU genre collection. Then we copied all the items in the accumulated genre piles [of USU items]." Thus, in 1985 the BYU and USU folklore genre and focused collections were identical. During the following years, William A. Wilson and later Kristi Bell at BYU's Folklore Archives (now named the William A. Wilson Folklore Archives) and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd and later Randy Williams at the Fife Folklore Archives at USU worked to maintain the same classification system at both universities' folklore archives. However, the materials submitted by students from the two universities began, of course, to differ from each other, as students generally collect the kinds of materials their professors talk about in class.

In 1985 Professor Barre Toelken came to USU (from the University of Oregon) to direct the Folklore Program. He continued the folklore-collecting legacy that Austin Fife and William A. Wilson began. Over the years Professors Steve Siporin, Patricia Gardner, Jan Roush, Jeannie Thomas, Lisa Gabbert and Lynne McNeill and instructors Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd, Randy Williams, and Michael Christensen (and others) have all had their students collect and deposit folklore items to the Fife Folklore Archives. And thus, the USU Student Genre Collection continues to grow. The format has changed somewhat over the years to reflect the trends in folkloristics. As stated above, many of the early submissions had little contextual data, and often limited, if any, informant data. William A. Wilson created a collecting format that included: informant data, contextual data, and text (item of folklore). Barre Toelken and Randy Williams added "texture" to the format of genre collections, allowing the collector to give "the feel" of the item to potential researchers. In in 1998, students were asked to include release forms with their genre items, following a trend in the folklore field that addresses not only the item (which in some cases, like a joke, may been seen as part of the public domain materials and therefore not needing a release) but also the performance of the lore (and therefore necessary for a release from the performer informant).In 2002, the collection was moved from hundreds of three-ringed binders to archival folders and boxes, making the collection more physically stable and easier to manage and use. In 2003, the collection finding aids were encoded in HTML as a means of hosting them on-line for greater research accessibility. In 2012, the finding aids were hosted in EAD.

Content Description

The USU Student Folklore Genre Collection: Group 3: Speech consists of approximately 2,500 individual items of folk speech collected by undergraduate students. Most items include informant, context, text (the folklore item), texture (stylistic notation), and collector data. The materials reflect both insider (esoteric) and outsider (exoteric) views of a folk group and may be prejudiced or stereotyped.

  • Holidays
  • Children's Rhymes and Sayings
  • Fun and Humorous Rhymes and Sayings
  • Occupational and Avocational Rhymes and Sayings
  • Written Rhymes, Poetry, and Sayings
  • Parodies
  • Folk Speech
  • Folk Poetry
  • Proverbs, Proverb-like Sayings, Homilies
  • Proverbial Comparisons
  • Euphemisms
  • Language
  • Wellerisms
  • Spoonerisms
  • Electronic Speech

Forms one of nine subgroups in the Utah State University student genre collection, housed in the Fife Folklore Archives. Guide to folklore collecting assignments.

Use of the Collection

Restrictions on Access :  Restrictions

Open to public research. To access the collection a patron must have the following information: collection number, series number, sub-series number, if applicable, box number and folder number (or image number).

Restrictions on Use :  Copyright

It is the responsibility of the user to obtain permission to publish from the owner of the copyright (the institution, the creator of the record, the author or his/her transferees, heirs, legates, or literary executors). The user agrees to indemnify and hold harmless the Utah State University Libraries, its officers, employees, and agents from and against all claims made by any person asserting that he or she is an owner of copyright.

Patrons must sign and comply with the USU Special Collections and Archives Use Agreement and Reproduction Order form as well as any restrictions placed by the collector or informant(s).

Permission to publish material from the USU student folklore genre collection of speech must be obtained from the Curator of the Fife Folklore Archives and/or the Special Collections Department Head.

Preferred Citation :  

USU Student Folklore Genre collection: Speech, 1960-2011. (FOLK COLL 8a: Group 3, box, folder). Utah State University. Special Collections and Archives Department.

Administrative Information

Arrangement :

Arrangement: topical.

Acquisition Information :  

The items in the Student Folklore Genre Collection were collected by USU and BYU students in folklore and anthropology classes as part of course requirements and deposited in the Fife Folklore Archives by the instructor. Duplicates of BYU student items are housed at BYU's William A. Wilson Folklore Archives. The materials in Group 3: Speech cover the period from the early 1960s to the present. The collection was created in 1978 by William A. Wilson and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd.

Processing Note :  

Originally processed by Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd and William A. Wilson and updated over the years by Fife Folklore Archives staff. Most recently updated by Nicole Cornwall, 2011. Finding aid created by Randy Williams, October 2003.


Detailed Description of the Collection

1. :  Children's Rhymes and Sayings
Container(s)
Description
Box
Folder
1 1 1.1 : Nursery Rhymes
Box
Folder
1 1 1.1.1 : It's raining, it's pouring.
.5 (Items)
1 1 1.1.2 : There was a crooked man
.1 (Item)
1 1 1.1.3 : One, two, buckle your shoe
.1 (Item)
1 1 1.1.4 : Monday's child is fair of face
.1 (Item)
1 1 1.1.5. : Star light, star bright
.5 (Items)
1 1 1.1.6 : Georgie Porgie
.2 (Items)
1 1 1.1.7 : Humpty Dumpty
.1 (Item)
1 1 1.1.8 : Hope is like a harebell, trembling from it's birth
.1 (Item)
1 1 1.1.9 : Los Pollitos (Cheep, cheep, cheep)
.1 (Item)
1 1 1.1.10 : La Patita (The duck with her hat and shawl waddles)
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.11 : La Hormiguita (There goes the little ant with her umbrella).
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.12 : Los tres pecesitos (Three little fish went for a swim)
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.13 : Una Hormiguita (While running, an ant found a coin)
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.14 : Tiddly winks, tiddly winks
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.15 : Mama lived in Turkey town, Papa lived in Dover
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.16 : Lady bug, lady bug, fly away home
.8 (Item)
1 2 1.1.17 : We are the spider fighters
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.18 : Head shoulders, knees and toes
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.19 : I'm a little teapot
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.20 : Jack and Jill
.1 (Item)
1 2 1.1.21 : Hey Diddle, Diddle
.1 (Item)
1 3 1.2 : Play Rhymes, Fingerplay Sayings
Box
Folder
1 3 1.2.1 : This little piggy.
.7 (Items)
1 3 1.2.2 : Shoe the (old) horse
.4 (Items)
1 3 1.2.3 : Wash the baby's (lady's) dishes
.3 (Items)
1.2.4 : Two little blackbirds sitting on a hill
.1-.2
1 3 1.2.5 : Eye-winker, tom-tinker
.6 (Items)
1 3 1.2.6 : My father your father
.1 (Item)
1 3 1.2.7 : Who wants a sack o' potatoes?
.1 (Item)
1 3 1.2.8 : Here comes a mouse
.3 (Items)
1 3 1.2.9 : I have a little sister
.1 (Item)
1 3 1.2.10 : Round and round the garden
.2 (Items)
1 4 1.2.11 : Here is the church, here is the steeple.
.5 (Items)
1 4 1.2.12 : Lilleput, lilleput, Sally lost her locket
.1 (Item)
1 4 1.2.13 : Don't you dare laugh
.1 (Item)
1 4 1.2.14 : Ten little Indians standing in a row
.1 (Item)
1 4 1.2.15 : Five little monkeys
.5 (Item)
1 4 1.2.16 : See my finger, see my thumb
.3 (Item)
1 4 1.2.17 : Five bees in a hive
.1 (Item)
1 4 1.2.18 : Eensy Beensy Spider
.2 (Items)
1 4 1.2.19 : One, Two, Three
.1 (Item)
1 4 1.2.20 : Fingers, Fingers
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.21 : Walk around the house.
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.22 : Five little ducks
.2 (Item)
1 5 1.2.23 : Here sits the Lord Mayor
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.24 : Knock on the door
.2 (Items)
1 5 1.2.25 : Five little squirrels
.2 (Items)
1 5 1.2.26 : Four green and speckled frogs
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.27 : Tom-ee-tot, Slick-a-pot, Long-a-maugh..
.2 (Item)
1 5 1.2.28 : Friend, foe, lover, beau
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.29 : See-saw Margerie Daw
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.30 : Name the toes
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.31 : Momma had a baby and it's head popped off. (Dandelion Popping)
.4 (Item)
1 5 1.2.32 : Shut up and drink your beer
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.33 : Door Knocker, Eye Winker...
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.34 : There was a little mousie and he lived right here...
.1 (Item)
1 5 1.2.35 : Ink rhyme
.1 (Item)
1 6 1.3 : Game and School Rhymes and Sayings
Box
Folder
1 6 1.3.1 : Ring around the rosies.
.3 (Items)
1 6 1.3.2 : Ollie, ollie oxen free
.2 (Items)
1 6 1.3.3 : I swear I will cooperate and no crossies count
.1 (Item)
1 6 1.3.4 : Dead ____in the middle of the road; I one it, you two it, I three it, you four it...
.1 (Item)
1 6 1.3.5 : Tam Pierce, Tam Pierce, I stole your horse
.1 (Item)
1 6 1.3.6 : Sally's in the sugar bowl; she's been crying, because her mother's dying
.1 (Item)
1 6 1.3.7 : Baltimore; apple core; who's your friend?
.2 (Items)
1 6 1.3.8 : ___________'s it, ___________'s it; had a fit; couldn't get over her arithmetic
.1 (Item)
1 6 1.3.9 : Criss-cross double-cross nobody else can play with us
.2 (Items)
1 7 1.3.10 : Tick, tock, the game is locked.
.21 (Items)
1 7 1.3.11 : Rhea, rhea runka
.1 (Item)
1 7 1.3.12 : Apple Cider, Pumpkin Pie, who's not ready holler I
.1 (Item)
1 7 1.3.13 : Step on a crack and you break your mother's back
.18 (Items)
1 7 1.3.14 : Daniel Boone was a man, a big man, but the bear was bigger
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.15 : I can fight and I can kill 'cause I'm the king of bunker-hill. (Folder 8)
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.16 : Introduce yourself
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.17 : Cross my heart and hope to die
.7 (Items)
1 8 1.3.18 : Place backs no say backs
.2 (Items)
1 8 1.3.19 : I'm gonna tell on you, you put ants in my pants, and made me do the boogie dance
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.20 : The name game
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.21 : No backs, touching black
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.22 : Handy dandy shake my hand - promise to obey, or else you pay
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.23 : I promise, I promise - if I cheat I'll die and you can stick a needle in my eye
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.24 : l 2 3 4 5 I caught a fish alive
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.25 : Teacher, Teacher I declare I see someone's underwear
.4 (Items)
1 8 1.3.26 : Boys go to Jupiter to get stupider; girls go to Mars to get more candy bars
.3 (Items)
1 8 1.3.27 : There's a place in France where the women wear no pants
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.28 : Did you get the letter I sent? No. I must have forgotten to stamp it!
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.29 : Girls are sugar and spice and everything nice...
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.30 : Apple, Peaches, Plums and Pies, who's not ready hollor "I".
.1 (Item)
1 8 1.3.31 : Teacher, Teacher I've been thinking, what the heck have you been drinking...
.1 (Item)
1 9 1.4 : Counting Out Rhymes and Sayings
Box
Folder
1 9 1.4.1 : Eenie, meenie, minie, moe. (See also: Speech 1.5.109)
.31 (Items)
1 9 1.4.2 : One potato, two potato
.16 (Items)
1 10 1.4.3 : Ip, dip, dip; my little ship.
.1 (Item)
1 10 1.4.4 : Mr. Brown, went to town to get a bucket of paint
.1 (Item)
1 10 1.4.5 : Ina, mina, tipsa, tina . . . Out you go. (Eenie, Meenie, Tiska Teenie; Eny meeny hipla-dick; Ibitty, bibitty, sibitty, sab; eeny meeny pebble deeny)
.5 (Items)
1 10 1.4.6 : One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go
.2 (Items)
1 10 1.4.7 : My mother said to pick the very best one, and you're not it
.1 (Item)
1 10 1.4.8 : My mother and your mother were out hanging clothes
.15 (Items)
1 10 1.4.9 : I lit a match, then I blew it out
.1 (Item)
1 10 1.4.10: One re-orey ickory Ann; Philosy-pholosy Nickolas John
.1 (Item)
1 10 1.4.11 : Ena, meena, dixa, deena; acha, pacha, dominacha
.1 (Item)
1 10 1.4.12 : Icka, backa, soda cracker; icka, backa, boo
.3 (Items)
1 11 1.4.13 : Engine, engine, number nine. (See also Speech 1.5.67)
.18 (Items)
1 11 1.4.14 : My ___ (dog/Elvis) died last night, what color was his ____ (blood/hair)?
.2 (Items)
1 11 1.4.15 : Bubble gum, bubble gum, in a dish. (See also Speech 1.5.27)
.18 (Items)
1 11 1.4.16 : My shoe, how old are you?
.14 (Items)
1 11 1.4.17 : Mickey Mouse built a house. How many bricks did he use?
.2 (Items)
1 11 1.4.18 : Inky binky bottle of ink
.8 (Items)
1 11 1.4.19 : Oneree, tworee, hickree on
.2 (Items)
1 11 1.4.20 : One saw, two saw, sickie saw san
.1 (Item)
1 11 1.4.21 : One, two, three, O'Leary...
.1 (Items)
2 1 1.5 : Jump-rope Rhymes and Sayings
Box
Folder
2 1 1.5.1 : HELP.
.11 (Items)
2 1 1.5.2 : Spelling out the alphabet
.1 (Item)
2 1 1.5.3 : Keep the kettle boiling
.3 (Items)
2 1 1.5.4 : Vote, vote, vote for _________
.5 (Items)
2 2-4 1.5.5 : Cinderella, dressed in yellow. (See also Speech: 1.5.5.73 for Cinderella dressed in pink.)
.1-.76
2 5 and 6 1.5.6 : Not last night, but the night before/Spanish dancer.
.45 (Items)
2 7 1.5.7 : Bluebells, cockle shells.
.23 (Items)
2 8 1.5.8 : Mabel, Mabel, set the table.
.13 (Items)
2 9 1.5.9 : Fudge, fudge, call the judge.
.13 (Items)
2 10 and 11 1.5.10 : Down by the river (ocean), down by the sea.
.28 (Items)
3 1 1.5 : Jump-rope Rhymes and Sayings
Box
Folder
3 1 1.5.11 : Little Orphan Annie.
.5 (Items)
3 2 1.5.12 : I had a little __________, his name was ______, put him in the bathtub.
.13 (Items)
3 2 1.5.13 : I like coffee, I like tea
.9 (Items)
3 2 1.5.14 : Grace, Grace, dressed in lace
.4 (Items)
3 2 1.5.15 : Donald Duck was a one legged duck
.4 (Items)
3 2 1.5.16 : Spell M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I
.2 (Items)
3 3 1.5.17 : Bo, bo, bo for _________; Charcoal _______ at the door.
.1 (Item)
3 3 1.5.18 : Charlie Chaplin (Marco Polo, Shirley Temple) went to France
.6 (Items)
3 3 1.5.19 : Lincoln, Lincoln, I've been thinkin', what that stuff is you been drinkin'
.5 (Items)
3 3 1.5.20 : Peach tree, plum tree
.1 (Items)
3 3 1.5.21 : I was born in a frying pan
.1 (Items)
3 3 1.5.22 : Pump, pump, pump the gasoline
.1 (Item)
3 3 1.5.23 : Blondie and Dagwood went to town
.1 (Item)
3 3 1.5.24 : Apple pie, cream, and tart
.1 (Item)
3 3 1.5.25 : Ice cream soda, Delaware punch
.7 (Item)
3 3 1.5.26 : We're having Lapioli; she's made from macaroni
.1 (Item)
3 3 1.5.27 : Bubble gum in a dish; how many pieces do you wish? (See also Speech 1.4.15)
.3 (Item)
3 3 1.5.28 : Ten little monkeys, jumping on a bed
.2 (Items)
3 4 1.5.29 : Rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief.
.12 (Items)
3 4 1.5.30 : White, white, you got married in a sewer pipe
.1 (Item)
3 4 1.5.31 : I went to Arkansas, to buy myself a saw
.2 (Items)
3 4 1.5.32 : ____________ sat on a pin; how many inches did it go in?
.2 (Items)
3 4 1.5.33 : Red, white, and blue; stars shine on you
.1 (Item)
3 4 1.5.34 : Bluebells, bluebells, daffodils and daisies
.1 (Item)
3 4 1.5.35 : Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around
.22 (Items)
3 5 1.5.36 : That crazy old man from China.
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.37 : Heigh ho, Silver; how 'bout a date?
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.38 : I am a little Dutch girl, dressed in blue
.2 (Items)
3 5 1.5.39 : I have a secret I won't tell
.2 (Items)
3 5 1.5.40 : Apple, apple
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.41 : Register, register, register for school
.5 (Items)
3 5 1.5.42 : Strawberry shortcake, cream on top
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.43 : The spades of eeni, beeni, pepsideeni
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.44 : Tomatoes, carrots, potatoes, peas
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.45 : Hi, hi up in the sky
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.46 : Hi Diddly Dumpty
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.47 : Way down south where I was born
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.48 : Soloman Grundy
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.49 : Red hot pepper
.2 (Items)
3 5 1.5.50 : My sister had a boyfriend
.1 (item)
3 5 1.5.51 : My sister had a baby
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.52 : Johnny over the ocean
.2 (Items)
3 5 1.5.53 : Down in the meadow
.8 (Items)
3 5 1.5.54 : Monkey, monkey bottle of beer
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.55 : Two in together
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.56 : Jack be Nimble
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.57 : Queen Bee play with me
.1 (Item)
3 5 1.5.58 : Teacher, teacher
.2 (Items)
3 5 1.5.59 : There was an old woman
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.60 : Sister, sister come on in.
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.61 : Three, six, nine, the goose drank wine
.4 (Items)
3 6 1.5.62 : When I was two and going on three
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.63 : Tell when your birthday comes
.3 (Items)
3 6 1.5.64 : There sits ______, sweet as a rose
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.65 : The clock stands still
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.66 : Raspberry jam
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.67 : Engine, engine. (See also Speech 1.4.13)
.2 (Item)
3 6 1.5.68 : ______ drank some marmalade
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.69 : Last night I went to the department store. (Elevator)
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.70 : There sits _____ sweet as a rose
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3 6 1.5.71 : ______ and ______ sitting on a fence, trying to make a dollar out of sixteen cents
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.72 : Little Miss Pink, died last night
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.73 : California Peaches come tap me on the back
.1 (Item)
1.5.74 : High water, low water, evy, ivy, overs
.1
3 6 1.5.75 : My mother, your mother lived across the street. (See also Speech 1.6.9)
.5 (Items)
3 6 1.5.76 : All in together according to the weather
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.77 : Lizzie Borden took an ax, gave her father forty whacks
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.78 : There was a little turtle, he lived in a box
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.79 : Ricky ricky rust/We're not allowed to cuss
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.80 : Changing bedrooms one by one..
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.81 : Helicopter, helicopter turn around
.3 (Items)
1.5.82 : Gyspy lady do the splits, gypsy lady give a high kick
.1
3 6 1.5.83 : One, Two, buckle my shoe
.1 (Item)
3 6 1.5.84 : Two little love birds sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
.6 (Items)
3 7 1.5.85 : Down by the river where the green grass grows, there sits Mary as pretty as a rose.
.2 (Items)
3 7 1.5.86 : Say, say old playmate, come out and play with me
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.87 : It's raining it's pouring, the old man is snoring
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.88 : Keep the pot a-boilin' just for ______
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.89 : Buster, Buster climb the tree..
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.90 : Tillie the toiler, sat on a boiler..
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.91 : Rooms for rent, inquire within, when I move out, let (name) move in
.2 (Items)
3 7 1.5.92 : I wish I had a nickel, I wish I had a dime
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.93 : Here comes the teacher with the big fat stick
.1 (Item)
3 7 1.5.94 : I went downtown to see Miss Brown
.2 (Items)
3 7 1.5.95 : Sally Rand, lost her fan. Run, run, run, as fast as you can
.2 (Items)
3 7 1.5.96 : Who's for the planets, who's for the stars
.2 (Items)
3 7 1.5.97 : Sugar and cream, bread and butter, what's the name of my true lover? A, B . .
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3 7 1.5.98 : Bread and butter, sugar and spice, how many boys think I am nice? 1. 2, 3 . .
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3 7 1.5.99 : My mother sent me down to get some potatoes, how many potatoes did she send me to get? 1, 2, 3 . .
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3 7 1.5.100 : One little, two little, three little cabbage patch
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3 7 1.5.101 : My brother went to sea, sea, sea; to see what he could see, see, see
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3 7 1.5.102 : Last night I saw upon the stair, a little man who wasn't there
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3 7 1.5.103 : Over the Garden Wall I watched my baby fall
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3 7 1.5.104 : Standing at the Corner Chewing bubble gum
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3 7 1.5.105 : Sailor, Sailor do your duty
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3 7 1.5.106 : Diamond, ruby, emerald, pearl
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3 7 1.5.107 : Let's play school
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3 7 1.5.108 : My wee brother is no good
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3 7 1.5.109 : Eni, eni, mino, mo, set the baby on the po (pot)
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3 7 1.5.110 : Anna Banana played the piana
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3 7 1.5.111 : Janet, Janet don't be blue, Frankenstein was ugly too! (Change names each time.)
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3 7 1.5.112 : Birdie, birdie, in the sky; why you'd drop that in my eye; I'm a big boy, I don't cry; Boy, I am sure glad the elephants don't fly
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3 7 1.5.113 : ____ and ____ were sitting on the porch, their lips were tightly pressed, the old man gave the signal, and the bulldog did the rest
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3 7 1.5.114 : Ice cream, ice cream cherry on top!
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4 1 1.6 : Hand-clap Rhymes and Sayings
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4 1 1.6.1 : Did you ever, ever, ever in your long-legged life.
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4 1 1.6.2 : Patty cake, patty cake
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4 1 1.6.3 : Miss Mary Black Black Black
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4 1 1.6.4 : A sailor went to sea, sea, sea
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4 1 1.6.5 : I met my boyfriend at the candy store..
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4 1 1.6.6 : I woke up Sunday morning
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4 1 1.6.7 : I'm a pretty little Dutch girl. (My boyfriend's name is __ , He comes from __ .)
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4 1 1.6.8 : I know a secret and I won't tell
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4 1 1.6.9 : My mother, your mother lived across the street
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4 1 1.6.10 : Johnny Boy
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4 1 1.6.11 : My mommy told me
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4 1 1.6.12 : Peas porridge hot
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4 1 1.6.13 : Whiskey
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4 1 1.6.14 : Say say say oooh-oh..
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4 1 1.6.15 : Concentration
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4 1 1.6.16 : Missy Marry Mac
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4 1 1.6.17 : Ms Suzy
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4 2 1.7 : Ball Bounce Rhymes
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4 2 1.7.1 : Bouncy, bouncy ball-y; my sister's name is Poll-y
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4 3 1.8 : Birthday Rhymes and Sayings
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4 3 1.8.1 : Heavy, heavy hang over, thy poor head.
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4 4 1.9 : Mnemonic Devices
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4 4 1.9.1 : Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Power = I2R.
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4 4 1.9.2 : ARITHMETIC
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4 4 1.9.3 : How many days in the month
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4 4 1.9.4 : GEOGRAPHY
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4 4 1.9.5 : Oscar Had A Heap Of Apples
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4 4 1.9.6 : Classifications of the animal world
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4 4 1.9.7 : CBA's
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4 4 1.9.8 : In Paris men are tall (cell division)
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4 4 1.9.9 : Cold oysters seldom develop many precious peals, the juices conceal too quickly (geologic table)
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4 4 1.9.10 : The six P's (prior planning prevents piss-poor performance)
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4 4 1.9.11 : Spring forward, Fall back
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4 4 1.9.12 : Red port wine
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4 4 1.9.13 : Johnny left port
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4 4 1.9.14 : In l632 Columbus sailed the ocean blue
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4 4 1.9.15 : Mississippi
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4 4 1.9.16 : Facetious
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4 4 1.9.17 : VIBGYOR to remember the colors of the rainbow
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4 4 1.9.18 : Color mnemonic devices (i.e. Violet, violet you ate the toilet)
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4 4 1.9.19 : Degrees and Qualifications.
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4 4 1.9.20 : Musical Staff (Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge; FACE)
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4 4 1.9.21 : VEG-A-TABLE
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4 4 1.9.22 : Order of Operations in Mathematics.
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4 4 1.9.23 : CONSTANTINOPLE.
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4 4 1.9.24 : Soh Cah Toa (Sine, Cosine, Tangent).
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4 4 1.9.25 : Mnemonic device for North, South, East, West.
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4 4 1.9.26 : Various mnemonic devices for the Electrical Color Code.
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4 4 1.9.27 : Compensation for Courses (for a private pilots license).
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4 4 1.9.28 : The fate of Henry the VIII's six wives: divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived.
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4 4 1.9.29 : Adam Eats Nuts And Many Christmas Sweets (Book of Mormon Prophets(LDS).
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4 4 1.9.30 : Oh Be A Fine Girl Kiss Me Right Now (magnitudes of stars).
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4 4 1.9.31 : H.O.M.E.S. (The Great Lakes, USA).
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4 4 1.9.32 : "I" before "E", except after "C" or when sounded as "A", as in neighbor or weigh.
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4 4 1.9.33 : A pints a pound, the world around.
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4 4 1.9.34 : V-A-C-A-TION.
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4 4 1.9.35 : My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas (planets).
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4 4 1.9.36 : The sign of trig functions.
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4 4 1.9.37 : How to learn the names of the books of the New Testament.
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4 4 1.9.38 : LSMFT.
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4 4 1.9.39 : FORD: Found On the Road Dead.
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4 5 1.10 : Rhymes Used by Adults for Children
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4 5 1.10.1 : One, two, three; mother caught a flea. (Medicine-taking rhyme)
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4 5 1.10.2 : Giddy, giddy, gout; your shirttail's out
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4 5 1.10.3 : The lightning flashed, the thunder roared, the little pigs laid down and snored
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4 5 1.10.4 : Bed-time Rhymes
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4 5 1.10.4.1 : Sleep tight
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4 5 1.10.4.2 : I'll tell you a story 'bout Jack McNory
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4 5 1.10.4.3 : Me Mudder
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4 5 1.10.4.4 : I once had a sweet little doll, the prettiest doll in the world
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4 5 1.10.4.5 : My mother says she does not care about the color of my hair
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4 5 1.10.4.6 : Smile n' grow
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4 5 1.10.4.7 : Don't let the bed bugs bite
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4 5 1.10.4.8 : Now I lay me down to sleep
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4 5 1.10.4.9 : If you believe that mom's sleeping dust would put you to sleep, it will
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4 5 1.10.4.10: "Off to bed," said Sleepyhead
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4 5 1.10.4.11 : There was an old man who had a calf-that's half
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4 5 1.10.4.12 : Faster faster faster, us moo moo
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1.10.4.13 : Angels at the foot, and angels at the head
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4 5 1.10.4.14 : See you in the morning's milk
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4 5 1.10.4.15 : Go to bed, cover your head, pretend you're dead
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4 5 1.10.4.16 : Snug as a Bug in a Rug
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4 6 1.10.5 : Sing at the table.
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4 6 1.10.6 : The cat-eggs and sit-stills will get you
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4 6 1.10.7 : Tingle Tangley get for home or I'll get you with a big black comb
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4 6 1.10.8 : Once there was a robin/Who lived outside our door
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4 6 1.10.9 : Don't stick your head out the window too far, It might go home in another car
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4 6 1.10.10 : Christopher Robin
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4 6 1.10.11 : Dandling Rhymes (Knee-bouncing)
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4 6 1.10.11.1 : Trot, trot to Boston. (Dandling rhyme)
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4 6 1.10.11.2 : This is the way the gentlemen ride.../Poor man's horse goes..
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4 6 1.10.11.3 : Grasshopper sittin' on a sweet potato vine. (Old Gray Goose)
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4 6 1.10.11.4 : We ride a cocked horse to Banbury cross
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4 6 1.10.11.5 : Ponyboy, ponyboy, won't you be my ponyboy
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4 6 1.10.12 : _____, ______ strong and able, Get your elbows off the table
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4 6 1.10.13 : Fishy, fishy in the brook, come and bite on Daddy's hook
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4 6 1.10.14 : Teddy Bear picnic
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4 6 1.10.15 : 1-2-3-4-5-6-7 All good children go to heaven
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4 6 1.10.16 : Wee Willie Weer, what he doesn't like, he doesn't hear
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4 6 1.10.17 : First ya say do, then ya say don't
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4 6 1.10.18 : I buy ya' books and buy ya' books..
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4 6 1.10.19 : Yesterday was hike day, wasn't it great
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.20 : There was a bee, sat on the wall, and he did buzz, and that was all
.1 (Item)
4 6 1.10.21 : Juba this and Juba that, Juba killed a yellow cat
.1
4 6 1.10.22 : I am a little Hindoo, I do the best I kindo
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4 6 1.10.23 : One, two, two and a half, two and three quarters..
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4 6 1.10.24 : It shows in your face
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4 6 1.10.25 : Good morning little sunshine, what made you wake so soon
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4 6 1.10.26 : Shut the windows, shut the doors; they're comin' in the windows, they're comin' in the doors
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4 6 1.10.27 : I love me, I think I'm grand
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4 7 1.10.28 : Up in a swing
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4 7 1.10.29 : Ain't ain't a word, and you ain't supposed to say it
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4 7 1.10.30 : Little tot
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4 8 1.11 : Anti-school Rhymes and Sayings
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4 8 1.11.1 : Help murder police! My teacher fell in the grease
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4 8 1.11.2 : There is no school today
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4 8 1.11.3 : School is like a fan, stand in front of it and it blows, stand behind it and it sucks..
.1 (Item)
4 8 1.11.4 : Ta Ra Da Boom De Ay, there is no school today
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4 8 1.11.5 : No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks
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4 8 1.11.6 : Spring has sprung/The grass has risen ____ more days til we're out of prison
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4 8 1.11.7 : Dogs have fleas, skunks stink, one more week and we're out of the clink!
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4 8 1.11.8 : Marijuana, Marijuana, LSD, LSD
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4 8 1.11.9 : Hi ho Hi ho, its away from school we go
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4 8 1.11.10 : ___ more days and we'll be free
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4 8 1.11.11 : Schools out, schools out, Teacher let the monkeys out
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4 8 1.11.12 : When teacher rings the bell, you drop your books and run like hell
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4 8 1.11.13 : If I had one wish . . . They never have to go to school
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4 8 1.11.14 : I quit school because. . .
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4 9 1.12 : Catch Phrases
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4 9 1.12.1 : Adam and Eve and pinch-me-quick
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4 9 1.12.2 : I'm rubber, you're glue
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4 10 1.13 : Playground Rhymes
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4 10 1.13.1 : Walking and Marching Rhymes
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4 10 1.13.1.1 : I left, I left, I left my wife and 48 kids
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4 10 1.13.2 : Monkey bar Rhymes
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4 10 1.13.2.1 : I'm a little angel, saying my prayers
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4 10 1.13.3 : School Rivalry
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4 10 1.13.3.1 : Lincoln stinks while Stewart thinks
.1 (Item)
4 10 1.13.3.2 : Birdie, birdie in the sky, let a turdie in my eye
.1 (Item)
4 10 1.13.3.3 : 2,4,6,8 who do we especially hate ______
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4 10 1.13.4 : Birdie, birdie in the sky, let a turdie in my eye
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4 10 1.13.5 : 2,4,6,8 who do we especially hate ______
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4 11 1.14 : Holiday Rhymes
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4 11 1.14.1 : Halloween
Box
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4 11 1.14.1.1 : We are beggars from the street, we want something good to eat
.1 (Item)
4 11 1.14.1.2 : Trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat
.1 (Items)
4 12 1.15 : Rhymes and Sayings Concerning Sex
1.15.1 : Down by the river where nobody goes, there lives a lady without any clothes, along came a hippie swinging a chain.
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4 13 1.0 : Miscellaneous
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4 13 1.0.1 : In a dark, dark wood, there was a dark, dark house.
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4 13 1.0.2 : I'd rather be dead than red in the head.
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4 13 1.0.3 : ________, ________, I've been thinking, what on earth have you been drinking..
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4 13 1.0.4 : Cindy's mad, and I am glad, cause I know what will please her..
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4 13 1.0.5 : I've been bad, and I'm in bed, for all the naughty things I said..
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4 13 1.0.6 : Bobby went down to the ocean, Bobby went down to the sea, Bobby broke a bottle..
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4 13 1.0.7 : Hands are dirty, my oh my, we go wash them you and I. Went to the garden just to play..
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4 13 1.0.8 : Silence in the court, the monkey wants to speak, the first one to speak, is the monkey of the week, speak monkey speak
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4 13 1.0.9 : Coke-a-Cola went to town, Pepsi-Cola shot him down, Dr. Pepper fixed him up, now we're drinkin' 7-Up
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4 13 1.0.10 : Oh my finger, oh my thumb, oh my belly, oh my bum
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4 13 1.0.11 : King Kong played ping pong with a 40 foot ding dong
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4 13 1.0.12 : Postie Postie..
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4 13 1.0.13 : Sweet little Emily Rose was tired and sought to repose...
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4 13 1.0.14 : Dead man, Dead man.
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4 13 1.0.15 : Clapping rhyme
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2. :  Fun and Humorous Rhymes and Sayings
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5 1 2.1 : Nonsense or Humorous Rhymes or Sayings
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5 1 2.1.1 : I run the stairs down, throw the horse through the window.
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5 1 2.1.2 : Ooey Gooey was a worm
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5 1 2.1.3 : One bright night in the middle of the day, Two dead boys got up to play
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5 1 2.1.4 : Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
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5 1 2.1.5 : Bessie met a bus, and the bus met Bessie
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5 1 2.1.6 : Timothy Ticklefeather L.L.D
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5 1 2.1.7 : A peanut sat on a railroad track
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5 1 2.1.8 : There was a little chigger
.1 (Item)
5 1 2.1.9 : They walked down the lane together
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5 1 2.1.10 : I've never seen a purple cow
.3 (Items)
5 1 2.1.11 : A man went out a huntin', 'twas on a Sunday morn. (Don't help the bear.)
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5 1 2.1.12 : Me not knowing to an absolute certainty am unable to articulate on such a delicate subject
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5 1 2.1.13 : Of all the fishes in the sea
.2 (Items)
5 1 2.1.14 : Ladies and gentleman; horses and mules
.2 (Items)
5 1 2.1.15 : I went to the show of tomorrow
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5 1 2.1.16 : I had a little dog and his name was Jack
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5 1 2.1.17 : Confucius say: "Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger."
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5 1 2.1.18 : Spider, spider on the wall
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5 1 2.1.19 : Once there was an elephant who tried to use the telephant
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5 2 2.1.20 : Bat, bat, come under my hat.
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5 2 2.1.21 : By the sewer I lived, by the sewer I died. Some called it murder, but I called it sewerside
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5 2 2.1.22 : In Dirty Town there is a street, the street is made of glass
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5 2 2.1.23 : Party hearty, die young and have a good looking corpse
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5 2 2.1.24 : Man who live in glass house . .
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5 2 2.1.25 : Man can not live on bread alone, he need peanut butter
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5 2 2.1.26 : I get up with Protest, I have breakfast with Arthur, I have supper with Icy Hot, and go to bed with Ben Gay
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5 2 2.1.27 : You're too old to ride the range granny, you can't even keep your calves together
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5 2 2.1.28 : Thirty purple birds a sitting on a curb, chirpin' and burpin' eatin' dirty worms
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5 2 2.1.29 : For Chrysler sake, you son of Buick, quit Fording around, or I'll kick you in the Nash
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5 2 2.1.30 : Seagull, seagull in the sky, dropped some whitewash in my eye. Don't you worry, I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly
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5 2 2.1.31 : Johnny Ivans caught a mouse, round him wrapped the rope
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5 2 2.1.32 : January can February March, no April May, now June don't you-Ju ly
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5 2 2.1.33 : Here I stand upon the stage, how do you like my figure
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5 2 2.1.34 : As I was going down the street, amid the snow and falling sleet
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5 2 2.1.35 : The thunder roared, the lightening crashed, the tree fell, the frog got smashed
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5 2 2.1.36 : Birdie with a yellow bill climbed upon my window sill
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5 2 2.1.37 : Tarzan the ape man, swinging from a rubberband
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5 2 2.1.38 : Stricklin', Stricklin' is a very good man, he tries to teach us all he can
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5 2 2.1.39 : Somebody left the door open and the wrong dogs came home
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5 2 2.1.40 : I'm a hard dog to keep under the porch
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5 3 2.1.41 : A good day for ducks.
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5 3 2.1.42 : The shortest distance between two points is under construction
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5 3 2.1.43 : When you see the light at the end of the tunnel it's probably the headlights of the oncoming train!
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5 3 2.1.44 : In the game of life they claim, there's only one reward. It isn't how you played the game, but how often you have scored
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5 3 2.1.45 : Old Indian saying says
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5 3 2.1.46 : Figures don't lie, it's how liars figure
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5 3 2.1.47 : Confucius say: "Man who dances with tall lady gets bust in mouth."
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5 3 2.1.48 : Confucius say: "This conversation, like TV on honeymoon, not necessary."
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5 3 2.1.49 : I'd like to buy him for what he's worth, and sell him for what he thinks he's worth
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5 3 2.1.50 : Love sticks where it lights, even if it's a manure pile
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5 3 2.1.51 : Put it on the account of the dust, and let the rain settle it
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5 3 2.1.52 : If God wanted man to live in a rainy climate, he would have provided man with webbed feet
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5 3 2.1.53 : If you haven't seen it before, you won't know what it is, and if you have, you won't be surprised
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5 3 2.1.54 : Love doesn't make the world go around, it just makes you dizzy so that it feels like it
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5 3 2.1.55 : We must have fallen into a lens grinder, we're making a spectacle of ourselves
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5 3 2.1.56 : Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
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5 3 2.1.57 : If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his [butt] every time he hopped
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5 3 2.1.58 : Give a woman an inch and she'll try to park a car in it
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5 3 2.1.59 : Have fun, if you can't, be good, if you can't, be careful, if you can't, name it after me
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5 3 2.1.60 : Doing nothing is the most tiresome thing in the world because you can't quit and rest
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5 3 2.1.61 : There was a man in our town, And he was wondrous wise
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5 3 2.1.62 : Little Willie was a chemist, Little Willie is no more
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5 3 2.1.63 : Closeness only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, jazz, slow dances
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5 3 2.1.64 : Due to the inner workings and hidden mechanisms of my chronometer
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5 3 2.1.65 : If the ocean was beer and I was duck, I would dive to the bottom and drink my way up
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5 3 2.1.66 : Did you know that if your parents didn't have any kids you probably won't either?
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5 3 2.1.67 : Girls when they went out to swim, once dressed like Mother Hubbard
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5 3 2.1.68 : Gene, Gene made a machine
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5 3 2.1.69 : Is a caterpillar ticklish?
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5 3 2.1.70 : Sons of Bs. (Here's to the busy little bee, with sex so small you cannot see.)
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5 3 2.1.71 : As I was streetin' down the walk
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5 3 2.1.72 : Sinkers honkers sick spend. (Sing a song of sixpence.)
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5 4 2.1.73 : There was a man upon the stair.
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5 4 2.1.74 : Blood and brains all over; Eyes rolling down the gutter like marbles, And me with out a spoon
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5 4 2.1.75 : Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, insulated money meats
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5 4 2.1.76 : Scab sandwich puss on top, monkey vomit, camel snot, chopped up eyeballs, chicken fat too; scab sandwich, good for you!
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5 4 2.1.77 : Green sailor told to get the donkey from the manger.
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5 4 2.1.78 : SBetter watch your head, there ain't enough room in here to swing a cat.
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5 4 2.1.79 : There once was a hobo named Fred, he go a drink and now is dead, Fred was bold as the story is told, the commode did fall on his head
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5 4 2.1.80 : There once a girl named Mirttle, who amused herself with a sea turtle, but what was phenomenal was her swelling abdominal, reviled that the turtle was fertle
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5 4 2.1.81 : Hubba, Hubba, Ding, Ding, lookout baby- you've got everything
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5 4 2.1.82 : There once was a girl, who had a curl, right in the middle of her forehead, when she was good, she was very, very good, when she was bad, she was horrible
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5 4 2.1.83 : One stocking buy him, two white stockings try him, three white stockings be on the sly four white stockings pass him by. (Horse rhyme)
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5 5 2.2 : Circular and Progressive Rhymes and Sayings
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5 5 2.2.1 : Died? I died once . . .
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5 5 2.2.2 : It was a dark and stormy night
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5 5 2.2.3 : Let me tell you a story about Jack and Nory, they went out to sea
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5 5 2.2.4 : Once there was a cat with feet of cloth and eyes that were backwards. (English translation from Spanish)
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5 5 2.2.5 : HELLLL-o everybody this is Harry Cemetery, if you are good..
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5 5 2.2.6 : Easter time is the time for eggs, and the time for eggs is Easter time
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5 5 2.2.7 : That's life. What's life? A magazine. How much does it cost? 25 cents..
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5 5 2.2.8 : Obadire jumped in the fire. Fire fire was so hot, he jumped in a pot
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5 5 2.2.9 : Go bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
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5 5 2.2.10: Pete and Repete went down to the river to swim..
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5 5 2.2.11 : Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
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5 5 2.2.12 : Today is yesterday's tomorrow. .
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5 5 2.2.13 : You remind me of a man..
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5 6 2.3 : Riddles
Box
Folder
5 6 2.3.1 : Math and Spelling Riddles
Box
Folder
5 6 2.3.1.1 : As I was going to St. Ives
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5 6 2.3.1.2 : Constantinople
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5 6 2.3.1.3 : 7,2,9,4,3,8,1,6. . .(Knight's movement on keypad)
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5 6 2.3.2 : Who/What am I?
Box
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5 6 2.3.2.1 : What's Black and White and Read All Over?
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5 6 2.3.2.2 : Man and son get in accident, doctor comes in and says, "That's my son!" Who is the doctor?
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5 6 2.3.0 : Miscellaneous
Box
Folder
5 6 2.3.0.1 : Where do you bury the survivors?
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5 7 2.4 : Humorous Sayings Before and After Meals (Blessing and Prayer on Food)
Box
Folder
5 7 2.4.1 : Over the lips and over the gums.
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5 7 2.4.2 : J'ai bien mange', J'ai bien bu, (I've eaten enough, I've drank enough. English translation from French)
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5 7 2.4.3 : Bless the bread, bless the meat. Say amen and let's all eat
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5 7 2.4.4 : Uncle Ben's blessings
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5 7 2.4.5 : Eat everything on your plate or the sun won't shine tomorrow
.1 (Item)
5 7 2.4.6 : Good food, good meat, good God, let's eat
.3 (Items)
5 7 2.4.7 : Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, who eats the fastest gets the most
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5 7 2.4.8 : Itadakimas. (I humbly partake. English translation from Japanese)
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5 7 2.4.9 : First one to eat the stew washes the dishes
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5 7 2.4.10 : Eh--Ah--Beh--Oo--Em. (Heavenly Father, bless the food, Amen.)
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5 7 2.4.11 : 'Squeet. (Used in Navy to mean Let's go eat.)
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5 7 2.4.12 : Oh Lord, cause that this won't distress me, but I know it will
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5 7 2.4.13 : Rubadub dub, bless the grub, amen
.4 (Items)
5 7 2.4.14 : Hell with the potatoes, damn with the meat, anyone who's hungry dig in and eat
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5 7 2.4.15 : God is good, God is great
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5 7 2.4.16 : Pass the potatoes, pass the meat, turn over your plates, and start to eat
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5 7 2.4.17 : Little fishy in the dishy, amen
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5 7 2.4.18 : O, Lord, bless this food and us'n that et it
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5 7 2.4.19 : Bless the spuds, bless the meat, look our Lord, we're going to eat
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5 7 2.4.20 : Eat up and give the house a good name.
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5 7 2.4.21 : Amen, brother Ben, shot the goose and killed the hen.
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5 7 2.4.22 : Fishes in the dishes, Amen.
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5 8 2.5 : Humorous Rhymes or Sayings with a Food Motif
Box
Folder
5 8 2.5.1 : Aren't there fishes still a swimming.
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5 8 2.5.2 : I eat my peas with honey
.5 (Items)
5 8 2.5.3 : Collection of food rhymes
.1 (Item)
5 8 2.5.4 : Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I threw away the banana and ate the skin
.1 (Item)
5 8 2.5.5 : The Frenchman likes his native wine. The German likes his beer
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5 8 2.5.6 : I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream
.2 (Items)
5 8 2.5.7 : Bird Regurgitation
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5 8 2.5.8 : Peanut butter and jelly sock ‘em in the belly
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5 8 2.5.9 : Thoup, thoup, damn thoup, I'm tired of thoup, thoup, thoup. (About soup.)
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5 8 2.5.10 : Nothing beats food when you're hungry. I only eat ice cream when I'm alone or with someone
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5 8 2.5.11 : I have Done Laps Disease! I've done lapped over my belt
.2 (Items)
5 8 2.5.12 : Call to meal
.2 (Items)
5 8 2.5.13 : Eat every carrot and ‘pea' on your plate
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5 8 2.5.14 : It must have gone down your Sunday Lane, and today is only _______ (when someone is choking)
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5 8 2.5.15 : Regurgitate, regurgitate, throw up all you ate
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5 8 2.5.16 : Get your elbows off the table, or you'll be married before you're able
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5 8 2.5.17 : Hangovers: the wrath of grapes
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5 8 2.5.18 : More than a mouthful's a waste
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5 8 2.5.19 : Pepsi Cola's a stinky drink, pour it down the kitchen sink. Tastes like vinegar, looks like ink; Pepsi Cola's a stinky drink!
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5 8 2.5.20 : A cookie is a virgin donut.
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5 8 2.5.21 : Eat 'em, drink 'em, smoke 'em, sleep 'em.
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5 8 2.5.22 : Stew without vegetables is neither tasty or filling.
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5 8 2.5.23 : Beef and mutton together make a real gentleman's stew.
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5 8 2.5.24 : What you don't see on the table, don't ask for, because it's down the cellar in a teacup.
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5 8 2.5.25 : Take all you want, but eat all you take.
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5 8 2.5.26 : I eat my yellow grapefruit, it squirts and squirts and squirts..
.1 (Item)
5 9 2.6 : Tongue Twisters
Box
Folder
5 9 2.6.1 : Unique New York.
.2 (Items)
5 9 2.6.2 : Two witches
.1 (Item)
5 9 2.6.3 : Sally (Sue/Susie) sat by the seashore selling seashells. (And variations)
.11 (Items)
5 9 2.6.4 : Peter Piper
.5 (Items)
5 9 2.6.5 : Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
.14 (Items)
5 9 2.6.6 : A sheet well slit, is a well slit sheet
.9 (Items)
5 9 2.6.7 : Swam, swam over the sea
.1 (Item)
5 9 2.6.8 : Will you, won't you, can't I coax you
.1 (Item)
5 9 2.6.9 : A plantain planter planting plantain in a plantain plantation
.1 (Item)
5 9 2.6.10 : A schmoo slyly slowly shuffled a snorkle full of slush.
.1 (Item)
5 9 2.6.11 : Toy boat
.6 (Items)
5 9 2.6.12 : A skunk sat on a stump
.6 (Items)
5 9 2.6.13 : How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
.14 (Items)
5 9 2.6.14 : Apple
.1 (Item)
5 9 2.6.15 : One smart feller, he felt smart
.1 (Item)
5 10 2.6.16 : Mt. Pleasant pheasant pluckers.
.1 (Item)
5 10 2.6.17 : Two toads totally tired, tried to trot to Tedberry
.1 (Item)
5 10 2.6.18 : Betty (Bill) Botter bought a bit of butter
.4 (Items)
5 10 2.6.19 : Of ferro corril corre pello real. (From Brazil)
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5 10 2.6.20 : Cold coal oil
.1 (Item)
5 10 2.6.21 : Say Sam sing that same song you sang in Sunday School
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5 10 2.6.22 : Bake a batch of biscuits
.2 (Items)
5 10 2.6.23 : Six long slim sycamore saplings
.1 (Item)
5 10 2.6.24 : Red leather, yellow leather
.2 (Items)
5 10 2.6.25 : A canner exceedingly canny one morning remarked to his granny, if a canner can can anything that he can then a canner can can a can can't he?
.2 (Items)
5 10 2.6.26 : Bugs black blood
.1 (Items)
5 10 2.6.27 : Go shower, [expletive], shave, and shine my shoes
.2 (Items)
5 10 2.6.28 : A big black bug bit a big black bear
.9 (Items)
5 10 2.6.29 : Good blood bad blood
.2 (Items)
5 10 2.6.30 : A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot..
.2 (Items)
5 10 2.6.31 : The rat ran over the ridge of the roof with a raw lump of liver in his mouth
.1 (Item)
5 10 2.6.32 : P.U.!!! Who used Hugh's shoes?
.1 (Item)
5 10 2.6.33 : The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
.4 (Items)
5 10 2.6.34 : Shot the city sheriff.
.4 (Items)
5 10 2.6.35 : I went to Arkansas, I never saw so many saws as I saw in Arkansas.
.2 (Items)
5 10 2.6.36 : Patient people play pool properly.
.1 (Item)
5 10 2.6.37 : Superior students study studiously.
.1 (Item)
5 10 2.6.38 : Sally, Sally, sitting in the shoe shine shop...
.1 (Item)
5 10 2.6.39 : Fig Plucker.
.4 (Items)
5 10 2.6.40 : A Twister of Twists.
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5 10 2.6.41 : Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater...
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5 10 2.6.42 : Bill Board had a billboard and a board bill...
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5 10 2.6.43 : I saw Esaw sitting on a Seesaw...
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5 10 2.6.44 : A noice annoys an oyster, but a noicey noice annoys an oyster more.
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5 10 2.6.45 : My mother works in a shipyard.
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5 10 2.6.46 : I have an Adams apple.
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5 10 2.6.47 : Fruit Float.
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5 10 2.6.48 : The percepatation in Peru acculates particularly on the plateau.
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5 10 2.6.49 : Heidi has had a huge herd of healthy hefty Herford hefiers.
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5 10 2.6.50 : Great green gobs of greasy grimy gophers guts...
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5 10 2.6.51 : Just go day, come day...
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5 10 2.6.52 : Anna Maria Susannah Sophria Dun Dummen Struck Lyons Phelps.
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5 10 2.6.53 : One duck...
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5 10 2.6.54 : Chickory chick, chala chala, chackaloromy in a banana, bala koala can't you see, chickory chick is me.
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5 10 2.6.55 : OH what in the world is a pelican...
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5 10 2.6.56 : Around the rough and rugged rock the ragged rascal ran (variation).
.2 (Items)
5 10 2.6.57 : Red boy over there...
.1 (Item)
5 10 2.6.58 : Lemon Lime Linement.
.1 (Item)
5 10 2.6.59 : A frog and a big chap...
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5 10 2.6.60 : How much dough does a deer do when a doe deer does do dough? A dough deer does do about a dab of dough when a doe deer does do dough.
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5 10 2.6.61 : Theophilies thistle, the thistle sifter...
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5 10 2.6.62 : The fox the finder, the stink lies behind her.
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5 10 2.6.63 : I'll bet'cha my bet'cha against your bet'cha, that my bet'cha's better than your bet'cha, what'll you bet'cha.
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5 10 2.6.64 : I can saw as much wood as my paw can saw as my maw can saw in Arkansas.
.1 (Item)
5 11 2.7 : Humorous Saying Concerning Marriage and Sex
Box
Folder
5 11 2.7.1 : I didn't know what freedom was until I got married and then it was too late.
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5 11 2.7.2 : When two people get married they shall become as one. The hell of it is trying to find out which one
.1 (Item)
5 11 2.7.3 : The last one to get married drinks out of the watering trough
.1 (Item)
5 11 2.7.4 : Women go to BYU to get their bachelor. Men got to BYU to get their master
.1 (Item)
5 11 2.7.5 : My wife tells me that I'm the head of the family, but that she is the neck that turns the head
.2 (Items)
5 11 2.7.6 : Alimony is the high cost of leaving
.1 (Item)
5 11 2.7.7 : A guy with money to burn has chance of finding a perfect match
.1(Item)
5 11 2.7.8 : A friend defines a gold-digger as a fund loving girl
.1 (Item)
5 11 2.7.9 : _____ now; _____ ever; _____ now; but not forever
.1 (Item)
5 11 2.7.10 : You're not complete until you're married and then you're finished
.1 (Item)
5 11 2.7.11 : Marriage is begun by yearning and maintained by yearning
.1 (Item)
5 11 2.7.12 : The chief cause of divorce is marriage
.1 (Item)
5 11 2.7.13 : If you burn your [butt], you have to sit on the blister
.1 (Item)
5 11 2.7.14 : The first one can come anytime. The rest all take nine months
.1 (Item)
5 11 2.7.15 : When your wife turns forty you can trade her in for two twenties.
.1 (Item)
5 11 2.7.16 : If you're going to bring'em- Bring'em Young.
.1 (Item)
5 11 2.7.17 : United you stand- divided you splatter all over the sidewalk, and that's a mess to clean up.
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5 11 2.7.18 : Hooray, hooray, it's the last of May- outside lovin' starts today.
.1 (Item)
5 11 2.7.19 : Marriage is like a bath; once you get into it, it's not so hot.
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5 11 2.7.20 : A married woman's token is that her leg is broken, and she stays at home.
.1 (Item)
5 11 2.7.21 : Some brides throw things out the window faster than the husbands can bring them in.
.1 (Item)
5 11 2.7.22 : Don't sleep with a woman unless you want to see her over biscuits and gravy in the morning.
.1 (Item)
5 12 2.0 : Miscellaneous
Box
Folder
5 12 2.0.1 : Palindromes.
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5 12 2.0.2 : Aunt vs. Ant.
.1 (Item)
5 12 2.0.3 : May you be in Heaven a half an hour before the Devil knows you're dead.
.2 (Items)
5 12 2.0.4 : Play on words/ wordplay.
.7 (Items)
5 12 2.0.5 : Sayings for Jinx.
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5 12 2.0.6 : The Goops (poem for naughty kids)
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5 12 2.0.7 : When You are Dead (humorous poem about death)
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3. :  Occupational and Avocational Rhymes and Sayings
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6 1 3.1 : Trade and Vocational Rhymes and Sayings
Box
Folder
6 1 3.1.1 : Cowboy
Box
Folder
6 1 3.1.1.1 : As I was ridin' 'round Scorpion Butte
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6 1 3.1.1.2 : One sock buy, two socks try
.1 (Item)
6 1 3.1.1.3 : Wah Hoo Buckaroo
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6 1 3.1.1.4 : He don't look so good
.1 (Item)
6 1 3.1.1.5 : When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on
.1 (Item)
6 1 3.1.1.6 : I'd rather be a roper than an doper
.1
6 1 3.1.1.7 : Til the cows come home.
.2 (Items)
6 1 3.1.1.8 : Haven't had so much fun since the pigs ate my brother.
.1 (Item)
6 1 3.1.2 : Sailors
Box
Folder
6 1 3.1.2.1 : Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning
.8 (Items)
6 1 3.1.3 : Railroad workers
Box
Folder
6 1 3.1.3.1 : My job: It's not my place to run the train
.2 (Items)
6 1 3.1.4 : Animal Science
Box
Folder
6 1 3.1.4.1 : Histology is not a science, it's an art
.1 (Item)
6 1 3.1.5 : Restaurant workers
Box
Folder
6 1 3.1.5.1 : Here's the damage
.1 (Item)
6 1 3.1.5.2 : 86.
.1 (Item)
6 1 3.1.6 : Teachers
Box
Folder
6 1 3.1.6.1 : Old math teachers never die, they just reduce to lowest terms
.1 (Item)
6 1 3.1.6.2 : College is the process of words. . .
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6 1 3.1.7 : Veterinarian
Box
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6 1 3.1.7.1 : It's a dog's life
.1 (Item)
6 1 3.1.7.2 : I've gone to the dogs, but I don't cat around
.1 (Item)
6 1 3.1.8 : Firefighter
Box
Folder
6 1 3.1.8.1 : Fire triangle- oxygen, heat, fuel.
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6 1 3.1.9 : Mercantile
Box
Folder
6 1 3.1.9.1 : Fredrico offers his patrons prompt service. No matter how long it takes.
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6 1 3.1.9.2 : Tipping allowed. Don't forget to thank yourself for such prompt and personal service. Give yourself a big tip.
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6 1 3.1.9.3 : Dirty looks, caustic remarks, and vicious sneers will not improve the service at Fredrico's.
.1 (Item)
6 1 3.1.9.4 : The difference at Fredrico's is the service. There ain't any.
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6 1 3.1.9.5 : Keep Fredrico's green. Bring money.
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6 1 3.1.9.6 : Fredrico's made a deal with the bank. They don't cash checks. The bank doesn't make pizza.
.1 (Item)
6 1 3.1.9.7 : Fredrico's has no quarrel with those who sell for less. They know what their prodect is worth.
.1 (Item)
6 1 3.1.10 : Miner
Box
Folder
6 1 3.1.10.1 : Fredrico's has no quarrel with those who sell for less. They know what their prodect is worth.
.1 (Item)
6 2 3.2 : Peddler's Cries
6 3 3.3 : Farming and Planting Rhymes
Box
Folder
6 3 3.3.1 : One for the crow, one for the gopher, one for the ground, and one that don't gopher. (Folder 3)
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6 3 3.3.2 : Make hay while the sun shines
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6 3 3.3.3 : April showers bring May flowers
.1 (Item)
6 3 3.3.4 : A dry March and wet May fill the barn with grain and hay
.1 (Item)
6 3 3.3.5 : Winter never rots in the sky
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6 3 3.3.6 : Be careful, be cautious when bucking the hay. For work when done right, is never no play
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6 3 3.3.7 : I bought a rooster for fifteen cents
.1 (Item)
6 3 3.3.8 : Spring is here, the grass is ris; I wonder what the white stuff is.
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6 3 3.3.9 : The farmers fed ice cubes to the chickens so they wouldn't lay hard-boiled eggs.
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6 3 3.3.10 : It's a sure sign of spring when the seagulls follow the plow. That means the farmer has to wear a raincoat.
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6 3 3.3.11 : Always plant crops that mature above the ground when the moon is big.
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6 3 3.3.12 : Always plant crops that mature in the ground when the moon is little.
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6 3 3.3.13 : When there's a ring around the moon there will be a change in the weather.
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6 3 3.3.14 : Talking through your beard.
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6 3 3.3.15 : Those barns are scattered. . .
.1 (Item)
6 4 3.4 : Military Cadences and Chants, Sayings and Retorts, Acronyms, Proverbs
Box
Folder
6 4 3.4.1 : Military Cadences and Chants (Jodies)
Box
Folder
6 4 3.4.1.1 : Left, left, left my wife and 48 kids.
.2 (Items)
6 4 3.4.1.2 : Left, left, left, left, right, left. Your guards are right, your belts are tight
.1 (Item)
6 4 3.4.1.3 : Mama, mama can't you see, what the army's done to me?
.2 (Items)
6 4 3.4.1.4 : Trainee far away
.2 (Items)
6 4 3.4.1.5 : I don't know but it's been said, Navy wings are made of lead
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6 4 3.4.1.6 : I wanna be an Air Borne Ranger
.2 (Items)
6 4 3.4.1.7 : The PLO they dropped the bomb; they dropped it on Lebanon
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6 4 3.4.1.8 : Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he. He called for his wife and he called for his pipe and he called for his privates three
.1 (Item)
6 4 3.4.1.9: Airborne, Airborne don't be blue, my recruiter screwed me too
.1 (Item)
6 4 3.4.1.10 : Airborne, you'd better do your best, or you'll find yourself in a leaning rest
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6 4 3.4.1.11 : Put another magazine in my trusty M-l6, and all I ever want to see are bodies, bodies, bodies
.1 (Item)
6 4 3.4.1.12 : In the Army: They say that in the army the chow is mighty fine, A pea rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
.1 (Item)
6 4 3.4.1.13 : A yellow bird with a yellow beak was sitting on my window peak
.1 (Item)
6 4 3.4.1.14 : Tiny Bubbles
.1 (Item)
6 4 3.4.1.15 : My girl's a vegetable
.1 (Item)
6 4 3.4.1.16 : We are Second platoon, we like to party
.1 (Item)
6 4 3.4.1.17 : Summer of '89: They issued me my M-16, hurrah, hurrah
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6 4 3.4.1.18 : When I get to heaven St. Peter's going to say-hey
.1 (Item)
6 4 3.4.1.19 : Left Right Kill
.2 (Items)
6 4 3.4.1.20 : Don't Get Me Started
.2 (Items)
6 4 3.4.1.21 : You Can't Count to Five
.2 (Items)
6 4 3.4.2 : Sayings and Retorts
Box
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6 4 3.4.2.1 : Exlax: Who'll carry the mail? I'll carry the mail?
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6 4 3.4.2.2 : As long as the troops are [expletive] they're ok, but if somebody stops [expletive] you better watch him
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6 4 3.4.2.3 : Ration of [crap]
.1 (Item)
6 4 3.4.2.4 : Hope to [crap] in your mess, I do
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6 4 3.4.2.5 : I need a beer (or other object) worse than Custer needed an air strike
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6 4 3.4.2.6 : Being a jumper is kinda like being a virgin, you either are or you're not. If you are it requires no explanation. If you're not, we're not particularly interested in the reasons
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6 4 3.4.2.7 : Comparison between Vietnamese and their flag
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6 4 3.4.2.8 : Jumpers are good to the last drop
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6 4 3.4.3 : Acronyms
Box
Folder
6 4 3.4.3.1 : NAVY- Never Again Volunteer Yourself
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6 4 3.4.3.2 : RTFQS- Read The Full Question, Stupid
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6 4 3.4.4 : Proverbs
Box
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6 4 3.4.4.1 : The Navy didn't issue your husband a wife in his seabag
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6 4 3.4.4.2 : Your husband was there for the keel-laying, he doesn't have to be there for the launching
.1 (Item)
6 4 3.4.4.3 : Hit the beach
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6 4 3.4.4.4 : Dumber than a sandcrab
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6 4 3.4.4.5 : It didn't take an act of Congress to make me a gentleman
.1 (Item)
6 4 3.4.4.6 : As I slide down the banister of life, I will always remember the Army as a splinter in my ass
.1 (Item)
6 4 3.4.4.7 : There are three sides..
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6 4 3.4.4.8 : It's more important to look good than to feel good because(?)knows how you're feeling
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6 4 3.4.4.9 : Waste not, want not
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6 4 3.4.4.10 : It takes pain to be beautiful
.1 (Item)
6 4 3.4.4.11 : Apologies
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6 5 3.5 : Athletic and High School Cheers
3.5.1 : Ratta, tatta, chinga, chinga.
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6 5 3.5.2 : Kill, kill, hate, hate, murder, murder, mutilate
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6 5 3.5.3 : We are the ______, the mighty, mighty ______
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6 5 3.5.4 : ______ gonna win this game tonight, they're all right, fight, fight, fight
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6 5 3.5.5 : Ah, beep, beep; ah, beep, beep; quack, quack
.1 (Item)
6 5 3.5.6 : I've got it. What is it?
.1 (Item)
6 5 3.5.7 : U.---C.---L.---A
.1 (Item)
3.5.8 : California grapefruit, Arizona cactus
.1
6 5 3.5.9 : Yo Triumph! Yo Triumph!
.1 (Item)
6 5 3.5.10 : Teachers got the brains, boys got the muscles
.1 (Item)
6 5 3.5.11 : Chicken, chicken, duck, duck, come on team let's fight
.1 (Item)
6 5 3.5.12 : U-G-L-Y: You ain't got no alibi, you UGLY
.3 (Items)
6 5 3.5.13 : Digga, digga hot potata
.1(Item)
6 5 3.5.14 : We have a rope and we have a tree; now all we need is a referee
.1 (Item)
6 5 3.5.15 : M.I.C.K.E.Y. Oh you S.O.B. Referee, Referee. (Sung to Mickey Mouse Club song tune.)
.1 (Item)
6 5 3.5.16 : BYU, BYU, where the girls are girls, and the boys are too
.1 (Item)
6 5 3.5.17 : Too cool man, heavy duty unit, take it with a jiff...
.1 (Item)
6 5 3.5.18 : If you're going to foul, make it good
.1 (Item)
6 5 3.5.19 : Rüt um sküt um, ya, ya, ya, lüt fish peper cock, va shaui ha. (Swedish cheer.)
.1 (Item)
6 5 3.5.20 : Mo Mo
.1 (Item)
6 5 3.5.21 : Sha nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Hey, hey, hey good bye
.1 (Item)
6 5 3.5.22 : Nuts and bolts, nuts and bolts, we've been screwed
.1 (Item)
6 5 3.5.23 : I wish I were a winning Cottonwood Colt
.1 (Item)
6 5 3.5.24 : Turkey, Turkey, bats and birds, We're the best team, and you're the nerds
.1 (Item)
6 6 3.6 : Missionary Rhymes and Sayings
Box
Folder
6 6 3.6.1 : Wonder of Work
.1 (Item)
6 6 3.6.2 : First they're green, then they're ripe, and then they're rotten.
.1 (Item)
6 6 3.6.3 : If you don't look once you're not a man, if you look twice you're not a missionary.
.1 (Item)
6 7 3.7 : Sports Rhymes and Sayings
Box
Folder
6 7 3.7.1 : Gymnasts
Box
Folder
6 7 3.7.1.1 : Old gymnasts never die..
.1 (Item)
6 7 3.7.2 : Softball
Box
Folder
6 7 3.7.2.1 : Nice poke (nice hit); four bagger and round-tripper (home run); stroke it and little rap now (get a hit); nice grab and squeeze it (nice catch); cannon (strong arm); big stick (strong batter); two gone and two down (two out); ribbies or RBI (runs batted in)
.1 (Item)
6 7 3.7.3 : Motocross
Box
Folder
6 7 3.7.3.1 : Go for it!
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0 : Miscellaneous
Box
Folder
6 8 3.0.1 : In the elder days of art, builders wrought with unseen care. (Folder 8)
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0.2 : All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and more pay for not getting it done
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0.3 : It's more important to have one satisfied customer than to have ten thousand dissatisfied customers
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0.4 : The 4-H's mean: headache, heartburn, hemorrhoids and hernias
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0.5 : Don't sweat the small stuff. It's all small stuff
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0.6 : A mosquito doesn't get a pat on the back until he starts the work
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0.7 : All muzzle loaders have balls not nuts
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0.8 : Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0.9 : Cobblers do not judge above the shoe
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0.10 : Measure twice, cut once
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0.11 : In God we trusted, in Kansas we busted
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0.12 : The difficult age has come and lit; I'm too tired to work and too poor to quit
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0.13 : Climb the ladder of success but not on the backs of those you know
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0.14 : An hour a day, from now ‘til May. (Regarding shoveling snow)
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0.15 : Do your work and complain later
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0.16 : If you don't have half your day's work done by 10:00 am, you won't get the other half done
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0.17 : Working here is like wetting your pants in a dark suite, it gives you a warm feeling but nobody notices
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0.18 : She must be the surveyor's daughter- she knows all the angles.
.1 (Item)
6 8 3.0.19 : Keep your hands off the chains because they won't feel a thing.
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4. :  Written Rhymes, Poetry, or Sayings
Container(s)
Description
Box
Folder
6 9 4.1 : Epitaphs
Box
Folder
6 9 4.1.1 : Stricken down in health and youth.
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.2 : A loving son has left us
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.3 : Here lies my truest earthly friend
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.4 : Our darling slumbers here
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.5 : To the world he was just a man, to me, he was the world
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.6 : As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so must you be. Therefore prepare to follow me
.2 (Items)
6 9 4.1.7 : Here lies Ansel Adams, he lived for better or for worse, but for now he's gone for good
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.8 : Where ‘ere you be let the wind blow free. For holding it in was the death of me
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.9 : Budded on Earth to bloom in heaven. (Child's grave.)
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.10 : He went about doing good. (Grave of a doctor.)
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.11 : The grave of a southern here, who fought for love and right. (Civil War grave.)
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.12 : Here lies the Body of W.W., who will never more trouble you, trouble you
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.13 : I'm an atheist, all dressed up with no where to go
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.14 : Here lies the body of Big John Kemp, Who lived by the gun, but died by hemp
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.15 : We cannot tell who next may fall, beneath the chastening rod one must be first, but let us all prepare to meet our God. Campbell
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.16 : Shed not for him the bitter tears; and give the heart to him regrets; O Father you have left us here; God grant that we'll be with you yet. Cooney
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.17 : Harriet Steele Died May 26 1888 Aged 1 year 3 mos 22 days; He shall gather the lambs in his arms; and carry them in his bosom
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.18 : Like the dove to the ark; thou hast flown to thy rest; from the wild sea of strife; to the home of the blest
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.19 : Dearest Father thou has left us..
.2 (Items)
6 9 4.1.20 : Sleep on sweet babe; and take your rest; God called you home; he thought it best
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.21 : Our Father has gone to a mansion of rest; to the glorious land of the Deity blest
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.22 : Rest Mother, rest in quiet sleep; while daughters in sorrow; O'er thee weep
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.23 : Shed not for her the bitter tear; nor give the heart to vain regret; tis but the casket that lies here; the gem that filled it sparkles yet
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.24 : There is a bright region above; he long to reach its shore; to join with the dear ones we love; "not lost but gone before"
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.25 : God lent to us this gentle flower; that seemed to promise fair to bloom; but in an unexpected hour..
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.26 : In Loving Memory of Autumn Star Pratt; October 23, 1981- January 24, 1999..
.1 (Item)
6 9 4.1.27 : Two things I love the most, good horses and beautiful women, when I die..
.1 (Item)
6 10 4.2 : Flyleaf Inscriptions
Box
Folder
6 10 4.2.1 : Don't steal this book away my lad for $1.75 it cost my dad. (Folder 10)
.1 (Item)
6 11 4.3 : Autograph Rhymes
Box
Folder
6 11 4.3.1 : May you ever be a princess, May your husband be a clown, And when he goes to kiss you, Just politely knock him down
.1 (Item)
6 11 4.3.2 : When you grow up and get married, I wish you first a baby boy
.2 (Item)
6 11 4.3.3 : When your days on earth are ended and you lie beneath the sod, May your name in gold be written in the autograph of God
.1 (Item)
6 11 4.3.4 : 'Tis sweet to be remembered, in the turmoil of this life
.1 (Item)
6 11 4.3.5 : I love you to my heart, I love you to my liver. If I had you in my mouth, I would spit you in the river
.2 (Items)
6 11 4.3.6 : Remember Grant, remember Lee, to hell with them remember me
.4 (Items)
6 11 4.3.7 : 2 Ys UR, 2 Ys UB, ICUR 2 Ys 4 me. (Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.)
.3 (Item)
6 11 4.3.8 : Never kiss by the garden gate, Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!
.2 (Items)
6 11 4.3.9 : When you grow up and (carry twins, think you're sweet, sail across the sea)
.1 (Item)
6 11 4.3.10 : Roses are red
.17 (Items)
6 11 4.3.11 : I auto laugh. (Rebus)
.1 (Item)
6 12 4.3.12 : Collections of autographs.
Box
Folder
6 12 .4.3.12.1 : 83 items from Bessie Christensen's autograph book, 1932-35
6 12 .4.3.12.2 : 5 items from Carolyn Nelson's junior high year book, 1966-67
6 12 .4.3.12.3 : 3 items from Elva Nowling's autograph book, 1939
6 12 .4.3.12.4 : 3 items from Barbara Spencer's yearbook, ca. 1960
6 12 .4.3.12.5 : 4 items from Georeine Arantz's autograph album, 1898-1901
6 13 4.3.13 : Four lines from a lazy poet.
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.14 : When you get married, don't marry a fool but marry a boy from the Wellsville, Junior High School
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.15 : Amata de tutti
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.16 : 2 good (cute); 2 be; 4 gotten
.6 (Items)
6 13 4.3.17 : 2 young; 2 go; 4 boys
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.18 : When you are old and out of shape remember that girdles are $2.98
.2 (Items)
6 13 4.3.19 : When you get old and can not see, put on your specks and think of me
.3 (Items)
6 13 4.3.20 : May happiness always be your lot, with best wishes forget me not
.1 (Items)
6 13 4.3.2l : Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, what is a bra, without a bust
.3 (Items)
6 13 4.3.22 : Don't party too hearty unless I'm with you
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.23 : If in heaven we don't meet, hand in hand we'll take the heat. If it gets too hot, diet Pepsi hits the spot
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.24 : In your fruitcake of life, regard me as a nut
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.25 : When skies are gray and you are blue . .
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.26 : Always remember me as your friend . .
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.27 : When you are older and far away remember your Mother and Dad's good teachings and all your friends that wish you well
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.28 : When you get married and your wife gets cross, pick up the rolling pin, and tell her you're boss
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.29 : Remember me, you may, you must . .
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.30 : I think it will be possible for you to have anything in life which you desire. You have the ability to try until you succeed
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.3l : Being in love with someone who loves you in return is the greatest thing in the world. But finding this kind of two-way love is a pretty tricky business
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.32 : I bet I could make every fool in town turn this book upside down. (Written upside down on the page.)
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.33 : Hoof-hearted, Ice-melted, You're foolish yet
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.34 : Sitting on a tombstone, a ghost came and said, "Sorry to disturb you, but you're sitting on my head."
.2 (Items)
6 13 4.3.35 : When you are old, and can not see, I'll hold the pot, so you can pee
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.36 : There are gold ships, there are silver ships, but there's no ship like friendship
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.37 : I wish I were a bunny, all covered up wiff (with) fluff; I'd sit upon your dwesser (dresser) and be your powder puff
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.38 : Red are the roses, green are the hedges, you'll remember me because I wrote along the edges
.2 (Items)
6 13 4.3.39 : Yours til cast iron sinks
.2 (Items)
6 13 4.3.40 : Yours til Hell freezes over
.2 (Items)
6 13 4.3.41 : I adore you. (Droodle)
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.42 : Oh, gee you are a cutie, I envy you. (Rebus)
.1 (Item)
6 13 4.3.43 : My heart pants for you
.2 (Items)
6 14 4.3.44 : I saw you in the ocean, I saw you in the sea; I saw you in the bathtub, Oops-pardon me
.2 (Items)
6 14 4.3.45 : Yours till the ocean wears pants to keep its bottom dry.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.46 : Avoid nest (next) years rush. Flunk now!!!
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.47 : If you are sick and going to die... call me up and I will cry.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.48 : You will always be a tadpole in my puddle of affection.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.49 : When the leaves of your album are yellow with age...
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.50 : I like to be naughty, I like to be nice, so just to be naughty I'll sign my name twice.
.1 (item)
6 14 4.3.51 : Way back here where you sure not to look, I'll sign my name in your autograph book.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.52 : I love you, I love you, I love you, I do. Don't get excited cause I love monkeys too.
.2 (Items)
6 14 4.3.53 : I'm not a thief, I'm not a crook, but I just stole the last page in your autograph book.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.54 : By hook or by crook I stole the last page of your book.
.2(Items)
6 14 4.3.55 : If I were an artichoke I'd give the leaves to others and save my heart for you.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.56 : Hark the Herald Angels shout, two more days and we'll be out
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.57 : Remember me when you are blue, then you'll be happy too.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.58 : Yours until...
.2 (Items)
6 14 4.3.59 : I.L.B.C.N.U.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.60 : Out of all your friends and all your lovers poor little me has to write on the cover.
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.61 : When you get old and live in a shack...
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.62 : What shall I write, what shall it be, just two little words, "remember me"
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.63 : It tickles me, it makes me laugh to think you want my autograph
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.64 : I auto cry, I auto laugh, I auto sign your autograph
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.65 : Oh little blade of grass so tall; that wakes in Spring and sleeps in fall; adorned with necklaces of dew; I hope somebody steps on you
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.66 : I'll always be your friend even when Russia cooks turkeys in Greece or China and serves it to the USA
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.67 : I wish I was a grapefruit and here's the reason why, cause when you come to eat me, I'd squirt you in the eye
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.68 : When you slide down the banister of life, remember me as a splinter in your career
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.69 : Remember A, remember B, but C that you remember me
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.70 : I love you, I love you, I love you divine, please give me your bubble gum, you're sitting on mine
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.71 : From dusk til dawn, from dawn til dusk, because of you my lips will rust
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.72 : Love at first sight is a special delight, it's not only sublime but it saves lots of time
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.73 : Don't worry if your job is small and your rewards are few, remember that the mighty oak are once a nut like you
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.74 : DI went to church one day to hear the preacher holler; I put a penny in the plate- and grabbed a half a dollar
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.75 : Jean now, Jean ever, Tibbitts now, but not forever
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.76 : When you're walking down the street, looking at the hedges..
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.77 : Sex is Heaven, Booze is Blitz, We're the class of "76"
.1 (Item)
6 14 4.3.78 : How vain is all beneath the skies, how transparent every earthly bliss, how tender all the fondest ties, that bond us to a world like this
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4 : Graffiti
Box
Folder
7 1 4.4.1 : Black is beautiful, tan is grand, But white is the color of the big boss man.
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.2 : A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons
.3 (Items)
7 1 4.4.3 : Jackasses are living proof that cowboys [expletive] horses!
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.4 : Chi O, Chi O, it's off to bed we go, with a little luck we'll get a [expletive], Chi O, Chi O!
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.5 : Don't sing in the John, in Utah, they shoot John Singers
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.6 : King Kong died for our sins
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.7 : Electra loves Daddy
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.8 : Oedipus is a mama's boy
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.9 : I am Black with l2 inches. I am Blue with 2. I am Green with envy. I am curious but yellow. I am red with rage
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.10 : God is dead.--Time; Time is dead.--God; Time is God.--Dead
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.11 : Attention girls: Even if you don't, he'll say you did, so you might as well
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.12 : Hurry men, it's the 1st of May. Outdoor intercourse begins today
.1 (Item)
7 1 4.4.13 : She offered her honor, he honored her offer
.3 (Items)
7 1 4.4.14 : Oh, Frank, please don't touch me there
.2 (Items)
7 1 4.4.15 : Here I sit on the thore, all broken hearted in the hall. . .
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5 : Latrinalia
Box
Folder
7 2 4.5.1 : To you who sit upon this seat, complete your business and then retreat . .
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5.2 : How drunk I am, how wet I'll be, if I don't find, the bathroom key
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5.3 : If it's brown, flush it down . .
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5.4 : If you want a cool surprise, flush the toilet before you rise
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5.5 : Here I sit all broken hearted paid my dime and only farted. Next time I have the chance, I'll save my dime and crap in my pants
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5.6 : Eggs have a bad life. First, they only get laid once. Second, they only get ate once. Third, it takes them ten minutes to get hard. Fourth, they come in a box with eleven others
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5.7 : Here I sit among the vapors, some old fool used all the papers. .
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5.8 : Flush twice, it's a long way to the lunch room
.1 (Item)
7 2 4.5.9 : If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat wipe the seat
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6 : Bumper Stickers
Box
Folder
7 3 4.6.1 : Earth: no deposit, no return.
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.2 : There's no gravity- the whole world sucks.
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.3 : Utah State (Logo)(Photograph included).
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.4 : I'd rather be on stage (Photograph included).
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.5 : Start SEEING Motorcycles! (Photograph included)
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.6 : Start seeing bicycles. (Photograph included)
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.7 : Preserve our Heritage. (Photograph included)
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.8 : Apple. (Photograph included)
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.9 : Wonder Woman. (Photograph included)
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.10 : Boardwear. (Photograph included)
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.11 : Cowboy Up. (Photograph included)
.1 (Item)
7 3 4.6.12 : Beaver Mountain Ski Resort. (Photograph included)
.1 (Item)
7 4 4.7 : Signs
Box
Folder
7 4 4.7.1 : . . . when you are up to your [butt] in alligators it is difficult to remind yourself that your initial object was to drain the swamp
.1 (Item)
7 4 4.7.2 : We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool
.1 (Item)
7 4 4.7.3 : God forgives, I don't
.1 (Item)
7 4 4.7.4 : "We do not serve..."
.1 (Item)
7 4 4.7.5: "Don't be mad, Come on in and get fed-up!"
.1 (Item)
7 4 4.7.6 : "In God we trust, all others must pay cash."
.1 (Item)
7 4 4.7.7 : "Lovely to look at, delightful to hold, then if you break it... it is sold."
.1 (Item)
7 5 4.0 : Miscellaneous
Box
Folder
7 5 4.0.1 : Peaches are peaches; plums are plums; kissing ain't kissing without any tongues
.1 (Item)
7 5 4.0.2 : He Never Died. (Poem)
.1 (Item)
7 5 4.0.3 : Prose: Alice,'Which road do I take?' Cheshire cat,'Where do you want to go?' Alice,'I don't know.' Cheshire cat, 'Then, it doesn't matter.'
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5. :  Parodies
Container(s)
Description
Box
Folder
7 6 5.1 : Of Nursery Rhymes
Box
Folder
7 6 5.1.1 : Jack and Jill went up the hill
.6 (Items)
7 6 5.1.2 : Mary had a little lamb
.16 (Items)
7 6 5.1.3 : Hickory, dickory, dock
.3 (Items)
7 6 5.1.4 : Mary, Mary, quite contrary
.2 (Items)
7 6 5.1.5 : Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
.4 (Items)
7 6 5.1.6 : Little Miss Muffet
.3 (Items)
7 6 5.1.7 : Twinkle, twinkle little star
.4 (Items)
7 6 5.1.8 : Peter, Peter Pumpkin eater
.1 (Item)
7 6 5.1.9 : Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
.2 (Items)
7 6 5.1.10 : Hey diddle, diddle
.1 (Item)
7 6 5.1.11 : Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
.2 (Items)
7 6 5.1.12 : Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight
.3 (Items)
7 6 5.1.13 : Little Jack Horner sat on a corner
.1 (Item)
7 6 5.1.14 : I hate you, you hate me (Barney parody)
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2 : Of Religious Texts
Box
Folder
7 7 5.2.1 : Bless the bread
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.2 : Give us this day our daily bread
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.3 : Now I lay me down to sleep
.6 (Items)
7 7 5.2.4 : Blessed are the quilters, for they are the piece makers
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.5 : The 23rd Rambler (Psalm)
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.6 : Come, Come Ye Saints
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.7 : Ashes to ashes, dust to dust .
.2 (Items)
7 7 5.2.8 : Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow you diet
.2 (Items)
7 7 5.2.9 : The families that stay together, stay together
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.10 : You can drink that coffee and not break the word of wisdom
.1 (Item)
7 7 5.2.11 : Jesus is walking across the water and someone yells out, "I don't care who you are, you are scaring the fish"
.1 (Item)
7 8 5.3 : Of Literature
Box
Folder
7 8 5.3.1 : The Boy Stood on the Burning deck.
.1 (Item)
7 8 5.3.2 : 'Twas the night before Christmas
.5 (Items)
7 8 5.3.3 : Give me liberty or give me kids
.1 (Item)
7 8 5.3.4 : Spider, Spider on the wall
.1 (Item)
7 9 5.4 : Of Patriotic Texts
Box
Folder
7 9 5.4.1 : I pledge allegiance.
.1 (Item)
7 9 5.4.2 : Boy scout oath
.3 (Items)
7 10 5.5 : Of Proverbs
Box
Folder
7 10 5.5.1 : A closed mouth gathers no foot.
.2 (Items)
7 10 5.5.2 : Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can put off 'til the day after tomorrow
.2 (Items)
7 10 5.5.3 : Rules are made to be amended
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.4 : It's always darkest before it gets absolutely black
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.5 : People who live in glass houses should . .
.5 (Items)
7 10 5.5.6 : If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.7 : Smile, things could be worse. So I smiled and things got worse
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.8 : The cow is in the mud
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.9 : Early to bed, early to rise
.4 (Items)
7 10 5.5.10 : You can lead a horse to water . .
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.11 : We find ourselves upon a rudimentary tributary deficient of any ostensible mode of forward motion
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.12 : One good turn deserves most of the blanket
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.13 : A penny saved is a gumball machine deprived
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.14 : He who laughs last doesn't get the joke
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.15 : If the cock crows, shoot it
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.16 : Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way through
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.17 : If it's not worth doing right, it's not worth doing
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.18 : Ignorance is bliss, especially in good company
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.19 : A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.20 : No rest for the wicked and the righteous don't need any
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.21 : Where there's a will . .
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.22 : If at first you don't succeed . .
.3 (Items)
7 10 5.5.23 : Life is not a bowl of cherries -- it's a bowl of pits
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.24 : Two heads are better than one if one is a cabbage head
.2 (Items)
7 10 5.5.25 : Use it up, throw it out, buy it new, or do without
.2 (Items)
7 10 5.5.26 : If tishes were wishes we'd all have a try.
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.27 : Let's burn that bridge when we get to it OR let's jump off that bridge when we get to it.
.1 (Item)
7 10 5.5.28 : April showers... bring more snow
.1 (Item)
7 11 5.6 : Of Folk Poetry
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7 11 5.6.1 : Roses are red . .
.7 (Items)
7 11 5.6.2 : Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a dart, went into the barbershop and let a great big fart
.1 (Item)
7 11 5.6.3 : Beware of guys with eyes of_____.
.1 (Item)
7 11 5.6.4 : No more pencils, no more books...
.1 (Item)
7 12 5.7 : Of Folk Sayings
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7 12 5.7.1 : This is the place.
.1 (Item)
7 12 5.7.2 : A woman's place is in the home
.1 (Item)
7 12 5.7.3 : See ya later alligator
.2 (Items)
7 12 5.7.4 : Cross my throat and hope to choke.
.1 (Item)
7 12 5.7.5 : Sticks and stones can break my bones.
.1 (Item)
7 13 5.0 : Miscellaneous
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7 13 5.0.1 : I just washed my mouth and can't do a thing with it.
.1 (Item)
7 13 5.0.2 : Whistle while you work
.1 (Item)
7 13 5.0.3 : It's raining cats and dogs, and I just stepped in a poodle
.2 (Items)
7 13 5.0.4 : You make ‘em, scrape ‘em. No fetus can beat us
.1 (Item)
7 13 5.0.5 : Absence makes the heart grow fonder . .
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6. :  Folk Speech
Container(s)
Description
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8 1 6.1 : Rhymes or Sayings of Derision
Box
Folder
8 1 6.1.1 : There's fungus among us; at ease disease
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.2 : Eeny, meeny come from Chinee
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.3 : Dirty Will, Dirty Will
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.4 : I know my name, I know my mind
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.5 : Acabaca, soda cracker..
.2 (Items)
8 1 6.1.6 : I'm a Dego, you're a Wop
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.7 : Seesaw, Margery Daw, wash the baby's britches
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.8 : . . . never die
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.9 : God made the little Negro boys
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.10 : It's a fight, a fight; a black and a white
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.11 : There are so many Mexicans..
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.12 : There are very few white men who can cook like this, and no Indians at all
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.13 : I would rather say good morning to a Jew than a person without a beard
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.14 : Wherever you find four Baptists, you'll always find a fifth
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.15 : In Scipio we get everything the hen lays but the egg
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.16 : If Utah were a person, Scipio would be the place where you give it an enema
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.17 : You can always tell the English, you can always tell the Dutch, you can always tell the Yankees, but you can't tell them much
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.18a : "That's mighty white of you."
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.18b : "Get it for yourself, I'm not your . . ."
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.18c : "If you aren't careful, she'll leave you for a white man."
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.19a : "She looks like she could eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence."
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.19b : "She's so skinny that a man would rub his balls raw on the bed sheets."
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.19c : "He is slicker than snot on a brass doorknob." (See also: Speech 9.1.82.1)
.2 (Items)
8 1 6.1.20 : "I think I thunk a lie"
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.21 : Did you suntan through a screen door?
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.22 : She looks like she had a fire on her face and put it out with an ice pick.
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.23 : "Rubber butt and licker".
.1 (Item)
8 1 6.1.24 : They're all just a bunch of tin gods.
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2 : Retorts
Box
Folder
8 2 6.2.1 : To Appearances
Box
Folder
8 2 6.2.1.1 : It looks Greek to me!
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.2 : Gag a maggot on a gut wagon
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.3 : Beauty was black horse. (Retort to: Smoke follows beauty.)
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.4 : She's so flat she has to wear Falsies backwards to bread (break) even.
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.5 : Having a face only a mother could love.
.2 (Items)
8 2 6.2.1.6 : She's trying to fit 10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound sack.
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.7 : If looks were spit, you'd be surfin' right now.
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.8 : You're pretty in two ways- pretty ugly and pretty apt to stay that way.
.1 (Items)
8 2 6.2.1.9 : She's big enough to chase a grizzly bear with a switch.
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.10 : Wow, look at how that brings out your eyes
.1 (Item)
8 2 6.2.1.11 : He's a dandy/he's got class
.1 (Item)
8 3 6.2.2. : To Arguments
Box
Folder
8 3 6.2.2.1 : Get a job!
.1 (Item)
8 3 6.2.2.2 : Pink's red anyway
.1 (Item)
8 3 6.2.2.3 : [Expletive] you, and [expletive] anyone that looks like you
.1 (Item)
8 3 6.2.2.4 : You would argue with a signpost in the middle of the Sahara Desert.
.1 (Item)
8 3 6.2.2.5 : You know they name streets' after you... One Way!
.1 (Item)
8 3 6.2.2.6 : Why be disagreeable? With a little effort you could be a real stinker.
.1 (Item)
8 4 6.2.3 : Childhood Retorts
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Folder
8 4 6.2.3.1 : So, so, suck your toe.
.12 (Items)
8 4 6.2.3.2 : Shut up. I don't shut up, I grow up...
.4 (Items)
8 4 6.2.3.3 : I'm rubber and you're glue
.9 (Items)
8 4 6.2.3.4 : See my _____ gee you're _____.
.2 (Items)
8 5 6.2.4 : To Complaints, Disappointments and Whining
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Folder
8 5 6.2.4.1 : Life goes on
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.2 : Helpless Hannah, girl from Savannah
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.3 : Slit your throat from ear-to-ear and feed you to the hogs
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.4 : I can see the lines of suffering in your face
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.5 : Be thankful for what you are and have; you could have been born in Russia
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.6 : One of life's greatest tragedies has just taken place
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.7 : And I'll bet they don't even serve pie there
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.8 : If you can't be happy, then at least be cheerful
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.9 : You wouldn't pay ten cents for a mule that won't kick
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.10 : It's tougher where there isn't any. (Retort to comment about tough meat)
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.11 : "Tough titty," said the kitty when the milk went dry
.5 (Items)
8 5 6.2.4.12 : You look like you just lost your tea and sugar and found the paper!
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.13 : What do you want? Eggs in your beer?!
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.14 : What's your chief beef?
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.15 : Who spit in your oatmeal and pushed your truck into the ditch?
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.16 : You old stick in the mud
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.17 : Whip me, beat me, call me Helen.
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.18 : You want to have your cake and eat it too.
.2 (Items)
8 5 6.2.4.19 : Go [crap] in your shoe.
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.20 : To bad, so sad, your dad.
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.21 : Well, what do you want me to do, fart rainbows?
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.22 : Quit being a tiddy mouse.
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.23 : How would you like a knuckle sandwich?!
.2 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.24 : If wishes were fishes, beggars would eat.
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.25 : Quite[quit] your behavin' an' learn how to don't.
.1 (Item)
8 5 6.2.4.26 : Tough beans.
.1 (Item)
8 6 6.2.5 : To Compliments
Box
Folder
8 6 6.2.5.1 : That should be a flower in your bonnet.
.1
8 6 6.2.5.2 : I know, there's no conceit in my family, I've got it all!
.1 (Item)
8 7 6.2.6 : To Correction, Contradiction, Misunderstanding
Box
Folder
8 7 6.2.6.1 : Clear up? Yeah, clear up to your [butt] and still coming down!
.1 (Item)
8 7 6.2.6.2 : Close the door! Were you born in a barn!
.3 (Items)
8 7 6.2.6.3 : Eights days?
.1 (Item)
8 7 6.2.6.4 : No, she's fine
.1 (Item)
8 7 6.2.6.5 : They killed can't and whipped couldn't 'til he could!
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8 7 6.2.6.6 : I was raised on a hill where they closed themselves. (Reply when asked if raised in a barn.)
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8 7 6.2.6.7 : Clear as mud.
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7 : To Exasperation, Frustration
Box
Folder
8 8 6.2.7.1 : I'll hit you so hard, you'll have to take off your socks to see.
.2 (Items)
8 8 6.2.7.2 : For goodness sake
.1(Item)
8 8 6.2.7.3 : For Pete's sake
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.4 : The last draw
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.5 : Sour grapes
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.6 : That cotton-pickin' [thing]
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.7 : Heads are gonna roll!
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.8 : I've got a bone to pick with you
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.9 : For crying in a bucket
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.10 : For cryin' out loud
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.11 : Quit it out
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.12 : Come off it
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.13 : I've had it to the max
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.14 : You're up in the night
.2 (Items)
8 8 6.2.7.15 : You're cruisin' for a bruisin'
.2 (Items)
8 8 6.2.7.16 : You dirty rotten, turkey trotten, fly blow, maggot eaten, stupid driver!
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.17 : Down in front, you make a better door than you do a window
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.18 : Take a long walk off a short pier
.1( Item)
8 8 6.2.7.19 : Eat rocks
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.20 : Suck eggs
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.21 : [Expletive] or get off the pot
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.22 : Go jump in a lake
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.23 : If you're not in bed by ten o'clock, go home.
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.24 : If you don't behave, I'll have your shirttail poppin' in the wind.
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.25 : Lookout, cow, or yo feet'll be turned up' to de sky.
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.26 : You're going to be picking lily's from underground.
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.27 : Where did that nincompoop get their drivers license?! Out of a Cracker Jack box?!
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.28 : You're made of muddy water.
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.29 : He's out of his tree!
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.30 : "I'm jest a cock-eyed optimist, and yer jest plain cock-eyed."
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.31 : Oh I could just spit beatles.
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.32 : You can sure dish out, but you can't take it.
.2 (Items)
8 8 6.2.7.33 : I'm going to ring your neck.
.1 (Item)
8 8 6.2.7.34 : Well, you have the same clothes to get glad in.
.1 (Item)
8 9 6.2.8 : To Injury
Box
Folder
8 9 6.2.8.1 : It is far from your heart, you'll live.
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9 : To Lying, Exaggerating
Box
Folder
8 10 6.2.9.1 : Lie if you must!
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.2 : You're pulling my leg
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.3 : I spent a week there one night
.2 (Items)
8 10 6.2.9.4 : I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw a bull by the tail.
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.5 : Honest as the bishop.
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.6 : Lies always come home to roost.
.1 (Item)
8 10 6.2.9.7 : Let sleeping dogs lie.
.1 (Item)
8 11 6.2.10 : To Opinions
Box
Folder
8 11 6.2.10.1 : Tell me what you really think
.1 (Item)
8 11 6.2.10.2 : Look with your eyes, not with your hands
.2 (Items)
8 11 6.2.10.3 : Why don't you marry it! (To statement: "I love it!")
.2 (Items)
8 11 6.2.10.4 : What does that have to do with the price of tea on Tuesday?
.1 (Item)
8 12 6.2.11 : To Requests, Favors
Box
Folder
8 12 6.2.11.1 : I'm Friday! Why don't you come over to my house on Saturday and we'll have a Sunday!
.2 (Items)
8 12 6.2.11.2 : That will be three dollars and fifty cents!
.1 (Item)
8 12 6.2.11.3 : If it was a snake it would have bit you
.1 (Item)
8 12 6.2.11.4 : Might as well, can't dance
.7 (Items)
8 12 6.2.11.5 : I may be cabbage looking, but I'm not that green.
.1 (Item)
8 13 6.2.12 : Rude Retorts (Wisecrack comebacks)
Box
Folder
8 13 6.2.12.1 : Did somebody fart in your car too?
.1 (Item)
8 13 6.2.12.2 : It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt
.3 (Items)
8 13 6.2.12.3 : The only time you open you mouth is to change feet
.2 (Items)
8 13 6.2.12.4 : That's a deep subject. (Retort to "Well.")
.3 (Items)
8 13 6.2.12.5 : May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
.1 (Item)
8 13 6.2.12.6 : May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
.2 (Items)
8 13 6.2.12.7 : Oh, well? That's a deep subject (especially for your shallow mind)
.1 (Item)
8 13 6.2.12.8 : Whatever blows your skirt up
.1 (Item)
8 13 6.2.12.9 : After you fill your eyes, fill your nose. (Retort used when someone stares.)
.1 (Item)
8 13 6.2.12.10 : Do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?
.1 (Item)
8 13 6.2.12.11 : Gets his shorts in a bundle.
.1 (Item)
8 13 6.2.12.12 : Why don't you mind your own beeswax?!
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.12.13 : Well is a hole in the ground.
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13 : To Stating the Obvious
Box
Folder
8 14 6.2.13.1 : Is the Pope Catholic?
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.2 : Does a bear [crap] in the woods?
.3 (Items)
8 14 6.2.13.3 : Does a fog have an air tight bum?
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.4 : Does a fifty pound bag of flour make a biscuit?
.2 (Items)
8 14 6.2.13.5 : Do chickens have lips?
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.6 : Can a snake do push ups?
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.7 : Your perception of the obvious is commendable, dear Watson!
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.8 : Retort to question: "Did you see _____? (Something you obviously saw.)
Box
Folder
8 14 6.2.13.8.1a : No, have you seen my white cane?
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.8.1b : No, I only have eyes in the back of my head?
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.8.1c : No, I can't bear to watch someone asking stupid questions
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.8.1d : Yes I did, but how did you see it with your head up your [butt]?
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.9 : Retort to "Are you eating?"
Box
Folder
8 14 6.2.13.9.1a : No, I'm just Kirby's test model
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.9.1b : No this is the way I defecate. Stick around and I'll show you how I eat
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.9.1c : Yes, and from the look of things, it must be your brain
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.10 : Retort to question: "Are you sleeping?"
Box
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8 14 6.2.13.10.1a : No, dead. Leave the flowers and get out
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.10.1b : No, I just smelled you coming and passed out
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.10.1c : Sleeping? Are you kidding? I do that standing up
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.11 : Retort to question: "Are you on the telephone?"
Box
Folder
8 14 6.2.13.11.1a : No, this is the new way to clean your ears
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.11.1b : No, this is Ronco's new Ear Wax Spoon
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.11.1c : No, I'm on the take. How much do you have?
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.11.1d : No, I'm on the pill
.1 (Item)
8 14 6.2.13.12 : Retort to question: Retort to question: “Where are you?”
Box
Folder
8 14 6.2.13.12.1a : Down the cellar behind the ax.
.2 (Items)
8 14 6.2.13.12.1b : Up in the attic dancing with the mice.
.2 (Items)
8 14 6.2.13.13 : Retort to question: Retort to question: “Where are you?”
Box
Folder
8 14 6.2.13.13.1a : Yes, and what if the ham should fall?
.2 (Items)
8 15 6.2.14 : To Stupidity
Box
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8 15 6.2.14.1 : There are more horses' rears in this world than horses.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.2 : Engage brain before operating mouth.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.3 : You are stupider than a mud fence.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.4 : Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.5 : She/he's got a lot of space between her/his barns.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.6 : You're so dense, we could use you for fog.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.7 : Don't know [crap] from wild honey.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.8 : I may be stupid but I'm not dumb.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.9 : You don't know crap from a good grade of clay.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.10 : If I were any dumber, you'd have to water me.
.1 (Item)
8 15 6.2.14.11 : Stupidity and pride grow on the same stump.
.1 (Item)
8 16 6.2.15 : To Teasing, Name Calling
Box
Folder
8 16 6.2.15.1 : A nut is a seed, A seed is a tree, A tree is nature, nature is beauty. Thanks for the compliment. (Retort to being called a nut.)
.1 (Item)
8 16 6.2.15.2 : A drip is a drop, a drop is water, water is nature and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment. (Retort to being called a drip.)
.4 (Items)
8 16 6.2.15.3 : Sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt me
.17 (Items)
8 16 6.2.15.4 : Slam
.1 (Item)
8 16 6.2.15.5 : First the worst, second the same, last the best of all the game
.3 (Items)
8 16 6.2.15.6 : What you say is what you are
.4 (Items)
8 16 6.2.15.7 : A jerk is a tug, a tug is a boat, a boat is on water, water is nature, nature is beautiful, thanks for the compliment. (Retort to being called a jerk.)
.1 (Item)
8 16 6.2.15.8 : I may have four-eyes, but at least I don't have ten butts. (Retort to being called four-eyes)
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16 : To Questions
Box
Folder
8 17 6.2.16.1 : Let's not and say we did.
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.2 : Retort to question: "How old are you?"
Box
Folder
8 17 6.2.16.2.1 : I am as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth
.3 (Items)
8 17 6.2.16.3 : Retort to question: "What are you making?"
Box
Folder
8 17 6.2.16.3.1 : I'm making layovers for meddlers
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.4 : Retort to question: "What can I do?"
Box
Folder
8 17 6.2.16.4.1 : Spit in your shoe and go tell your teacher it's half-past two
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.5 : Retort to question: "Where'd you learn how to do that?"
Box
Folder
8 17 6.2.16.5.1 : I learned it in the French Underground
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.6 : Retort to answer "cause."
Box
Folder
8 17 6.2.16.6.1 : Cause is pig
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.7 : Wait till the snow is off the Wellsville's [Utah]. (To request to float the Logan Canal.)
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.8 : Retort to questions someone does not want to answer
Box
Folder
8 17 6.2.16.8.1 : Are you writing a book? Leave out that chapter
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.9 : People in hell want ice water
.5 (Items)
8 17 6.2.16.10 : Terrible. (Retort to restaurant server question: " How is everyone doing?")
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.11 : A ham-ram-bull-beef-bear sandwich. (Response to question: "What do you want for lunch dad?")
.1 (Item)
8 17 6.2.16.12 : Retort to question: "Did daddy let you borrow the car tonight?"
Box
Folder
8 17 6.2.16.12.1a : No it's my pimp's
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8 17 6.2.16.12.1b : Yes, would you like my father's phone number so you can borrow sometime too
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8 17 6.2.16.13 : Retort to question: "Are we there yet?"
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8 17 6.2.16.13.1 : We're in the car
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8 17 6.2.16.14 : Retort to question: "What are you up to?" or "What's up?"
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8 17 6.2.16.14.1 : Oh, about six foot one."
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8 17 6.2.16.14.2 : Nothing but the rent
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8 17 6.2.16.15 : Retort to question: "How are you?"
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8 17 6.2.16.15.1 : Oh, fair to partly cloudy
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8 17 6.2.16.16 : Retort to question: "Do you know what?"
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8 17 6.2.16.16.1 : Yeah, I went to school with his brother who
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8 17 6.2.16.17 : Class isn't where I'm going, class is what I have. (Retort to question: "Are you going to school.")
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8 17 6.2.16.18 : What do you mean "we," you got a turd in your pocket?(Retort to question: "When are we going to do that?")
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8 17 6.2.16.19 : I wouldn't [expletive] you, you're my favorite turd. (Retort to: "You [expletive] me?")
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8 17 6.2.16.20 : Retort to question "Why?"
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8 17 6.2.16.20.1 : On the account of because
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8 17 6.2.16.20.2 : I'll give you five reasons (hold up five fingers, count down to zero- you are left with a fist).
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8 17 6.2.16.21 : Retort to "What time is it?"
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8 17 6.2.16.21.1 : Half past kissing time; time to kiss again
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8 17 6.2.16.22 : Retort to "Why didn't you marry?"
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8 17 6.2.16.22.1 : The men I wanted I couldn't get and the ones I could get the devil wouldn't have.
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8 17 6.2.16.23 : RRetort to “So what?”
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8 17 6.2.16.23.1 : Sew buttons on your underwear.
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8 17 6.2.16.24 : Retort to “What's the date?”
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8 17 6.2.16.24.1 : I hear it's something close to the prune, but I personally prefer raisans.
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8 17 6.2.16.25 : Bend over and I'll show you
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8 17 6.2.16.26 : Retort to “What?”
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8 17 6.2.16.26.1 : Passum's Snot- pull his tail, and watch him squat
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8 17 6.2.16.27 : Bend over and I'll show you
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6.3 : Sayings and Rhymes of Insults, Profanity, Taunts, Teases, Wisecracks
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9 1 6.3.1 : Insults
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9 1 6.3.1.1 : Tightwad, tightwad, sitting on a fence
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9 1 6.3.1.2 : Old fat Jim, I remember him . . He got fat just like you
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9 1 6.3.1.3 : She can't sing worth sour owl [crap]
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9 1 6.3.1.4 : Hey, is that your head/face or is your head/neck chewing gum/throwing up?
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9 1 6.3.1.5 : When God passed out brains, you thought He said trains and you missed yours
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9 1 6.3.1.6 : You haven't got enough brains to tan your own hide
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9 1 6.3.1.7 : Pitchers got a rubber nose, wiggles every time he throws
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9 1 6.3.1.8 : Oh what a face! It's a disgrace
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9 1 6.3.1.9 : Roses are red
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9 1 6.3.1.10 : I hope your legs grow together
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9 1 6.3.1.11 : You are so low . .
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9 1 6.3.1.12 : You were beat black and blue with an ugly stick
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9 1 6.3.1.13 : God gave you the brains of a soda cracker
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9 1 6.3.1.14 : I just about died laughing when I first saw you
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9 1 6.3.1.15 : You suck farts out of little kittens' [expletive]
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9 1 6.3.1.16 : You have many outstanding points: head, teeth nose
.1 (Item)
9 1 6.3.1.17 : I was going to tell you a joke that would knock the hair off your head, but I can see you've already heard it
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9 1 6.3.1.18 : She's about fifty cents short on brains
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9 1 6.3.1.19 : If that is all I had to show I sure as hell wouldn't show it!
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9 1 6.3.1.20 : Did your mother have any kids that lived?
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9 1 6.3.1.21 : Looks like you kissed a diesel going 90!
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9 1 6.3.1.22 : Has anyone ever told you how sexy you are? They never will
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9 1 6.3.1.23 : Do you wash your face with an icepick?
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9 1 6.3.1.24 : Anybody that would screw you is too lazy to masturbate
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9 1 6.3.1.25 : They now have your father narrowed down to six suspects
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9 1 6.3.1.26 : You're so skinny . .
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9 1 6.3.1.27 : You're so fat . .
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9 1 6.3.1.28 : You're so ugly . .
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9 1 6.3.1.29 : You're so short . .
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9 1 6.3.1.30 : Did you get the license number of the semi /Mack truck that ran over your face?
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9 1 6.3.1.31 : Looks like your face was on fire and someone put it out with a steel rake
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9 1 6.3.1.32 : Does your face hurt? It is really killing me!
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9 1 6.3.1.33 : Do you know what happened to __? A cow slipped and fell on her head while she was taking a milk bath
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9 1 6.3.1.34 : Next time you pass my house I'd appreciate it
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9 1 6.3.1.35 : For such a narrow mind you sure have a wide mouth
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9 1 6.3.1.36 : I wish I had a lower I.Q. so I could enjoy your company
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9 1 6.3.1.37 : In your case, brain surgery is a minor operation
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9 1 6.3.1.38 : You could make a fortune renting your head out as a balloon
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9 1 6.3.1.39 : ___ mother had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her
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9 1 6.3.1.40 : Your right eye must be interested in your left eye–it keeps looking at it
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9 1 6.3.1.41 : Was the ground cold this morning when you crawled out
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9 1 6.3.1.42 : When God passed out looks you thought he said books and said you didn't want any
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9 1 6.3.1.43 : He was just going along happy as if he had good sense
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9 1 6.3.1.44 : Your tongue is tied in the middle and wags on both ends
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9 1 6.3.1.45 : Use your head for something else besides a hat rack
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9 1 6.3.1.46 : You're so dumb . .
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9 1 6.3.1.47 : Hey you cookie . . . not you dog biscuit
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9 1 6.3.1.48 : All the power in your brain wouldn't be enough to make piss ant motorcycle go around the inside edge of a cheerio even once
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9 1 6.3.1.49 : Hey good lookin'! Not you the sidewalk
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9 1 6.3.1.50 : Hey you dreamboat! Not you shipwreck!
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9 1 6.3.1.51 : You ought to be on a stage . . . the first stage out of town!
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9 1 6.3.1.52 : Your head is just a button to keep your spine from unraveling.
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9 1 6.3.1.53 : So ignorant you could rake it off with a stick.
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9 1 6.3.1.54 : Rather be dead than red in the head.
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9 1 6.3.1.55 : They are so uncoordinated they can't chew gum and walk up stairs/street at the same time.
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9 1 6.3.1.56 : Up your nose with a rubber hose.
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9 1 6.3.1.57 : If your brains were gunpowder, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
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9 1 6.3.1.58 : I saw U.P. on the Union Pacific railroad tracks.
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9 1 6.3.1.59 : Girl put downs.
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9 1 6.3.1.60 : Why don't you go try out for another hockey team.
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9 1 6.3.1.61 : You got liquid [crap] for brains. You have trouble getting it together.
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9 1 6.3.1.62 : If your brains were. . .
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9 1 6.3.1.63 : Collection of insults.
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9 1 6.3.1.64 : It looks like it's been through the war.
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9 1 6.3.1.65 : Your brain is so small that if you turned your head sideways your brain would fall out your ear
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9 1 6.3.1.66 : You old bump on a log.
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9 1 6.3.1.67 : You're always behind like an old cow's tail.
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9 1 6.3.1.68 : When the Lord was passing out brains you must have been in the wrong line.
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9 1 6.3.1.69 : Hit with the ugly stick.
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9 1 6.3.1.70 : You're a rooster fish.
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9 1 6.3.1.71 : You're so narrow minded you can look through a keyhole with both eyes
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9 1 6.3.1.72 : The lights are on but nobody's home.
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9 1 6.3.1.73 : Her elevator goes to the top floor, but the doors don't open
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9 1 6.3.1.74 : This guy's one fish short of a full string.
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9 1 6.3.1.75 : You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
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9 1 6.3.1.76 : When you were born your father took one look at you and...
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9 1 6.3.1.77 : Not the shiniest coin in the well.
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9 1 6.3.1.78 : You look like the afterbirth of a Canadian gang wrestler.
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9 1 6.3.1.79 : You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn.
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9 1 6.3.1.80 : You talk so bennysmuntz (meaning inside the mouth)
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9 2 6.3.2 : Profanity (Swearing and Cursing) and Substitute Swear Words
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9 2 6.3.2.1 : Profanity (Swearing and Cursing)
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9 2 6.3.2.1.1 : By Hell.
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9 3 6.3.2.2 : Substitute Swear Words
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9 2 6.3.2.2.1 : Holy suffering bullheaded Moses
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9 2 6.3.2.2.2 : Got dandruff, some to it itches
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9 2 6.3.2.2.3 : Oh my heck
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9 2 6.3.2.2.4 : O he mule
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9 2 6.3.2.2.5 : Ye Gods and little fishes
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9 2 6.3.2.2.6 : Why don't you go to heaven and make a U-turn?
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9 2 6.3.2.2.7 : You dirty rotten, low down, sawed off, short stubbed, bow legged...
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9 2 6.3.2.2.8 : You dirty pot-licker.
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9 2 6.3.2.2.9 : Scream and shout.
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9 2 6.3.2.3 : About Profanity
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9 2 6.3.2.3.1 : If I had a dirty thing like that in my mouth I'd try to get it out too. (Folder 3.1)
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9 2 6.3.2.3.2 : The tongue, being in a wet place, slips when going too fast.
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9 4 6.3.3 : Taunts
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9 4 6.3.3.1 : Liar, Liar Pants on fire.
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9 4 6.3.3.2 : Fatty, fatty 2 x 4
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9 4 6.3.3.3 : First grade babies; second grade tots..
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9 4 6.3.3.4 : Tattle tale titty mouse, come to live at our house
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9 4 6.3.3.5 : Bawl baby titty mouse, laid an egg at grandma's house
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9 4 6.3.3.6 : Tattle tale, tattle tale
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9 4 6.3.3.7 : I'm the king of Bunker's Hill
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9 4 6.3.3.8 : Tattle tale tit, your tongue shall be split
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9 4 6.3.3.9 : Blue, blue you've got the flu, now we can't play with you
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9 4 6.3.3.10 : I'll spit in the teacher's shoe and blame it on you
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9 4 6.3.3.11 : It's about time, it's about space . .
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9 4 6.3.3.12 : Don't give me no lies bubble eyes or I'll knock you down to peanut size
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9 4 6.3.3.13 : Copy cat, copy cat . .
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9 4 6.3.3.14 : Missed me, missed me . .
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9 4 6.3.3.15 : Made you look . .
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9 4 6.3.3.16 : Bobby's it, Bobby's it; couldn't get over his mother's fit!
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9 4 6.3.3.17 : Teeter, totter, bread and water. Wash your face in dirty water.
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9 4 6.3.3.18 : Tattle tail go to jail, don't forget your gingerale.
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9 4 6.3.3.19 : Cry baby cry! Stick a needle in your eye, and tell your mother it was not I.
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9 5 6.3.4 : Teases
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9 5 6.3.4.1 : She has freckles on her butt I love her.
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9 5 6.3.4.2 : Look up, look down. Look at my thumb, gee your dumb
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9 5 6.3.4.3 : A bottle of ink to make you stink
.3 (Items)
9 5 6.3.4.4 : I see London, I see France, I see ________'s underpants!
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9 5 6.3.4.5 : Marty, Warty, walla walla warty . . . You're so smelly . .
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9 5 6.3.4.6 : What a shape what a figure, two more legs and she'd look like Trigger (horse)
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9 5 6.3.4.7 : You're a poet but you don't know it; But your feet show it ‘cause they're Longfellows
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9 5 6.3.4.8 : Two little love birds sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
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9 5 6.3.4.9 : Kindergarten baby . . . gravy
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9 5 6.3.4.10 : There goes ____ walking down the Delaware, chewing on his underwear
.2 (Items)
9 5 6.3.4.11 : Mama mia, papa pia someone's got the diarrhea
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9 5 6.3.4.12 : Nanny, nanny, nanny goat; can't catch a billy goat
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9 5 6.3.4.13 : If you believe that I have an acre of land in Florida I'll sale you
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9 5 6.3.4.14 : If all the boys lived across the sea, What a good swimmer _____ would be
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9 5 6.3.4.15 : Mary Ann, Mary Ann washed her face in a frying pan. Combed her hair with a wagon wheel, died with a toothache in her heel
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9 5 6.3.4.16 : Every party needs a pooper that's why we invited you, Party Pooper!
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9 5 6.3.4.17 : You sure are outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be: out standing in your field
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9 5 6.3.4.18 : You look like you are dead from your fanny both ways
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9 5 6.3.4.19 : My body is a temple. It's not a visitor center, and you don't have a recommend
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9 5 6.3.4.20 : Up your nose and between your toes and you know where the other one goes
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9 5 6.3.4.21 : ______'s it, had a fit, kissed a girl and couldn't quit
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9 5 6.3.4.22 : Doug, the bug, fell in the tub; Turn on the tap and down went Doug, the bug
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9 5 6.3.4.23 : Boys call us lemons, but they just like to tease, because aren't we the lemons they like to squeeze?
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9 5 6.3.4.24 : My name is Tinkerbell, I don't remember well, will you please help me sir to find my teddy bear. (Boy Scout)
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9 5 6.3.4.25 : Monkey see, monkey do . . . Go jump in a lake
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9 5 6.3.4.26 : Did you stub your toe? (Family statement when someone takes too much food or does anything in excess.)
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9 5 6.3.4.27 : _______ is it, took a fit, couldn't get over her arithmetic.
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9 5 6.3.4.28 : I see Paris, I see France, I put ants down Jimmy's pants.
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9 6 6.3.5 : Wisecracks
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9 6 6.3.5.1 : No comments from the peanut gallery; especially the head nut
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9 6 6.3.5.2 : Greetings from the Interior!
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9 6 6.3.5.3 : Go surf in a mud puddle!
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9 6 6.3.5.4 : Go get wise bubble eyes before I cut you down to peanut size
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9 6 6.3.5.5 : She is a home devil and a street angel
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9 6 6.3.5.6 : Don't give me no lip potato chip
.2 (Items)
9 6 6.3.5.7 : Yea, he's a nice guy when he's asleep
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9 6 6.3.5.8 : The only sane people in the world are all in insane asylums
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9 6 6.3.5.9 : It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop
.2 (Items)
9 6 6.3.5.10 : This is National Earth week. Take a clod to lunch
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9 6 6.3.5.11 : Remember, this is National Broad Jump week. Make a broad jump!
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9 6 6.3.5.12 : For a real swinging time in Rexburg (Idaho) go down to the used car lot and watch the bumper rust on the car
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9 6 6.3.5.13 : You know they roll-up the sidewalks precisely at ten and people who lie there are not seen again
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9 6 6.3.5.14 : I ain't easy, but I can be had
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9 6 6.3.5.15 : When a guy is down kick him. It will give him something to rise above
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9 6 6.3.5.16 : I leave this rule for others when I am dead, be always right-then go ahead
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9 6 6.3.5.17 : I walk on them, you don't need to. (Said when someone steps on your feet.)
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9 6 6.3.5.18 : You're an acception to the rule.
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9 6 6.3.5.19 : Study hard, retard.
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9 6 6.3.5.20 : How to save a million pennies... use your mouth as a piggy bank.
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9 6 6.3.5.21 : Save your "hey" you might get yourself a cow someday. (Retort to expression "Hey")
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9 6 6.3.5.22 : Don't get wise, bubble eyes.
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9 6 6.3.5.23 : She didn't say thank you, kiss my foot or anything.
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9 6 6.3.5.24 : Don't get smart, you big fart.
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9 6 6.3.5.25 : Don't get tough, powder puff.
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9 7 6.4 : Ways to Answer the Telephone
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9 7 6.4.1: _________'s Bake Shop (cookie jar). Which crumb do you want?
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9 7 6.4.2 : Hello. ___'s Mortuary, you stab ‘em, we slab ‘em. The good go to heaven the bad go to Hell-o
.5 (Items)
9 7 6.4.3 : Sherwood Forest, Robinhood speaking
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9 7 6.4.4 : Some are home, some are for boys and some are for girls
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9 7 6.4.5 : Beer joint, who in the hell do you want?
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.6 : Hi, is your mother there?
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.7 : Outer darkness, who in the hell do you want to talk to?
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.8 : It's your dime, go ahead
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9 7 6.4.9 : Top of the temple, Angel Moroni speaking
.4 (Items)
9 7 6.4.10 : Office of student affairs, which student would you like to have an affair with?
.3 (Items)
9 7 6.4.11 : Celestial Kingdom, which angel would you like?
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.12 : Christopher's summer home. Some are home, some are not
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.13 : This is Hunky the Junky, all scrap and no crap
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9 7 6.4.14 : ______'s donkey farm. Which [expletive] would you like to speak to?
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.15 : This is Logan sewer and we're calling to let you know we're tired of your [crap]
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.16 : Collection of phone answering
.1 (Item)
9 7 6.4.17 : "Bottomless pit, which devil do you want?"
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9 8 6.5 : Greetings and Leave-takings
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9 8 6.5.1 : Howdy, Chester/Harry (slaps person on chest/pulls hair)...
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9 8 6.5.2 : Various leave-taking phrases. (eg: Leave, Steve; Haul, Paul.)
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.3 : See ya later, alligator
.5 (Items)
9 8 6.5.4 : Bye, bye, french fry
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.5 : It's been real, it's been fun, but not real fun
.2 (Items)
9 8 6.5.6 : Hang it on the wall
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.7 : I'm glad you got to see me
.2 (Items)
9 8 6.5.8 : Let's make like a sheepherder and get the flock out of here
.5 (Items)
9 8 6.5.9 : Let's make like a bakery truck and haul buns
.3 (Items)
9 8 6.5.10 : See ya later! Thanks for the warning
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.11 : Let's make like a banana and split
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.12 : Don't take a wooden nickel
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.13 : Watch your topknot, watch your backside
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.14 : Don't spare the horses
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.15 : Ain't now _______
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9 8 6.5.16 : How are you doing? Oh, I'm just milldoing
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9 8 6.5.17 : Hymen
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9 8 6.5.18 : Peace, love and groovy
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.19 : Make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.20 : Make like a horse turd and hit the trail
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.21 : Let's boogie
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.22 : Have a good one
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.23 : We'll see you in the movies
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.24 : Let's book
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.25 : We'll catch you on the flip-flip
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.26a: Squeeze person's hand and say: "Hi, I'm from the heart association."
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9 8 6.5.26b: Make hand go completely limp and say: "Hi, I'm from the mortuary."
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9 8 6.5.26c: Make your hand flop around, then say: "I'm from FFA, Future Fishermen of America."
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9 8 6.5.26d: Grab their thumb and squeeze it like you were milking a cow and say: "I milk cows for a living."
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.27 : Bye-cycle
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.28 : How's it going guys? Totally tubular
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.29 : Be Careful
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.30 : Be the best! Don't do anything you can't do on a bike
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.31 : We'll see you later. Who? You and your tapeworm?
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.32 : Let's take off like a herd of turtles.
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.33 : Well, we're off like a dirty shirt!
.3 (Items)
9 8 6.5.34 : Why don't you make like a tree and leaf?
.2 (Items)
9 8 6.5.35 : See ya around like. . .
.4 (Items)
9 8 6.5.36 : See ya next spring, if ya can make it through the mattress.
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9 8 6.5.37 : What's your hurry, here's your coat, just close the door on your way out.
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9 8 6.5.38 : Oh let's have a party.
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9 8 6.5.39 : Let's be like eggs and scramble.
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9 8 6.5.40 : Take a long walk off a short pier.
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9 8 6.5.41 : See you in the funny papers.
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9 8 6.5.42 : Let's be off, like a new bride's panties.
.2 (Items)
9 8 6.5.43 : Flake off, buddy.
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.44 : Bug off.
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.45 : Slither away.
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.46 : Why don't you make like a banana and peel?
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.47 : Same to you, but more of it!
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.48 : Let's split the scene like Steve McQueen.
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.49 : Don't leave mad, just leave.
.2 (Items)
9 8 6.5.50 : Let's make like a drum and beat it.
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.51 : In a while, Crocodile
.1 (Item)
9 8 6.5.52 : Not too soon, Baboon
.1 (Item)
9 9 6.6 : Toasts
Box
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9 9 6.6.1 : Here's to space!
.1 (Item)
9 9 6.6.2 : Here's to the men we love
.2 (Items)
9 9 6.6.3 : Here's to the bottom
.2 (Items)
9 9 6.6.4 : Here's mud in yer eye
.1 (Item)
9 9 6.6.5 : Here's to the wives and the sweethearts -- may they never meet
.1 (Item)
9 9 6.6.6 : Here's to life after death -- may we all get laid in our coffins
.1 (Item)
9 9 6.6.7 : Here's to you and to me and if perchance we disagree than to hell with you and here's to me
.3 (Items)
9 9 6.6.8 : Here's to the best years of my life that I spent in the arms of another man's wife. My mother!
.1 (Item)
9 9 6.6.9 : Here's to it. And to it again. And if you ever get to it and don't do it, may you never get to it, to do it again.
.1 (Item)
9 9 6.6.10 : Greek Pride
.1 (Item)
6.7 : Customary Expressions
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10 1 6.7.1 : Comparison and Likening
Box
Folder
10 1 6.7.1.1 : That boy (or I am) is caught between a rock and a hard place.
.1 (Item)
10 1 6.7.1.2 : You look worse than old Gus Gormely
.1 (Item)
10 1 6.7.1.3 : Rave On, Devon
.1 (Item)
6.7.1.4 : She's always jacking jaws
.1
10 1 6.7.1.5 : He's a different drink of water.
.1 (Item)
10 2 6.7.2 : Compliment, Praise, Expression of Endearment and Expression of Emphasis
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10 2 6.7.2.1 : Really intense.
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10 2 6.7.2.2 : What a card
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10 2 6.7.2.3 : What a hoot
.1 (Item)
10 2 6.7.2.4 : Must be a Tingey
.1 (Item)
10 2 6.7.2.5 : You have the right sort of pepper
.1 (Item)
10 2 6.7.2.6 : Hit the spot
.1 (Item)
10 2 6.7.2.7 : Deep water runs smooth.
.1 (Item)
10 3 6.7.3 : Conversational and story openings
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10 3 6.7.3.1 : That reminds me of a story.
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10 4 6.7.4 : Define: Expressions that Define things
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10 4 6.7.4.1 : All the good folks.
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10 4 6.7.4.2 : Much as ever
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10 4 6.7.4.3 : Go likidey split
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.4 : All duded up
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.5 : Uptight is all right
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.6 : Just jivey, man
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.7 : That's just hunky dory
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.8 : Haulin A
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.9 : Really synthetic
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.10 : Your basic _____
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10 4 6.7.4.11 : Must have sun in my nose
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.12 : Skate:Easy
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10 4 6.7.4.13 : T's
.1 (Item)
10 4 6.7.4.14 : Nuke.
.1 (Item)
10 5 6.7.5 : Disbelief
Box
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10 5 6.7.5.1a : Your ears are full of blue mud. (Folder 5)
.1 (Item)
10 5 6.7.5.1b : You're talking through the top of your hat
.1 (Item)
10 5 6.7.5.2 : Are you off your rocker?
.1 (Item)
10 5 6.7.5.3 : Are you off your rocker?
.1 (Item)
10 5 6.7.5.4 : Garbage!
.1 (Item)
10 5 6.7.5.5 : Oh honkers!
.1 (Item)
10 5 6.7.5.6 : Gee willikers!
.1 (Item)
10 5 6.7.5.7 : Golly Moses!
.1 (Item)
10 5 6.7.5.8 : Good grief and gravy bones!
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6 : Encouragement and Motivation
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10 6 6.7.6.1 : Encouragement
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10 6 6.7.6.1.1 : Well, you know, some can sing and some can sow.
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.1.2 : Everybody is somebody's idiot
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.1.3 : Remember it says in the scriptures "and it came to pass" not "it came to stay"!
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10 6 6.7.6.1.4 : A man riding by on a white horse wouldn't notice it
.3 (Items)
10 6 6.7.6.1.5 : One good thing about being short is that you are the last one to know when it's raining.
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.1.6 : The sky's the limit.
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.1.7 : Be a Duck
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.2 : Motivation Expressions
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10 6 6.7.6.2.1 : Git her did
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10 6 6.7.6.2.2 : Get your rear in gear
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.2.3 : Head up and tail over the dash board
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.2.4 : It's time to beat the kids
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.2.5 : Get doing something even if it is wrong
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.2.6 : Keep a pullin' Ralph
.1 (Item)
10 6 6.7.6.2.7 : Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
.1 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7 : Exclamations
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10 7 6.7.7.1 : Express Fear, Startled and Astonishment
Box
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10 7 6.7.7.1.1 : ‘Bout jumped outta my skin.
.1 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7.1.2 : My stars and garters
.1 (Item)
6.7.7.1.3 : If that fellow keeps a bothering me, I'll just cloud up and rain all over him
.1
10 7 6.7.7.1.4 : He doesn't drive, he pilots the thing.
.1 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7.1.5 : He doesn't know how to drive, he flies low!
.1 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7.1.6 : Glory be!
.1 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7.1.7 : Thank heavens!
.1 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7.1.8 : Bless my bottom buttons!
.1 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7.2 : Positive and Affirmative
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10 7 6.7.7.2.1 : Right on!
.1 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7.2.2 : Out of sight
.1 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7.2.3 : Your not a woofin!
.1 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7.2.4 : Really awesome
.1 (Item)
10 7 6.7.7.2.5 : Piece of cake
.1 (Item)
10 8 6.7.8 : Excuses
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10 8 6.7.8.1a : For two pins I'd _____. (Folder 8)
.2 (Items)
10 8 6.7.8.1b : For two jerks of a lamb's tail _______
.2 (Items)
10 8 6.7.8.2 : Take shank's pony
.1 (Item)
10 8 6.7.8.3 : I can't! I don't have a bone in my leg
.1 (Item)
10 8 6.7.8.4 : Horse of a different color.
.1 (Item)
10 9 6.7.9 : Group and Culture Expressions
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10 9 6.7.9.1 : Deaf Culture Sayings
Box
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10 9 6.7.9.1.1 : You missed the train/plane.
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2 : Drug and Drinking Culture Sayings
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10 10 6.7.9.2.1 : Get loose.
.1 (Item)
10 10 6.7.9.2.2 : Putty up
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3 : Family Sayings
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10 11 6.7.9.3.1 : Good enough for Bessie Gurley
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.2 : Don't Button up the wrong pile!
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.3 : Borrowed out
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.4 : We're going on a tip-te-tay
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.5 : You'll be a man before your mother
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.6 : You'll have fun
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.7 : Has the plane crashed yet?
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.8 : I will never be seen on a trottin' horse
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.9 : There go the elk
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.10 : Let's skin the rabbit
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.11 : Let's cut the pony's hooves
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.12 : Don't stab the box
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.13 : Two men on a white horse
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.14 : Home again, home again, jiggady jig
.2 (Items)
10 11 6.7.9.3.15 : Don't lower your standards, just raise your dust level
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.16 : It's a tree stump
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.17 : Did you stub your toe?
.1 (Item)
6.7.9.3.18 : But Momma. . .
.1-.3
10 11 6.7.9.3.19 : You'd better be good or we will give you to the Indians
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.20 : I brought you into this world and I can surely take you out a lot quicker than I brought you in.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.21 : Things needed doing in the worst way.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.22 : Look up my sleeve and you'll see stars.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.23 : Jump to your beck-n-call.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.24 : Don't go off the deep end.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.25 : Little dabs of plaster and little dabs of paint, make a girls face what it really ain't.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.26 : Late for your own funeral.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.27 : Like father like son.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.28 : I can't help it.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.29 : A blind man could see it with his cane.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.30 : I'll be durned, the butter ain't churned.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.31 : Remember the Maine!
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.32 : True blue.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.33 : Gamooshaling.
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.34 : Maurice is like a toilet, every house has one!
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.35 : Twitter-patted
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.36 : Glass Eyes
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.37 : Sunday Driver
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.38 : Bear insurance is carrying a gun or rifle
.1 (Item)
10 11 6.7.9.3.39 : If you don't eat the crust on your bread you can't catch fish.
.1 (Item)
10 12 6.7.9.4 : Homosexual Expressions
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10 12 6.7.9.4.1 : In/out of the closet.
.1 (Item)
10 13 6.7.9.5 : Religious Expressions: about or concerning
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10 13 6.7.9.5.1 : Mormon hoarded food.
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10 13 6.7.9.5.2 : Jew is considered a Gentile.
.1 (Item)
10 13 6.7.9.5.3 : La Madonna "Church of the Fallen Madonna".
.1 (Item)
10 13 6.7.9.5.4 : Billikin
.1 (Item)
10 13 6.7.9.5.5 : If you feel like you are drowning, then ask the Lord for a snorkel.
.1 (Item)
10 13 6.7.9.5.6 : Think Celestial
.1 (Item)
10 13 6.7.9.5.7 : Celestial intentions, telestial realities
.1 (Item)
10 14 6.7.9.6 : Sports
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10 14 6.7.9.6.1 : My sweat doesn't smell.
.1 (Item)
10 14 6.7.9.6.2 : Putting the baby to bed
.1 (Item)
10 14 6.7.9.6.3 : Tuff Guys VS Cream Puffs (football).
.1 (Item)
10 14 6.7.9.6.4 : Worm raper (golf).
.1 (Item)
10 14 6.7.9.7 : Indian Culture Expressions
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10 14 6.7.9.7.1 : White man load on Sunday and he shoot all week. (Folder 14.1)
.1 (Item)
10 14 6.7.9.7.2 : White man heap lazy, he sit down and walk. (Comment about the bicycle.)
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10 14 6.7.9.8 : Blind Culture Expressions
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10 14 6.7.9.8.1 : The blind are also colorblind. (Folder 14.2)
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10 15 6.7.10 : Invitation
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10 15 6.7.10.1 : Let's go honkey tonkin'
.1 (Item)
10 15 6.7.10.2 : Well, bring ya lunch and knitten and come on out
.1 (Item)
10 16 6.7.11 : Money: Riches and Poverty
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10 16 6.7.11.1 : General
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10 16 6.7.11.1.1 : You get what you pay for.
.2 (Items)
10 16 6.7.11.1.2 : What a bargain, What a bargain for me!
.1 (Item)
10 16 6.7.11.1.3 : They go through money just like swill through the hired girl.
.1 (Item)
10 16 6.7.11.1.4 : Being thrifty will last you long, but spending (wasting) gives an empty house
.1 (Item)
10 16 6.7.11.2 : Poverty
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10 16 6.7.11.2.1 : We didn't have a pot to pee in or a window to throw it out of
.1 (Item)
10 16 6.7.11.2.2 : Stealing from Peter to pay Paul
.1 (Item)
10 16 6.7.11.2.3 : I bet that cost a pretty penny.
.1 (Item)
10 16 6.7.11.2.4 : Poorer than a church mouse.
.1 (Item)
10 16 6.7.11.3 : Riches
11 1 6.7.12 : Places, regarding
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11 1 6.7.12.1 : Will you please go to Cienega and bring in some potatoes and carrots.
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.2 : Magee's closet
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.3 : Reno is so close to Hell you can see sparks.
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.4 : You know Logan (UT) is so much colder than Salt Lake (UT) when you see a dog stuck to a tree (in Logan).
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.5 : Helper, Utah.
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.6 : The Penitentiary (East of Bear Dam)
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.7 : Monday Town (Morgan, UT).
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.8 : Penny Acres.
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.9 : Saco, Montana vs. Saco, Maine.
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.10 : Blackfoot, Idaho.
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.11 : River Heights, Utah.
.1 (Item)
6.7.12.12 : Snorman's Corner (Corinne, Utah).
.1
11 1 6.7.12.13 : Delco, Idaho.
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.14 : Ox Killer (near Richmond, Utah).
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11 1 6.7.12.15 : Fruitland, Utah.
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.16 : Tucker, Utah.
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.17 : Paradise, Utah.
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.18 : Eagle Rock (Idaho Falls, ID).
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11 1 6.7.12.19 : Metropolis.
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.20 : Linrose, Idaho.
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.21 : The REAL Utah.
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.22 : Banana Belt.
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.23 : Bight (bay).
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11 1 6.7.12.24 : Slank (swamp)
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.25 : Cornish, Utah
.1 (Item)
11 1 6.7.12.26 : Terms for parts of town.
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11 2 6.7.13 : Riddle and Proverb-like Expressions
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11 2 6.7.13.1 : What a multitude of children! Who hath done it?
.1 (Item)
11 2 6.7.13.2 : Hurry up and hurry, and then you get to hurry up and wait
.1 (Item)
11 3 6.7.14 : Put Downs (put in place)
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11 3 6.7.14.1 : You're off the wall
.1 (Item)
11 3 6.7.14.2 : You're riding freshman!
.1 (Item)
11 3 6.7.14.3 : Sit on your finger and lean back on your thumb.
.1 (Item)
11 3 6.7.14.4 : Don't get caught up in your skirt.
.1 (Item)
11 4 6.7.15 : Relating to Dating and Romance
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11 4 6.7.15.1 : What's the matter? Didn't prince Charming fall of his horse?
.1 (Item)
11 4 6.7.15.2 : Make sure you have a dime in your pocket
.1 (Item)
11 4 6.7.15.3 : Bread and Butter
.1 (Item)
11 4 6.7.15.4 : I handed him my heart on a silver platter
.1 (Item)
11 4 6.7.15.5 : I am a gopher girl. I really gopher guys, but they don't gopher me
.1 (Item)
11 4 6.7.15.6 : A girl will poop on you then slap your face because she says you stink.
.1 (Item)
11 4 6.7.15.7 : If I told you that you've got a beautiful body- would you hold it against me?
.1 (Item)
11 4 6.7.15.8 : If it quacks like a duck, it's a duck.
.1 (Item)
11 4 6.7.15.9 : But, they're all carp. I want him. (Said when someone says there are other fish in the sea.)
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11 4 6.7.15.10 : Wear your heart on your sleeve.
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11 4 6.7.15.11 : Spenard divorce.
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6.7.15.12 : Sparking.
.1
6.7.15.13 : Don't burn the bridge until he buys you dinner.
.1
11 5 6.7.16 : Relating to Cooking and Eating
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11 5 6.7.16.1 : Messy eater and food on face
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11 5 6.7.16.1.1 : Somebody's got a major wog.
.1 (Item)
11 5 6.7.16.1.2 : You Doreened!
.1 (Item)
11 5 6.7.16.2 : Regarding cooking
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11 5 6.7.16.2.1 : Toast must break, not bend!
.1 (Item)
11 5 6.7.16.2.2 : Cooking for the thrashers
.1 (Item)
11 5 6.7.16.2.3 : Come and eat your egg! I won't Sam Stier it
.1 (Item)
11 5 6.7.16.2.4 : Oh no, I wet the miller's eye
.1 (Item)
11 5 6.7.16.2.5 : When they're brown, they're cooking, when they're black, they're done.
.1 (Item)
11 6 6.7.17 : Regarding Food
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11 6 6.7.17.1 : Layo for meddlers.
.1 (Item)
11 6 6.7.17.2 : A wing wam for a gooses' bridle
.1 (Item)
11 6 6.7.17.3 : Take two, they're small
.1 (Item)
11 6 6.7.17.4 : You've had enough, Eddy
.1 (Item)
11 6 6.7.17.5 : A turtle flew by
.1 (Item)
11 6 6.7.17.6 : Taters for Outa Staters.
.1 (Item)
11 7 6.7.18 : Threats
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11 7 6.7.18.1 : You had better do it or [crap] will hit the fan.
.2 (Items)
11 7 6.7.18.2 : Get the belt
.1 (Item)
11 7 6.7.18.3 : I'll bust your crust.
.1 (Item)
11 7 6.7.18.4 : I'll whale the tar out of you.
.1 (Item)
11 7 6.7.18.5 : I'll tan your fanny.
.1 (Item)
11 7 6.7.18.6 : I'll beat the [crap] out of you, then I'll beat you for [crapping].
.1 (Item)
11 7 6.7.18.7 : [I'll] unscrew your belly button until [your] legs [fall] off.
.1 (Item)
11 7 6.7.18.8 : I'll knock you into the middle of next week.
.2 (Item)
11 7 6.7.18.9 : Shut your mouth, before I shut it for you.
.1 (Item)
11 7 6.7.18.10 : I'm going to give you a dunkin'.
.1 (Item)
11 7 6.7.18.11 : If you do, I'll punch your lights out.
.1 (Item)
11 7 6.7.18.12 : All over you like stink on manuer/like ugly on an ape.
.1 (Item)
11 7 6.7.18.13 : I'm gonna put ya with the wet grass 'n throw you in the garbage.
.1 (Item)
11 7 6.7.18.14 : I'll turn you every way but loose.
.1 (Item)
11 7 6.7.18.15 : I'll beat you with an inch of your life.
.1 (Item)
11 7 6.7.18.16 : "This means death, this means hospital- which do you want?"
.1 (Item)
11 8 6.7.19 : Understatements
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11 8 6.7.19.1 : I've saw that a lot
.1 (Item)
11 8 6.7.19.2 : So that's how the pigs et the cabbage
.1 (Item)
11 8 6.7.19.3 : You just don't know what it's like to have straight hair
.1 (Item)
11 8 6.7.19.4 : Gee, you look nice
.1 (Item)
11 9 6.7.20 : Work Expressions
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11 9 6.7.20.1 : Family
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11 9 6.7.20.1.1 : Redup your room.
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11 9 6.7.20.1.2 : Let's hook up the horses and go to the springs
.1 (Item)
11 9 6.7.20.1.3 : If I don't get some of this work done, I'm going to be in a real pickle
.1 (Item)
11 9 6.7.20.1.4 : Have you ever heard the story of the little red hen?
.1 (Item)
11 9 6.7.20.1.5 : If I don't get this done- I'm going to be up [crap] creek without a paddle.
.1 (Item)
11 9 6.7.20.2 : Medical
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11 9 6.7.20.2.1 : Under the Knife
.1 (Item)
11 9 6.7.20.3 : Ranching
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11 9 6.7.20.3.1 : Teach them the ropes
.1 (Item)
11 10 6.7.21 : Collection of Expressions
.9 (Items)
6.8 : Naming
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11 11 6.8.1 : Given Names of People
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11 11 6.8.1.1 : Friend.
.1 (Item)
11 11 6.8.1.2 : Rosemarie
.1 (Item)
11 11 6.8.1.3 : Wade Maughan
.1 (Item)
11 11 6.8.1.4 : Paula.
.1 (Item)
11 11 6.8.1.5 : Eva Lue.
.1 (Item)
11 11 6.8.1.6: Sheryl.
.1 (Item)
11 11 6.8.1.7 : Hone.
.1 (Item)
11 11 6.8.1.8 : Peggy.
.1 (Item)
11 11 6.8.1.9 : Arnell.
.3 (Items)
11 11 6.8.1.10 : Henning.
.1 (Item)
11 11 6.8.11 : Ima, Bea, and Ura.
.1 (Item)
11 11 6.8.1.12 : Dutch custom naming children.
.1 (Item)
11 11 6.8.1.13 : Shore's
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11 11 6.8.1.14 : Bria
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11 11 6.8.1.15 : Presbury
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11 11 6.8.1.16 : Names beginning with "B".
.1 (Item)
11 11 6.8.1.17 : Letta Pugh
.1 (Item)
11 11 6.8.1.18 : Las name McKoy
.1 (Item)
11 11 6.8.1.19 : Shinny
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2 : Nicknames
Box
Folder
11 12 6.8.2.1 : Ma-Father
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.2 : Skindiver
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.3 : Lolli
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.4 : Titbum
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.5 : Yublonski
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.6 : Slummer's Lady
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.7 : Spade
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.8 : Blob
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.9 : New Zealand
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.10 : Gym Shoe
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.11 : Wayward
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.12 : Jaime (Spanish)
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.13 : Dick
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.14 : Andi
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.15 : Moss
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.16 : Pig
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.17 : Slummer
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.18 : Squatty Body
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.19 : Worm
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.20 : Big Bird
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.21 : Panda
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.22 : Ducky
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.23 : Turtle
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.24 : Toad
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.25 : Moose
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.26 : Little Red Ox Bun Taylor
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.27 : Pete
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.28 : Banana
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.29 : Peanuts
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.30 : Sinex
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.3l : Bunyan
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.32 : Overhomers
.2 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.33 : Page family nicknames
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.34 : Scandinavian immigrant occupational nicknames (Fireman Carlson, Policeman Olson, Coal-oil Hanson, Lawyer Backman.)
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.35 : Booze-legger.
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.36 : T.
.2 (Items)
11 11 6.8.2.37 : Todd.
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.38 : Fathers first name passed down to middle name of first born son.
.2 (Items)
11 12 6.8.2.39 : LuAnn.
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.40 : Helen.
.2 (Items)
11 12 6.8.2.41 : Old Dove
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.42 : WOP.
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.43 : Gear Jammers.
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.44 : Mushmind.
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.45 : Altitude problems.
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.46 : Whispering Smith.
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.47 : Nana.
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.48 : Rug Rat.
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.49 : Prune Picker.
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.50 : Gearhead
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.51 : Goat Ropers
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.52 : Newl
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.53 : Jackie-Dickie
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.54 : Tuna
.1 (Item)
11 12 6.8.2.55 : Schrobbletje Cat (a person born after the Harvest)
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3 : Names of Endearment or Derision for People
Box
Folder
11 13 6.8.3.1 : Grandma Long.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.2 : Aunt Thalia
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.3 : Old Ned
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.4 : Aunt Matilda
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.5 : Studmuffin
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.6 : ARP
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.7 : Black and Decker pecker wrecker
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.8 : Nooky
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.9 : Ragu
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.10 : Macho man
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.11 : Rooster
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.12 : Squirrel
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.13 : Chickenbutt
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.14 : The God Squad
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.15 : Skins
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.16 : Snow-fox
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.17 : Claire
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.18 : Howard Goldwaters
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.19 : Frank
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.20 : Diamond Tooth Gertie.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.21 : Phillip.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.22 : Jack's brother/best friend
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.23 : Brigham Young.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.24 : Drug Store Cowboy.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.25 : Uncle Ed.
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.26 : Hay waddies
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.27 : Camel jocks.
.1 (Item)
6.8.3.28 : J.A.P.
.1
11 13 6.8.3.29 : Mads.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.30 : Grunt.
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.31 : Prairie-fairie.
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.32 : Pine pig.
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.33 : Mother-truckers.
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.34 : Pencil-pusher.
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.35 : Roomies.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.36 : Buya (buy-yuh).
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.37 : Tourons.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.38 : Dugla-Pigg.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.39 : Strapper.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.40 : Darrell.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.41 : Dodo and Poppy.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.42 : Mr. Philosophy.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.43 : Pug.
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.44 : Professor Poo.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.45 : Elephant hunter.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.46 : Sigmund.
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.47 : Augie Doggie.
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.48 : Miss Ing Link.
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.49 : Apple Bottom.
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.50 : Taco.
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.51 : Red pants Fred.
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.52 : BY.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.53 : Sissy
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.54 : Stretch.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.55 : Sudsy
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.56 : Dudley.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.57 : Mongo.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.58 : Maggot.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.59 : Fathead.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.60 : Crazy horse.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.61 : Aunt Meale.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.62 : Ricey.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.63 : Bones.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.64 : Scubie.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.65 : Nitpicker.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.66 : Cow and Pukey.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.67 : Gibby Gabby Garbage Can.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.68 : Bus.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.69 : Dirtbag.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.70 : Super City and Superior.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.71 : Woody.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.72 : Billy Quartcup.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.73 : L'oiseaux.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.74 : Indian Giver.
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.75 : Carrot Top.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.76 : River Rat.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.77 : Redneck.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.78 : Skinny.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.79 : Whistle Britches.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.80 : Tidbones.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.81 : Toads.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.82 : Pup.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.83 : Spacecadet.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.84 : Bio.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.85 : Rocker.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.86 : Granola.
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.87 : Reggin Spil.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.88 : Stump-humpers.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.89 : Dewey.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.90 : Flipper.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.91 : Grazer.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.92 : Uncle Emery.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.93 : Battle Ax.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.94 : Camel Picks.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.95 : Whistle pigs.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.96 : Dirts.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.97 : Fifty-Niner.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.98 : Booner.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.99 : Newt.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.100 : Gippie.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.101 : Earnie and Festus Hagen.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.102 : Grumpy.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.103 : Gunsel.
.2 (Items)
11 13 6.8.3.104 : Delbert.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.105 : Prairie Nigger.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.106 : Sand Nigger.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.107 : Brownnose.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.108 : Bluenose (Canadian people from Maritime Provinces).
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.109 : Gringos.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.110 : Frog Towner.
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.111 : Nest (lovable person).
.1 (Item)
11 13 6.8.3.112 : Jerry.
.1 (Item)
11 14 6.8.4 : Names for Objects
Box
Folder
11 14 6.8.4.1 : The Keebler Wagon.
.1 (Item)
11 14 6.8.4.2 : "Code names" for Mormon garments
.4 (Items)
11 14 6.8.4.3 : California trail
.1 (Item)
11 14 6.8.4.4 : Jimmy (General Motor trucks).
.2 (Items)
11 14 6.8.4.5 : Teepee stompers (moccasins).
.1 (Item)
11 14 6.8.4.6 : Dat Soon (Datsun).
.1 (Item)
11 14 6.8.4.7 : Dummy (pacifier).
.1 (Item)
11 14 6.8.4.8 : Story knife.
.1 (Item)
11 14 6.8.4.9 : Despair Barrel.
.1 (Item)
11 14 6.8.4.10 : Bumbershoot (umbrella).
.1 (Item)
11 14 6.8.4.11 : Danibo (teddy bear)
.1 (Item)
11 14 6.8.4.12 : Green Tank (car
.1 (Item)
11 14 6.8.4.13 : Took (Tuk)
.1 (Item)
11 14 6.8.4.14 : Plugs
.1 (Item)
11 14 6.8.4.15 : Marble's various names
.1 (Item)
11 14 6.8.4.16 : Plugger
.1 (Item)
11 14 6.8.4.17 : Winkelhawk
.1 (Item)
11 14 6.8.4.18 : Uitzet (trousseau or articles with which a couple began their marriage)
.1 (Item)
11 14 6.8.4.19 : Sprukkles (chips/kindlings for the fire)
.1 (Item)
11 14 6.8.4.20 : Stoop (porch)
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5 : Names of Pets
Box
Folder
11 15 6.8.5.1 : Oscar-dile
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.2 : Ugly man's dog.
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.3 : SOLIE
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.4 : Rambo Kitty
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.5 : Beau James.
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.6 : Charmin.
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.7 : Calves Names.
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.8 : Tiny Tim.
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.9 : Lona (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.10 : Charlie (photograph included).
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.11 : Powell (photograph included).
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.12 : Diva and Rio (photograph included).
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.13 : Quinn.
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.14 : Akonai (photograph included).
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.15 : Maggie (photograph included).
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.16 : Booker and Sasha (photograph included).
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.17 : Sandy Beach
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.18 : FuBs (pronounced Foo-Beez)(photograph included)
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.19 : Dakota (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.20 : Cody (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.21 : Bud (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.22 : Jack (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.23 : Finch (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.24 : Dingo (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
11 15 6.8.5.25 : Nico (photograph included)
.1 (Item)
11 16 6.8.6 : Collection of names
.27 (Items)
11 17 6.8.7 : Names to Express Anonymity
Box
Folder
11 17 6.8.7.1 : Ingen
.1 (Item)
11 17 6.8.7.2 : Cynthia
.1 (Item)
11 17 6.8.7.3 : Freddy Fornicator
.1 (Item)
11 17 6.8.7.4 : Walter Assaulter
.1 (Item)
11 17 6.8.7.5 : Chester Molester
.1 (Item)
11 17 6.8.7.6 : Sexy Rexy
.1 (Item)
11 17 6.8.7.7 : Randy Rapist
.1 (Item)
11 17 6.8.7.8 : Roger Rapist
.1 (Item)
11 17 6.8.7.9 : Hairy Cariney.
.1 (Item)
11 17 6.8.7.10 : Turkey-idiot.
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8 : Names for Food
Box
Folder
11 18 6.8.8.1 : Mystery Meat.
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.2 : Carrot Crap
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.3 : Jungle Stew
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.4 : Turkey a la Crap
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.5 : Bricks and Butter
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.6 : Cat Loaf
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.7 : Roy Chidister (honey)
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.8 : Stitch Riley (cheese toast)
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.9 : Reulah Frank (gravy)
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.10 : Elmer (potatoes)
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.11 : Shipwreck
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.12 : May food
0 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.13 : Jimmy
.2 (Items)
11 18 6.8.8.14 : Honeymooners' Salad.
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.15 : Coke (soda).
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.16 : Tommy Toes (tomatoes).
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.17 : Turkish Wheat (Maize or Indian Corn).
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.18 : Cherry Suckies (junk food).
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.19 : Sponspak (musk-melon).
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.20 : Tahaim (wild strawberries).
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.21 : S.O.S.
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.22 : Milk-Nickle.
.1(Item)
11 18 6.8.8.23 : Fryed Wins.
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.24 : Johnny Cakes.
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.25 : Doughnut
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.26 : Fried Cakes
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.27 : Crullers.
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.28 : Frappe.
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.29 : Shishkerd
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.30 : Old Maids
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.31 : Shake
.2 (Items)
11 18 6.8.8.32 : Cabnet
.1 (Item)
11 18 6.8.8.33 : Sugar Tit
.1 (Item)
11 19 6.8.0 : Miscellaneous
Box
Folder
11 19 6.8.0.1 : Last Chance Canal Company.
.1 (Item)
11 19 6.8.0.2 : Inkom Stinkom. (Inkom, Idaho)
.1 (Item)
11 19 6.8.0.3 : Virgin Village.
.1 (Item)
11 19 6.8.0.4 : Knuckle Junction.
.1 (Item)
11 19 6.8.0.5 : Gully wacker.
.2 (Items)
11 19 6.8.0.6 : M.O.
.1 (Item)
11 19 6.8.0.7 : Old Maid Chills.
.1 (Item)
11 19 6.8.0.8 : Pronunciation of "Fluckiger".
.1 (Item)
11 19 6.8.0.9 : Sandwich Slicking.
.1 (Item)
11 19 6.8.0.10 : Croup.
.1 (Item)
11 19 6.8.0.11 : Termination/Rotation Dust.
.1 (Item)
11 19 6.8.0.12 : Squaw Candy.
.1 (Item)
11 19 6.8.0.13 : Farmer Tan.
.2 (Items)
11 19 6.8.0.14 : Seagulls.
.2 (Items)
11 19 6.8.0.15 : Gork.
.2 (Items)
11 19 6.8.0.16 : Stave Valley (Star Valley, Wyoming).
.1 (Item)
11 19 6.8.0.17 : Gentile Street (Layton, UT).
.1 (Item)
11 19 6.8.0.18 : Skillpot (turtle).
.1 (Item)
11 19 6.8.0.19 : Aan (here).
.1 (Item)
11 19 6.8.0.20 : Sticky Wicket.
.1 (Item)
11 19 6.8.0.21 : Julie Days.
.1 (Item)
11 19 6.8.0.22 : Ragged House.
.1 (Item)
11 20 6.9 : Author and Title Wordplay
Box
Folder
11 20 6.9.1 : Under the Bleachers, by I.C. Butts.
.1 (Item)
11 20 6.9.2 : Spots on the Wall, by Who Flung Poo
.2 (Items)
11 20 6.9.3 : Rush to the Outhouse, by Willy Make-it, illustrated by Betty Won't
.4 (Items)
11 20 6.9.4 : Under the Grand Stand, by Seymour Butts
.1 (Item)
11 20 6.9.5 : Fell off the Cliff, by Ilean Dover
.1 (Item)
11 20 6.9.6 : Jump off the Cliff, by Hugo First
.1 (Item)
11 20 6.9.7 : Short Measure, by Milly Meter
.1 (Item)
11 20 6.9.8 : The Wobbly Latter, by Hugo First
.1 (Item)
11 20 6.9.9 : One Card Short, by Della Nother
.1 (Item)
11 20 6.9.10 : The Return of the Swallow, by A. Belch
.1 (Item)
11 20 6.9.11 : The Yellow Waterfall, by I.P. Standing.
.1 (Item)
11 20 6.9.12 : The Trip Through a Sewer Pipe, by A. Turd.
.1 (Item)
11 20 6.9.13 : The Aspen Kimona, by Seymore Hair.
.1 (Item)
11 20 6.9.14 : How to Lose Weight, by X.R. Sizemore.
.1 (Item)
6.9.15 : The Diamond Robbery, by Jules Argon
.1
11 20 6.9.16 : Lawrence Welk in China, by Anna Wong, Anna Tieu.
.1 (Item)
11 20 6.9.17 : Yours Forever, by Tillie N. DeTeim.
.1 (Item)
11 20 6.9.18 : Sharing India Beverages, by T. Fatoo.
.1 (Item)
11 20 6.9.19 : Burglary, by Jimmy DeLox.
.1 (Item)
11 20 6.9.20 : The Incompetent Bullfighter, by Gordon Bluddy.
.1 (Item)
11 20 6.10 : Folk Vocabulary: Words, Terms, Slang
Box
Folder
12 1 6.10.1 : Ailments
Box
Folder
12 1 6.10.1.1 : Chicken Pox
Box
Folder
12 1 6.10.1.1.1 : Pickle Pox
.1 (Item)
12 1 6.10.1.2 : Diarrhea
Box
Folder
12 1 6.10.1.2.1 : Montazuma's Revenge
.2 (Items)
12 1 6.10.1.3 : Pimples
Box
Folder
12 1 6.10.1.3.1 : Zits
.1 (Item)
12 1 6.10.1.4 : Muscle Punch
Box
Folder
12 1 6.10.1.4.1 : Mockley
.1 (Item)
12 2 6.10.2 : Body parts
Box
Folder
12 2 6.10.2.1 : Breasts
Box
Folder
12 2 6.10.2.1.1 : Inkey-dinkies
.1 (Item)
12 2 6.10.2.2 : Stomach
Box
Folder
12 2 6.10.2.2.1 : Bread Basket
.1 (Item)
12 2 6.10.2.3 : Hips
Box
Folder
12 2 6.10.2.3.1 : R.H. Factor (Rhinoceros hips)
.1 (Item)
12 2 6.10.2.4 : Hair
Box
Folder
12 2 6.10.2.4.1 : Roostertail
.1 (Item)
12 2 6.10.2.4.2 : Rat's nest
.1 (Item)
12 2 6.10.2.4.3 : Mush
.1 (Item)
12 3 6.10.3 : Bodily functions
Box
Folder
12 3 6.10.3.1 : Farting
Box
Folder
12 3 6.10.3.1.1 : Buck Snort
.1 (Item)
12 3 6.10.3.1.2 : Barking Spiders
.1 (Item)
12 3 6.10.3.1.3 : Fluff
.2 (Items)
12 4 6.10.4 : Colors
Box
Folder
12 4 6.10.4.1 : Shitbrindle
.1 (Item)
12 5 6.10.5 : Complimentary Terms and Terms of Endearment
Box
Folder
12 5 6.10.5.1 : Handsome/Beautiful: Cute
Box
Folder
12 5 6.10.5.1.1 : Tuna
.1 (Item)
12 5 6.10.5.1.2 : Mess
.1 (Item)
12 5 6.10.5.2 : Infatuation
Box
Folder
12 5 6.10.5.2.1 : Starred
.1 (Item)
12 5 6.10.5.3 : Like something, desire more
Box
Folder
12 5 6.10.5.3.1 : Moorish
.1 (Item)
12 5 6.10.5.4 : Humorous
Box
Folder
12 5 6.10.5.4.1 : Corn
.2 (Items)
12 5 6.10.5.5 : Feel Good Terms
Box
Folder
12 5 6.10.5.5.1 : Warm Fuzzy
.1 (Item)
12 5 6.10.5.5.2 : Shaka brah
0 (Items)
12 5 6.10.5.6 : Elegant
Box
Folder
12 5 6.10.5.6.1 : POSH
.1 (Item)
12 6 6.10.6 : Drinking and Drugs
Box
Folder
12 6 6.10.6.1 : Inebriated: Drunk
Box
Folder
12 6 6.10.6.1.1 : Primed
.1 (Item)
12 6 6.10.6.1.2 : Snockered
.1 (Item)
12 6 6.10.6.1.3 : Being Drunk Jargon
.1 (Item)
12 6 6.10.6.1.4 : Dronedd
.1 (Item)
12 6 6.10.6.2 : High
Box
Folder
12 6 6.10.6.2.1 : Turn on
.1 (Item)
12 6 6.10.6.2.2 : Stoned
.1 (Item)
12 6 6.10.6.2.3 : "High" School
.1 (Item)
12 6 6.10.6.2.4 : Speed Freak
.1 (Item)
12 6 6.10.6.3 : Parodies of drug culture vocabulary
Box
Folder
12 6 6.10.6.3.1 : Trip ("You're going to get a spanking if you don't get your 'trip' together.")
.1 (Item)
12 6 6.10.6.3.2 : O.D.'ed ("I'm sick! In fact, I think I O.D.'ed my sweet tooth.")
.1 (Item)
12 6 6.10.6.3.3 : Hit ("Give me another hit of milk.")
.1 (Item)
12 7 6.10.7 : Eating
Box
Folder
12 7 6.10.7.1 : Messy Eater
Box
Folder
12 7 6.10.7.1.1 : Oink
.1 (Item)
12 7 6.10.7.2 : Taking the big piece
Box
Folder
12 7 6.10.7.2.1 : Thompson piece
.1 (Item)
12 8 6.10.8 : Foods
Box
Folder
12 8 6.10.8.1 : Eggs
Box
Folder
12 8 6.10.8.1.1 : Cackle fruit
.1 (Item)
12 8 6.10.8.1.2 : Cackle berries
.1 (Item)
12 8 6.10.8.2 : Biscuits
Box
Folder
12 8 6.10.8.2.1 : Cat heads
.2 (Items)
12 8 6.10.8.3 : Turnip green juice
Box
Folder
12 8 6.10.8.3.1 : Pot likker (licker)
.1 (Item)
12 8 6.10.8.4 : Sloppy Joe/Barbeque
.1 (Item)
12 9 6.10.9 : Family
Box
Folder
12 9 6.10.9.1 : Lay claim
Box
Folder
12 9 6.10.9.1.1 : Deet
.1 (Item)
12 9 6.10.9.2 : Foreign/ethnic terms
Box
Folder
12 9 6.10.9.2.1 : "Takaliamotha" (Danish, "Same to you.")
.1 (Item)
12 9 6.10.9.3 : Frequency or Great Numbers
Box
Folder
12 9 6.10.9.3.1 : Forty-leventy
.1 (Item)
12 9 6.10.9.4 : Dealing with Work
Box
Folder
12 9 6.10.9.4.1 : Horseler
.1 (Item)
12 9 6.10.9.5 : Teach
Box
Folder
12 9 6.10.9.5.1 : T-H-I-N-K
0 (Item)
12 10 6.10.10 : Homosexual
Box
Folder
12 10 6.10.10.1 : Insider terms
Box
Folder
12 10 6.10.10.1.1 : Butch
.1 (Item)
12 10 6.10.10.1.2 : Breeder
.1 (Item)
12 10 6.10.10.1.3 : Family
.1 (Item)
12 10 6.10.10.2 : Outsider terms
Box
Folder
12 10 6.10.10.2.1 : Gay
.1 (Item)
12 10 6.10.10.2.2 : Fag
.1 (Item)
12 11 6.10.11 : Military
Box
Folder
12 11 6.10.11.1 : Navy Diver terms (See also Speech 6.10.13.8)
Box
Folder
12 11 6.10.11.1.1 : Jugs
.1 (Item)
12 11 6.10.11.1.2 : Blow and go
.1 (Item)
12 11 6.10.11.1.3 : Getting Bent
.1 (Item)
12 11 6.10.11.1.4 : Banging Bottles
.1 (Item)
12 11 6.10.11.2 : MRE (Meals Ready to Eject)
.1 (Item)
12 11 6.10.11.3 : Snafu (Situation normal, all [expletive] up)
.1 (Item)
12 11 6.10.11.4 : Poncho Drill
.1 (Item)
12 11 6.10.11.5 : Vietnam slang
Box
Folder
12 11 6.10.11.5.1 : World (United States)
.1 (Item)
6.10.11.5.2 : Most Ricky-Tick (Immediately if not sooner.)
.1
12 11 6.10.11.5.3 : Buckle (to fight)
.1 (Item)
12 11 6.10.11.6 : Collections of military sayings
.5 (Items)
12 11 6.10.11.7 : Duck boat
.1 (Item)
12 11 6.10.11.8 : A Fish
.1 (Item)
12 11 6.10.11.9 : Drift Factor
.1 (Item)
12 11 6.10.11.10 : Horse for the course.
.1 (Item)
12 11 6.10.11.11 : Holy Helo
.1 (Item)
12 11 6.10.11.12 : Butt Kit
.1 (Item)
12 11 6.10.11.13 : Jar Head
.1 (Item)
12 11 6.10.11.14 : Crossing the Line
.1 (Item)
12 12 6.10.12 : Missionary
Box
Folder
12 12 6.10.12.1 : Lazy
Box
Folder
12 12 6.10.12.1.1 : Lunchy
.1 (Item)
12 12 6.10.12.1.2 : Bucket
.1 (Item)
12 12 6.10.12.2 : Missionary Jargon
.3 (Items)
12 12 6.10.12.3 : RM.
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13 : Occupational and Vocational Argot
Box
Folder
12 13 6.10.13.1 : Climbers' Slang
Box
Folder
12 13 6.10.13.1.1 : Screamer (bad fall)
.2 (Items)
12 13 6.10.13.1.2 : Purchase (amount of contact with rock)
.2 (Items)
12 13 6.10.13.2 : Electrician
Box
Folder
12 13 6.10.13.2.1 : Oregon Shortline (short cut)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3 : Logger Slang
Box
Folder
12 13 6.10.13.3.1 : Italian Nose Picker
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.2 : Jo-Poking
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.3 : Gas Razor (Chain saw)
.2 (Items)
12 13 6.10.13.3.4 : Pumpkin (old growth tree)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.5 : Hot Load
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.6 : Whiskers (Limbs left on a log)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.7 : Cold Deck
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.8 : Widow maker
.4 (Items)
12 13 6.10.13.3.9 : Barber chair
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.10 : Macaroni (sawdust)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.11 : Slave market (Employment office)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.12 : Town Clown (Small town policeman)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.13 : Bull (boss)
.2 (Items)
12 13 6.10.13.3.14 : Sawdust Eater (sawmill worker)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.15 : Cruisers (Tree surveyors)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.16 : Donkey Doctor (shop mechanic)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.17 : Old Lady (D-8 Cat)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.18 : Goat (starter motor on machinery)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.19 : Bluenoses (loggers from Nova Scotia)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.20 : Jypo (subcontractor)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.21 : Hook Tender (head choke setter)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.22 : Riggin Slinger
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.23 : Catskinner
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.24 : Chocker Setter
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.3.25 : Whistle Punk
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.4 : Police
Box
Folder
12 13 6.10.13.4.1 : Pig
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.4.2 : The Highwayman
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.4.3 : Sky Bacon
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.5 : Railroad Worker
Box
Folder
12 13 6.10.13.5.1 : Gandy dance (railroad track laborer)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.6 : Research Technician
Box
Folder
12 13 6.10.13.6.1 : Running a Gel
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.7 : Rodeo
Box
Folder
12 13 6.10.13.7.1 : Safety-up (get the job done safely)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.8 : Scuba Divers (See also Speech 6.10.11.1)
Box
Folder
12 13 6.10.13.8.1 : Turtle Ripper (knife)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.8.2 : Air Hog (heavy breather)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.8.3 : Hot Fill (quickly filled tank)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.8.4 : Inner-tube Suit (wet suit)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.8.5 : Turbo fin (non-vented fin)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.8.6 : Bottle (scuba tank)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.9 : Trapper
Box
Folder
12 13 6.10.13.9.1 : Rat (Muskrat)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.10 : Fast-food Restaurant
Box
Folder
12 13 6.10.13.10.1 : Collection of McDonalds terms
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.11 : Rancher
Box
Folder
12 13 6.10.13.11.1 : Found (room and board)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.12 : Construction Worker
Box
Folder
12 13 6.10.13.12.1 : Bucket (water truck)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.12.2 : Whiskey Stick (spirit level)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.12.3 : Nigger Line (unskilled laborers)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.12.4 : Beehive, Honey Shed (portable outhouse)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.12.5 : Sweetdick (persuasive worker)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.12.6 : Razzer (grader/blade)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.12.7 : Choker (tight cable)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.12.8 : Bull Prick (iron pry bar)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.12.9 : Headache Ball (metal ball hung from crane)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.12.10 : Hot Dog/Eyeball (Project engineer/surveyor)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.13.13 : Grocery store
Box
Folder
12 13 6.10.13.13.1 : Macey's Lingo
.1 (Item)
12 14 6.10.14 : Objects
Box
Folder
12 13 6.10.14.1 : Chairs (two-wheeled carts)
.2 (Items)
12 13 6.10.14.2 : Counterpane (bedspread)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.14.3 : Lid (stove unit)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.14.4 : Coffin nails (Cigarettes)
.1 (Item)
12 13 6.10.14.5 : Sticks (Mormon Scriptures)
.1 (Item)
12 15 6.10.15 : Places
Box
Folder
12 15 6.10.15.1 : Zoo (Any place that is hectic or wild)
.1 (Item)
12 15 6.10.15.2 : Junk Hole (Garbage dump)
.1 (Item)
12 16 6.10.16 : Plants and Animals
Box
Folder
12 16 6.10.16.1 : Frogs Head/Kuckel Burr/Grass Burr (Burr) (Folder 16)
.1 (Item)
12 16 6.10.16.2 : Gorse (Kissing shrub)
.1 (Item)
12 16 6.10.16.3 : Pee pee pines (Ponderosa Pines)
.2 (Items)
12 16 6.10.16.4 : Terms in reference to pregnant mares
.1 (Item)
12 16 6.10.16.5 : Cromet
.1 (Item)
12 16 6.10.16.6 : Creeple Bushes (cripple bush)
.1 (Item)
12 16 6.10.16.7 : Cache County Kitties (Skunks)
.1 (Item)
12 17 6.10.17 : People
Box
Folder
12 17 6.10.17.1 : Long Hairs (Hippies)
.1 (Item)
12 17 6.10.17.2 : House Apes (Children)
.2 (Items)
12 17 6.10.17.3 : Bluenose (Canadians from Maritime Provinces)
.1 (Item)
12 18 6.10.18 : Regional
Box
Folder
12 18 6.10.18.1 : Hawaiian: Blonde (White boy)
.1 (Item)
12 18 6.10.18.2 : Collections of near Ozarks terms
.3 (Items)
12 18 6.10.18.3 : Teton talk
.1 (Item)
12 18 6.10.18.4 : Australian lingo
.1 (Item)
12 18 6.10.18.5 : Canadian lingo
.1 (Item)
12 18 6.10.18.6 : Pidgeon English of the Hawaiians
.1 (Item)
12 18 6.10.18.7 : The American C.B. Jargon
.1 (Item)
12 19 6.10.19 : Retorts, Complaints and Put Downs
Box
Folder
12 19 6.10.19.1 : Baby
.1 (Item)
12 19 6.10.19.2 : Dirsh
.1 (Item)
12 19 6.10.19.3 : Up Tight
.1 (Item)
12 19 6.10.19.4 : Bellyaching
.1 (Item)
12 19 6.10.19.5 : K-Mart
.1 (Item)
12 19 6.10.19.6 : Lie
.1 (Item)
12 19 6.10.19.7 : A piece of junk
.1 (Item)
12 20 6.10.20 : Education
Box
Folder
12 20 6.10.20.1 : Math
Box
Folder
12 20 6.10.20.1.1 : Fathead (improper fraction)
.1 (Item)
12 20 6.10.20.2 : Homework/Studying
Box
Folder
12 20 6.10.20.2.1 : I have to do my lessons/I have too many lessons
.1 (Item)
12 21 6.10.21 : Sex, Romance and Dating
Box
Folder
12 21 6.10.21.1 : Intercourse
Box
Folder
12 21 6.10.21.1.1 : Ball
.1 (Item)
12 21 6.10.21.2 : Kissing: Making out
Box
Folder
12 21 6.10.21.2.1 : Submarine Races
.1 (Item)
12 21 6.10.21.3 : Pregnant
Box
Folder
12 21 6.10.21.3.1 : Stuffed
.1 (Item)
12 21 6.10.21.3.2 : Baby fat
.1 (Item)
12 21 6.10.21.4 : Kissing/hugging
Box
Folder
12 21 6.10.21.4.1 : Fillet, steak, fillet mignon
.1 (Item)
12 21 6.10.21.4.2 : Cookie
.1 (Item)
12 21 6.10.21.4.3: Mung/Song
.1 (Item)
12 21 6.10.21.5 : Holding hands
Box
Folder
12 21 6.10.21.5.1 : Pizza
.1 (Item)
12 21 6.10.21.6 : Putting arm around girl
Box
Folder
12 21 6.10.21.6.1 : Milk shake
.1 (Item)
12 22 6.10.22 : Teenage Slang
Box
Folder
12 22 6.10.22.1 : Secret Language
Box
Folder
12 22 6.10.22.1.1 : Baseball
.1 (Item)
12 22 6.10.22.2 : Slang
Box
Folder
12 22 6.10.22.2.1 : Gravy
.1 (Item)
12 22 6.10.22.2.2 : Heavy
.1 (Item)
12 22 6.10.22.3 : Written slang
Box
Folder
12 22 6.10.22.3.1 : SWALBBAKWSABIDFLMOWTE
.1 (Item)
12 22 6.10.22.3.2 : S.W.A.K. and S.W.A.L.- A.K.W.S.
.1 (Item)
12 22 6.10.22.3.3 : Smurfs Smile Sexy So Smile Smurf Style.
.1 (Item)
12 22 6.10.22.3.4 : A.S.A.P.
.1 (Item)
12 22 6.10.22.3.5 : FUNEM SVFM FUNEX SVFM OK MNX
.1 (Item)
12 22 6.10.22.3.6 : ABCD puppies, LMNO puppies, OSMR(SAR), S(C)MP.
.3 (Items)
12 22 6.10.22.4 : Religious
Box
Folder
12 22 6.10.22.4.1 : Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
Box
Folder
12 22 6.10.22.4.1.1 : Treasures of Trash
.1 (Item)
12 23 6.10.23 : Trouble
Box
Folder
12 23 6.10.23.1 : Dutch
.1 (Item)
12 24 6.10.24 : Weather
Box
Folder
12 24 6.10.24.1 : Blue Norther
.1 (Item)
12 24.1 6.10.25 : Clothing
Box
Folder
12 24.1 6.10.25.1 : Bra: over the shoulder boulder holder
.2 (Items)
12 24.1 6.10.25.2 : Girdle: hinder binder
.1 (Item)
12 24.1 6.10.25.3 : Old dress: potatoe sack/hop sack
.1 (Item)
12 24.1 6.10.25.4 : Little girl socks: pedal pushers
.1 (Item)
12 24.1 6.10.25.5 : Snarky
.1 (Item)
12 24.1 6.10.25.6 : Rattler
.1 (Item)
12 24.1 6.10.25.7 : Hoppies (Sweater/Sweatshirt)
.1 (Item)
12 24.1 6.10.25.8 : U-trow (underwear/undertrousers)
.1 (Item)
12 24.2 6.10.26 : Make Up
Box
Folder
12 24.2 6.10.26.1 : War paint
.1 (Item)
12 25 6.10.0 : Miscellaneous Folk Vocabulary
Box
Folder
12 25 6.10.0.1 : Boy - Howdy!
.2 (Items)
12 25 6.10.0.2 : Shotgun
.1 (Item)
12 25 6.10.0.3 : John Henry
.1 (Item)
12 25 6.10.0.4 : Dubs
.1 (Item)
12 25 6.10.0.5 : Played whaley
.1 (Item)
12 25 6.10.0.6 : Cabin Fever
.1 (Item)
12 25 6.10.0.7 : Discomboomerated
.1 (Item)
12 26 6.11 : Curses and Vexes
Box
Folder
12 26 6.11.1 : May a curse befall you unless you are not my child who suckled here. (Kenyan)
.1 (Item)
12 26 6.11.2 : I hope you have a daughter just like you!
.2 (Items)
12 27 6.0 : Miscellaneous
Box
Folder
12 27 6.0.1 : Know what? That's what
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.2 : Two's company, three's a crowd
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.3 : You look good as you want to, better than you're supposed to, so go on with your bad self
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.4 : Not enough room to cuss a cat without getting fur in your mouth
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.5 : Ola, Cola
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.6 : We must, we must, we must increase our bust
.3 (Items)
12 27 6.0.7 : Hi-Lo (camp call)
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.8 : Some people would complain if you hung them with a new rope
.3 (Items)
12 27 6.0.9 : Short term pain vs. Long term pain
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.10 : In promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities . .
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.11 : Pretty Little Kristie
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.12 : Family names rhyme
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.13 : Animal calls
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.14 : We've done so much with so little for so long that we can now do anything with nothing
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.15 : Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.16 : Locomotive is a crazy reason for doing it
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.17 : You're jumping to conclusions so fast, you're going to lose your breath
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.18 : Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.19 : Jesus is an unseen guest at every meal, the silent listener to every conversation
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.20 : Penalties may be delayed but they are sure to come
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.21 : One kind deed is like a tiny seed -- it grows
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.22 : Smile -- it makes people wonder what you've been doing
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.23 : My heart was in my throat
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.24 : Heart to heart talk
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.25 : I had a change of heart
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.26 : Lost in the Ozone.
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.27 : Burnout.
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.28 : Radio Jargon
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.29 : T.V. Tidbit Night.
.1 (Item)
12 27 6.0.30 : Monday Week
.1 (Item)

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7. :  Folk Poetry
Container(s)
Description
Box
Folder
13 1 7.1 : Folk Rhymes
Box
Folder
13 1 7.1.1 : When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout! (Folder 1)
.2 (Items)
13 1 7.1.2 : Spring has sprung, fall has fell; summer's (winter's) here and it's hotter (colder) than-usual
.6 (Items)
13 1 7.1.3 : Little fly upon the wall, ain't you got no home at all?
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.4 : A big silver dollar and a little cent rolling along togther they went . .
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.5 : A gum chewing girl and a cud chewing cow, there is a difference I will allow. The difference is, I have it now, the intelligent (thoughtful) look on the face of the cow
.5 (Items)
13 1 7.1.6 : Fat and Skinny went to bed. Fat rolled over and skinny was dead
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.7 : He's (She's) mad and I'm glad
.5 (Items)
13 1 7.1.8 : "I'm going now to run away," said little Sammy Green one day
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.9 : Once a task you have begun, never leave it 'till you're done. Be the labor large or small, do it well or not at all
.3 (Items)
13 1 7.1.10 : Betty and Belinda Ames had the pleasantest of games, was to hide from one another Marmaduke, their baby brother. .
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.11 : Near the beautiful Mira River lived a minister sedate. He was courting a young lady . .
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.12 : Daughter of mine, can you guess my dreams?
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.13 : When I was a lad no bigger me dad, I came out of a payswad. .
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.14 : Tobacco is a filthy weed because the devil sows the seed. It strains your fingers and curls your toes and makes a chimney of your nose
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.15 : Fools' names and fools' faces, always appear in public places
.4 (Items)
13 1 7.1.16 : There came along a poor man's son, who said, "I won't live like you have begun."
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.17 : If all our problems were hung on a line, you'd take yours and I'd take mine
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.18 : Always wanting what is not, never satisfied with what you've got
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.19 : Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck
.2 (Items)
13 1 7.1.20 : Ask not what your mother can do for you. Ask what you can do for your mother!
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.21 : May your horse never stumble, your spurs never rust . .
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.22 : Whisperin's lyin'; lyin's sin; when you get to Heaven, they won't let you in
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.23 : Money walks, bull[crap] talks
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.24 : It's hard for kids to always do what they are told, because they're told so much!"
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.25 : One [boy] working is a boy working, two boys working is ½ a boy working, three boys working is no boys working at all
.4 (Items)
13 1 7.1.26 : The night was dark and dreary, the moon was full of blood. There was a murder in the night a dead potato bug
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.27 : Ain't you got no paper? Ain't you got no pen? Ain't you know I'm ‘bout to die from want of words from you?
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.28 : Women's faults are many. Men have only two; everything they say, and everything they do
.5 (Items)
13 1 7.1.29 : Anyone old enough to mess up, is old enough to clean up
.1 (Item)
13 1 7.1.30 : Pot, pot, give me some pot. Forget who you are, you can be what you're not
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13 1 7.1.31 : There was an old woman, all skin and bones... (light poem about death)
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13 1 7.1.32 : Twinkle Twinkle little star..
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13 1 7.1.33 : When light pulls the curtain, and pins it with a star, remember someone loves you, no matter where you are
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13 2 7.2 : Limericks
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13 2 7.2.1 : Another young man from Woonsocket. .
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13 2 7.2.2 : There was a young miss from Decatur. .
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13 2 7.2.3 : Billie Jones, the son of a brewer, saw a girl and he thought that he knew her. .
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13 2 7.2.4 : A man who was living in Niger, once went for a ride on a tiger. .
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13 2 7.2.5 : A family living in Wooster, was annoyed very much by a rooster . .
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13 2 7.2.6 : Another sweet gal from Fall River was sent out to purchase some liver . .
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13 2 7.2.7 : A cute little miss from Pawtucket had a bustle as big as a bucket. .
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13 2 7.2.8 : There was a man from the city that spied what he thought was a kitty . .
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13 2 7.2.9 : There was a girl from La Grace, who's corsets grew too tight to lace . .
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13 2 7.2.10 : There once was a lady from Norway who hung from her heels in the doorway. .
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13 2 7.2.11 : I never met an abominable snowman. .
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13 2 7.2.12 : Thunder was a big black man. .
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13 2 7.2.13 : There once was a lass from Madrass. .
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13 2 7.2.14 : There once was a man named Dave..
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13 2 7.2.15 : Oh Marian Nancy she did a dancy
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13 2 7.2.16 : A wonderful bird is the pelican, his beak can hold more than his belly can. .
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13 2 7.2.17 : There once was a guy named LaVell that coached BYU football quite well . .
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13 2 7.2.18 : There was an old man of Black heath, who sat on his set of false teeth . .
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13 2 7.2.19 : Little Willy, full of glee, pushed his sister into the sea. .
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13 2 7.2.20 : There was an old man from Peru who dreamt he was eating his shoe . .
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13 2 7.2.21 : Here once was a man from Boston who bought an Austin . .
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13 2 7.2.22 : There was a young lady from France..
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13 2 7.2.23 : Two girls up at college couldn't wait-o..
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13 2 7.3 : Bodily Function Rhymes and Sayings
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13 3 7.3.1 : Flatulence and Scatological
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13 3 7.3.1.1 : Wherever you may be, let your wind go free. In church or chapel, let it rattle.
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13 3 7.3.1.2 : Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot the better you feel so why not eat beans at every meal?
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13 3 7.3.1.3 : Here I sit all broken hearted, paid my dime and only farted. Then one day I took a chance, I saved my dime and filled my pants
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13 3 7.3.1.4 : Fart. Shooting ducks again
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13 3 7.3.1.5 : Silent but deadly
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13 3 7.3.1.6 : He who smelt it dealt it
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13 3 7.3.1.7 : Crap or fart, hope it ain't my heart
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13 3 7.3.1.8 : Order in the court, judge is eating beans
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13 3 7.3.1.9 : Milk, milk lemonade, turn the corner and fudge is made
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13 3 7.3.1.10 : Excuse me sir, I was not rude, it was not for me, it was my food, and if this noise, did offend, be grateful it wasn't the other end
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13 3 7.3.1.11 : Don't be sad, don't be blue, everybodies let a few..
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13 4 7.3.2 : Urinating
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13 4 7.3.2.1 : No matter how much you whittle and dance, the last drop falls in your pants.
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13 4 7.3.2.2 : If I breathe a sigh of relief, it is because I'm in the belief that when you make your bladder flatter, you'll feel just a little gladder
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13 4 7.3.2.3 : Here I am pulling you out of your nice warm cot
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13 4 7.3.2.4 : Man who stand on toilet, high on pot
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13 5 7.3.3 : Belching
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13 5 7.3.3.1 : I'd rather urp the burp and suffer the blame
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13 5 7.3.3.2 : Pardon me for being rude, it wasn't me it was my food. .
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13 5 7.3.3.3 : Better to burp and taste it than to fart and waste it
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13 5 7.3.3.4 : Burp? Did you get any on ya?
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13 5 7.3.3.5 : Belch. There's a kiss for you!
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13 5 7.3.3.6 : Burp. It always tastes better the second time around
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13 5 7.3.3.7 : Burp. Save some chunks for the soup
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13 5 7.3.3.8 : Not bad manners, just good beer
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13 5 7.3.3.9 : I want the chunks, you can keep the juice
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13 5 7.3.3.10 : Burp. Bring it up again, and we'll vote on it
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13 5 7.3.3.11 : Anything natural is not to be scorned
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13 6 7.3.4 : Nose
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13 6 7.3.4.1 : When you're dancing with your honey and your nose is getting runny.
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13 6 7.3.4.2 : I kissed my girl the other night. 'Twas pleasure I was seeking. I missed her mouth and hit her nose and the gosh darn thing was leaking
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13 6 7.3.4.3 : You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. .
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13 7 7.3.5 : Spitting
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13 7 7.3.5.1 : Order in the court, judge has got to spit. If you don't know how to swim you better get.
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13 7 7.3.0 : Miscellaneous bodily function sayings
13 8 7.4 : Rhymes and Sayings about Love, Romance, Sex, Marriage
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13 8 7.4.1 : Dear lady, be cautious of cupid; list well to the lines of this verse.
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13 8 7.4.2 : My dearest darling ducky, I know your ears are mucky. I do not mind, love is blind, my dearest darling ducky
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13 8 7.4.3 : I hear ya knockin', but ya can't come in. I'm in my nightie and it's very thin
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13 8 7.4.4 : Nice night in June; star shine big moon
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13 8 7.4.5 : He's teaching her arithmetic. He said it was his mission. He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said it was addition
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13 8 7.4.6 : The higher up the berry tree, the sweeter grow the berries. The more you hug and kiss a girl, the more she wants to marry
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13 8 7.4.7 : Temptation, temptation, John is at the station. Mary's three, all naked and bare, temptation, temptation
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13 8 7.4.8 : GI haircut, GI hat, GI this and GI that. GI love you, GI do, GI hope you love me too
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13 8 7.4.9 : Now I lay me down to sleep, I wish I had a man for keeps
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13 8 7.4.10 : He asked me for a date, I seriously objected. I knew it would be great but I might not be respected
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13 8 7.4.11 : Beware of guys with eyes of brown
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13 8 7.4.12 : I saw the train go round the bend, goodbye my lover, goodbye
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13 8 7.4.13 : There are meteors of accent, there are meteors of tone, but the very best meteor is to meet her alone
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13 8 7.4.14 : Spring on spring--offspring
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13 8 7.4.15 : She went up the winding stairs, and I went up behind her
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13 8 7.4.16 : Pregnancy: three months are dreary, three months are cheery, three months are weary
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13 8 7.4.17 : Love doesn't make the world go around, it just makes the ride worthwhile
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13 8 7.4.18 : I love you little, I love you mighty. I wish your pajamas were next to my nighty. Now don't get angry with what I have said, for I mean on the clothesline and not in bed
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13 8 7.4.19 : When you get old having sex is like trying to play pool with a rope
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13 8 7.4.20 : Oh love is a funny thing, it makes a man a fool. It takes away his appetite and wears away his tool
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13 8 7.4.21 : I sure wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers
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13 8 7.4.22 : Incest is best
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13 8 7.4.23 : A lover's moon is a full moon
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13 8 7.4.24 : She had a Sunday School look in her eye, and he had a Saturday night look in his
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13 8 7.4.25 : You're not a man till you've split the black oak
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13 8 7.4.26 : Left, left, left, right, left, my panties are creeping, my bra's too tight, my head is achin', oh what a night
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13 8 7.4.27 : Mike McGee MeGann was a henpecked man
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13 8 7.4.28 : The higher the mountain the cooler the breeze; the younger the couple the tighter the squeeze
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13 8 7.4.29 : Twins are bad, triplets worse. Sleep alone, safety first.
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13 8 7.4.30 : If love opens many doors, apparently we've walked into a broom closet.
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13 8 7.4.31 : He's a photographer; he likes to turn off the lights and see what develops.
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13 8 7.4.32 : Wow, she pulled off a snow job that out does Jack Frost.
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13 8 7.4.33 : Your papa's not your papa, but your papa don't know
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13 8 7.4.34 : He who has not visited his neighbors-thinks his wife is only cook.
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13 8 7.4.35 : Love kindles a flame in the heart.
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13 8 7.4.36 : You can predict when water will boil but you can't predict when a man will.
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13 8 7.4.37 : Love is blind.
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13 8 7.4.38 : I'm going to be an old maid and teach my kids to be the same.
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13 9 7.5 : Political Rhymes and Sayings
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13 9 7.5.1 : ____'s the one; ____'s our man. ____ belongs in the garbage can. (Folder 9)
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13 9 7.5.2 : ____'s in the White House, waiting to be elected. ___'s in the garbage can waiting to be collected Who's going to win ___ is going to win
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13 9 7.5.3 : Now, it may seem this story is stretching the truth, this truly remarkable story of Ruth. (Family poem)
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13 9 7.5.4 : Spock, Spock the baby doc, leads a peace march down the block
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13 9 7.5.5 : Nut cutting
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13 9 7.5.6 : Ronald Reagan, he's no good, send him back to Hollywood
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13 9 7.5.7 : Humphrey's muskie
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13 9 7.5.8 : Whistle while you work; Hitler was a jerk; Mussolini pulled his weenie and now it doesn't work
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13 9 7.5.9 : My peanut has a first name it's J-I-M-M-Y. My peanut has a second name it's C-A-R-T-E-R. Oh, Ihate to eat it every day, and if you ask me why I'll say, cause Jimmy Carter has a way with messing up the U.S.A
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13 9 7.5.10 : Jingle bells, Nixon smells, Kennedy's on his way.
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13 9 7.5.11 : Let Oklahoma fight Japan. They took California without losing a man.
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13 9 7.5.12 : The opposite of progress, is Congress
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13 9 7.5.13 : If John F. Kennedy is elected President, we'll all have to go to school on Saturday.
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13 9 7.5.14 : Now we have 2 senators that think the world is flat (said in response to Mormon victory (Hatch) for the senate the day after the 76th Utah Election).
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13 9 7.5.15 : [Senator Jesse Helms] has been around since Christ was a corporal.
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13 9 7.5.16 : A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.
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13 9 7.5.17 : Bureau of Lazy Men (Bureau of Land Management-BLM)
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13 9 7.5.18 : Remember Washington, Remember Lee, Remember Lincoln, who set you free
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13 10 7.0 : Miscellaneous
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13 10 7.0.1 : When God looked upon Adam.
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13 10 7.0.2 : If wishes were fishes we'd all have a fry
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13 10 7.0.3 : When I was a little girl just so high, Mama took a little stick and made me cry
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13 10 7.0.4 : Each time I pass a church I always pay a visit, so when at last I'm carried in the Lord won't say, "Who is it?"
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13 10 7.0.5 : Goodbye in fear, goodbye in sorrow, goodbye, and all in vain
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13 10 7.0.6 : Absolute knowledge have I none. . . That said he knowed when the war would end
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13 10 7.0.7 : Uncle Ben shot a hen. Jibber, jabber, amen
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13 10 7.0.8 : We don't smoke, and we don't chew, and we don't go (date) with boys that do
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13 10 7.0.9 : If you try and don't succeed, don't hang your head in shame, be smart enough to find, someone else to blame
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13 10 7.0.10 : I woke up on Monday morning, I gazed upon the wall. The spiders and the bedbugs were having a game of ball
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13 10 7.0.11 : Hitch-hike, ride a bike, up a road and down the pike
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13 10 7.0.12 : When I was a little boy, my mother kept me in, but now I'm a big boy and can fight the seargant King, I can handle a musket, and I can smoke a pipe, and I can kiss a pretty girl at 12:00 at night
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8. :  Proverbs, Proverb-like Sayings, Homilies
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14 1 8.A1 : All's fair in love and war. (Folder 1)
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14 1 8.A2 : Anything worth doing is worth doing well (right)
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14 1 8.A3 : Always face the sun and your shadow will fall behind you
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8.A4 : Another day, another dollar
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14 1 8.A5 : As long as I owe you, you will never go broke
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14 1 8.A6 : Alcohol reveals what the mind conceals
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14 1 8.A7 : An apple a day keeps the doctor away
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14 1 8.A8 : Any damn fool can play if he gets the cards
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14 1 8.A9 : Act like somebody, God doesn't take time to make nobody
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14 1 8.A10 : Anyone who walks around on cat feet will probably hear all the bad about themselves
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14 1 8.A11 : Are you working hard or hardly working?
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14 1 8.A12 : Always remember where ever you go, there you are
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14 1 8.A13 : Absence makes the heart grow fonder
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14 1 8.A14 : An idle mind/hand is the devil's workshop.
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14 1 8.A15 : A man's perfection is his work.
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14 1 8.A16 : A teacher affects eternity. He never knows where his influence stops.
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14 1 8.A17 : As a rule man's a fool, when it's hot he wants it cool, when it's cool he wants it hot, always wanting what it's not, never wanting what he's got.
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14 1 8.A18 : Action talks: talk takes the walk.
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14 1 8.A19 : All a man's ways seem right to him, but the Lord weighs the heart.
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14 1 8.A20 : An anybody is a potential outlet for anything.
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14 1 8.A21 : Another day is more time lost. . .
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14 1 8.A22 : As the twig is bent, so grows the tree.
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14 1 8.A23 : Actions speak louder than words.
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14 1 8.A24 : Aanhin pa ang damo pag patay na ang kabayo (What do you do with the hay if the horse is already dead)
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14 1 8.A25 : Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika ay higit pa sa malansang isda (If you don't love your national language you are worse than a smelly fish)
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14 1 8.A26 : Any fool can count the seeds in an apple, only God can count all the apples in one seed
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14 1 8.A27 : A man's reach should extend his grasp.
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14 1 8.A28 : A place for everything, and everything in its place.
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14 1 8.A29 : Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
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14 2 8.B1 : Better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. (Folder 2)
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14 2 8.B2 : The better the day, the better the deed
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14 2 8.B3 : Beauty is only skin deep
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14 2 8.B4 : Boys and school don't mix
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14 2 8.B5 : A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush (field)
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14 2 8.B6 : Be on your toes
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14 2 8.B7 : Before marriage keep your eyes wide open; after marriage keep your eyes half closed
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14 2 8.B8 : Better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt
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14 2 8.B9 : Beaus don't go where cobwebs grow. (Where cobwebs grow, there come no beaux.)
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14 2 8.B10 : Better a wee fire to warm ye than a big fire to burn ye
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14 2 8.B11 : Be good and you'll be lonely
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14 2 8.B12 : Burning the candle from both ends
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14 2 8.B13 : Busy hands are happy hands
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14 2 8.B14 : Beggars can't be choosers
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14 2 8.B15 : Birds of a feather flock together
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14 2 8.B16 : Boys will be boys
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14 2 8.B17 : Behind every smile are teeth
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14 2 8.B18 : Boredom is a state of mind
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14 2 8.B19 : The bullfrog knows more about rain than the almanac
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14 2 8.B20 : Be good, and if you can't be good, be good at it
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14 2 8.B21 : Better happy than wise.
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14 2 8.B22 : Better early than late.
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14 2 8.B23 : Better buy than borrow.
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14 2 8.B24 : Beware of half truths; you may have the wrong half.
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14 2 8.B25 : Better to be five or ten minutes late and to get there alive.
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14 2 8.B26 : Birds hear day words, rats hear night words.
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14 2 8.B27 : The best way to get darkness out of a room is to fill it with light.
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14 2 8.B28 : Be yourself if you ever want to be somebody.
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14 2 8.B29 : Borrow trouble for yourself, if that is your nature, but don't lend it to your neighbor.
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14 2 8.B30 : Be wise and beware, of clothing take care.
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14 2 8.B31 : Burning the midnight oil.
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14 2 8.B32 : Better to know less than to know much that isn't so.
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14 2 8.B33 : By the streets of by and by, we reach the house of never.
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14 2 8.B34 : Better to be safe than sorry.
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14 2 8.B35 : A barking dog doesn't bite until he stops.
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14 2 8.B36 : The best cure is prevention.
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14 2 8.B37 : Bad luck always comes in threes.
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14 3 8.C1 : A change is as good as a rest. (Folder 3)
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14 3 8.C2 : Curiosity killed the cat
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14 3 8.C3 : Chase a boy and he'll run away
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14 3 8.C4 : Cold hands warm heart
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14 3 8.C5 : Children should be seen and not heard
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14 3 8.C6 : The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what we want most for what we want at the moment
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14 3 8.C7 : Clean teeth and fresh breath make for a better athlete
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14 3 8.C8 : Change the name and not the letter, change for worse and not for better
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14 3 8.C9 : The calm before the storm
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14 3 8.C10 : The cow doesn't miss her tail till fly-time
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14 3 8.C11 : Cars and school don't mix
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14 3 8.C12 : A Constipated brain often leads to diarrhea in the mouth
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14 3 8.C13 : Cut hair in the dark brings sorrow to your heart.
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14 3 8.C14 : Cheaters never prosper.
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14 3 8.C15 : Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
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14 3 8.C16 : Clam diggers walk with bare feet down the wrong side of the road.
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14 3 8.C17 : The common man is no longer common, and is getting less common all the time.
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14 3 8.C18 : It's a cinch by the inch, but hard by the yard.
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14 3 8.C19 : A crown of a brave promise is fulfillment.
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14 3 8.C20 : Clean the corners, and the middle will take care of itself.
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14 3 8.C21 : Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
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14 4 8.D1 : Don't cry over spilt milk. (Folder 4)
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14 4 8.D2 : Don't get so broad that you can't get through the narrow gate
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14 4 8.D3 : Don't count your chickens before their hatched
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14 4 8.D4 : Don't choke on the tail
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14 4 8.D5 : Do unto others as others shall do unto you
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14 4 8.D6 : Don't take ten minutes to boil a three minute egg
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14 4 8.D7 : Different strokes for different folks
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14 4 8.D8 : The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys
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14 4 8.D9 : Do not worry about tomorrow, because you do not even know what may happen today
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14 4 8.D10 : Don't believe everything you hear and only half you see
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14 4 8.D11 : The darkest hour comes just before the dawn
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14 4 8.D12 : Damned if you do, damned if you don't
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14 4 8.D13 : Do it right the first time so you won't have to do it again
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14 4 8.D14 : Don't get the butter too close to the fire
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14 4 8.D15 : Don't fall in love with someone who isn't nice to animals and old people
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14 4 8.D16 : Don't judge another person until you have walked in their shoes
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14 4 8.D17 : Don't fight forces, use them
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14 4 8.D18 : Don't be sure of something unless you've gone over it seven times. (Japanese)
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14 4 8.D19 : Don't buy a pig in a poke
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14 4 8.D20 : Don't let your feelings of the moment get mixed up with your long range goals
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14 4 8.D21 : A drunk man tells no lies
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14 4 8.D22 : Don't get even, get ahead
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14 4 8.D23 : Don't ask someone to do something for you that you can do for yourself
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14 4 8.D24 : The devil knows more for being old than for being devil
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14 4 8.D25 : Don't cut your nose off just to spite your face.
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14 4 8.D26 : Don't break you(r) left arm patting yourself on the back.
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14 4 8.D27 : Doing nothing for others is the melody of ourselves.
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14 4 8.D28 : Do as I say, not as I do.
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14 4 8.D29 : The drunk and the sinner freeze even in the thickest coat.
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14 4 8.D30 : Don't put off tomorrow what you can do today. . .
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14 4 8.D31 : Doing good to others is not a duty, it is a joy for it increases your health and happiness.
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14 4 8.D32 : Don't try to avoid the mistakes your parents make. You'll only make the same mistakes your grandparents made
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14 4 8.D33 : Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
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14 4 8.D34 : Don't do evil because when a father eats salt his son is thirsty.
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14 4 8.D35 : Dead men tell no lies.
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14 4 8.D36 : Don't bite its hand that feeds you.
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14 4 8.D37 : Don't judge lest you be judged.
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14 4 8.D38 : Don't knock it unless you have tried it.
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14 4 8.D39 : Do not wait for great things but do little things well.
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14 4 8.D40 : Do the best you can with what you have.
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14 4 8.D41 : Don't try to live forever you will not succeed.
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14 4 8.D42 : Do what you love doing, and you'll never work a day in your life.
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14 4 8.D43 : Don't jump ship in the middle of the stream.
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14 4 8.D44 : Don't sacrifice what you want most for what you want at the moment.
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14 4 8.D45 : Did you take your crazy pills to day?
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14 4 8.D46 : Do it nice or do it twice.
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14 4 8.D47 : Don't get your panties in a bundle.
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14 4 8.D48 : Don't worry about the middle, butter the edges.
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14 4 8.D49 : During a storm you should seek shelter under a tree and not clouds.
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14 4 8.D50 : Don't count your consequence-eggs until they hatch.
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14 5 8.E1 : Each generation is better than the last. (Folder 5)
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14 5 8.E2 : Every dog has its day
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14 5 8.E3 : Early to rise starts the day right
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14 5 8.E4 : The easy way makes men and rivers crooked
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14 5 8.E5 : The end justifies the means
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14 5 8.E6 : Even though you're on the right track, if you don't get moving, you'll get run over
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14 5 8.E7 : An eye for an eye will only make all Indians blind. (Mahatma Gandhi)
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14 5 8.E8 : Early to bed, early to rise, makes a person healthy, wealthy and wise
.4 (Items)
14 5 8.E9 : Every man needs a wife, because sooner or later you'll find something that you just can't blame the government for
.1 (Item)
14 5 8.E10 : An empty wagon has always rattled the most
.1 (Item)
14 5 8.E11 : Every dark cloud has a silver lining
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14 5 8.E12 : Even an old barn looks better painted
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14 5 8.E13 : Even a dog will find a stick if he walks far enough
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14 5 8.E14 : An empty shed needs no roof
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14 5 8.E15 : Everybody's bag of rocks is heavy.
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14 5 8.E16 : To err is human, but wearing out the eraser before the pencil is going too far.
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14 5 8.E17 : Egotism is the art of seeing qualities in yourself which others cannot see.
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14 5 8.E18 : Every man has his price.
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14 5 8.E19 : Early birds get the worm, worms that get early are for the birds.
.3 (Items)
14 5 8.E20 : Eyes that don't see, feel less.
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14 5 8.E21 : Eat it down to the flowers.
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14 5 8.E22 : En Boca Cerrada no entran Moscas.
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14 5 8.E23 : Every man complains of his memory, but no man of his judgement.
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14 5 8.E24 : Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
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14 5 8.E25 : Everybody who got to where he is had to begin where he was.
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14 5 8.E26 : Empty the mind of evil by filling it with good.
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14 5 8.E27 : Experience is the mother of sciences.
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14 5 8.E28 : Expect the unexpected.
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14 5 8.E29 : To err is human; to forgive is not departmental policy.
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14 5 8.E30 : Expect the unexpected
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14 5 8.E31 : Even a clock that doesn't work, is right twice a day.
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14 5 8.E32 : Everything happens for a reason.
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14 6 8.F1 : The frost will bring the piggy home. (Folder 6)
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14 6 8.F2 : First relative is your neighbor
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14 6 8.F3 : Fire to boil; coals to broil
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14 6 8.F4 : The faint hearted man never gets the fair lady
.1 (Item)
14 6 8.F5 : The fish who leaves the protection of the school, is the one who gets eaten by the shark
.1 (Item)
14 6 8.F6 : Fish and guests stink after three days
.1 (Item)
14 6 8.F7 : Familiarity breeds contempt
.1 (Item)
14 6 8.F8 : There are many fish in the sea/ocean
.1 (Item)
14 6 8.F9 : A family that prays together stays together
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14 6 8.F10 : Fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without
.4 (Items)
14 6 8.F11 : Fools walk where angels fear to tread
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14 6 8.F12 : Friends don't need explanations and enemies won't accept them
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14 6 8.F13 : Fools and children should never see anything half done
.2 (Items)
14 6 8.F14 : For every minute you're angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness
.1 (Item)
14 6 8.F15 : A floor without a rug is like a kiss without a hug.
.1 (Item)
14 6 8.F16 : Fear less, hope more, eat less, chew more, whine less, breathe more, talk less, say more, hate less, love more, and all good things are yours.
.1 (Item)
14 6 8.F17 : Fly while you still have wings.
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14 6 8.F18 : The fire you kindle for your enemy often burns you more than him
.1 (Item)
14 6 8.F19 : Forwarned is forearmed
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14 7 8.G1 : A guy can put his hand as far up a girl's leg as her skirt comes down without feeling guilty. (Folder 7)
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14 7 8.G2 : A giggle a day keeps the glums away
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14 7 8.G3 : A good horse is one who farts good, and by the same way you can tell a good man
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14 7 8.G4 : The guy who dies with the most toys wins
.1 (Item)
14 7 8.G5 : God gave us two ends, one to sit on and one to use, your success depends on the one you choose, heads you win, tails you lose
.2 (Items)
14 7 8.G6 : The greatest leaders are always the greatest servers first
.1 (Item)
14 7 8.G7 : Grass doesn't grow on a race-track
.1 (Item)
14 7 8.G8 : Good fences make good neighbors
.2 (Items)
14 7 8.G9 : Good from far, but far from good
.2 (Items)
14 7 8.G10 : God love you (Irish)
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14 7 8.G11 : God is not dead or sick
.1 (Item)
14 7 8.G12 : Gray hair is a sign of wisdom
.1 (Item)
14 7 8.G13 : The Grass is always greener on the other side
.5 (Items)
14 7 8.G14 : Go big or go home.
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14 7 8.G15 : Gentle as a dead pig, is what the man said. But when I got on him, that pig wasn't dead.
.1 (Item)
14 7 8.G16 : Go straight to the heart of danger, there you will find safety
.1 (Item)
14 7 8.G17 : Get back on the horse.
.1 (Item)
14 7 8.G18 : Good things come in little packages
.1 (Item)
14 7 8.G19 : Greed opens the doors of trouble.
.1 (Item)
14 7 8.G20 : Give a person a loaf of bread, he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to make bread, and he'll be able to eat the rest of his life.
.1 (Item)
14 7 8.G21 : Good luck doing it better
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14 8 8.H1 : Haste makes waste. (Folder 8)
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14 8 8.H2 : Honor to him to whom honor belongs. (Finnish)
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14 8 8.H3 : He who does a good turn should never remember it; he who receives a good turn should never forget it
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H4 : A hole in the bread means jam in the hand
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H5 : He who tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H6 : Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, take what comes
.2 (Items)
14 8 8.H7 : The hurrier I go, the behinder I get
.7 (Items)
14 8 8.H8 : He who marries for money earns it
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H9 : He who buys what he does not need will someday need what he cannot buy
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H10 : Hindsight is better than foresight
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14 8 8.H11 : He who gathers his own fire wood warms himself twice
.2 (Items)
14 8 8.H12 : Hang on to your temper: the emptier the teakettle the quicker it boils
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H13 : Happy are thou who dream dreams and have the courage to play the part to make the dreams come true
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H14 : If you want to be happy for an hour, get drunk. If you want to be happy for a week, get married. If you want to be happy forever, learn to fish
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H15 : Here a man can keep his horizons within reach
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H16 : He who hesitates is lost (waits)
.3 (Items)
14 8 8.H17 : He that riseth late must trot all day
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H18 : He who is impatient, waits twice
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H19 : How can we pay for (today and) tomorrow if we can't pay for today, today?
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H20 : He who knows, and knows he knows, is wise-follow . . . He who knows not, and knows he knows not, he is a child-teach him
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H21 : He who has bad breath walks alone
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H22 : He that flies from his own family has far to travel.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H23 : Honesty is the best policy.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H24 : Hungry bellies have no ears.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H25 : Hunger is a good cook.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H26 : He who lives in a glass house should dress in basement.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H27 : Hunger maketh the best sauce
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H28 : He who speaks words that he shouldn't will hear things that he won't like.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H29 : He who laughs last, laughs best
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H30 : He who does no good for others does no good for himself.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.H31 : He who has never made a mistake has never been a success.
.1 (Item)
8.H32 : He who speaks loudest, usually has the least to say.
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14 8 8.H33 : Home is where the heart is.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i1 : It will all come out in the wash. (Folder 9)
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14 8 8.i2 : If wishes were horses, beggars would ride
.6 (Items)
14 8 8.i3 : I have to bite the sour apple. (German)
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14 8 8.i4 : I will praise the guy and I will kneel down to his legs who criticizes me. (India)
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14 8 8.i5 : It is a silly dog that bites itself
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i6 : It is better to carry a rifle twenty years and not need it, than to need it for twenty minutes and not have it
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i7 : It is better to go twice a laughing than once a crying
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i8 : It bothers, but it doesn't stop me. (Venezuela)
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14 8 8.i9 : If it's not one thing, it's another
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i10: It is better to be alone than in bad company. (South American)
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14 8 8.i11 : If they haven't seen it before, they won't know what it is; and if they have, why look?
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i12 : If you lie down with fleas, you'll come up a dog
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i13 : If you want to kill time, work it to death
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i14 : It's not the hair, but what's underneath that counts
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i15 : It goes on like this for years and years and gradually gets worse
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i16 : If you sing before breakfast, you'll cry before night
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i17 : If you can't take the heat (If it gets too hot), get out of the kitchen
.2 (Items)
14 8 8.i18 : If you look back too much, soon you will be heading in that direction
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i19 : If the shoe fits, wear it
.3 (Items)
14 8 8.i20 : It is just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor man
.2 (Items)
14 8 8.i21 : If you're not the lead dog, the scenery will never change
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i22 : It's not the mountain that will get you, it's the little rock in your moccasin that will
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i23 : If you're going to dance all night, you have to pay the fiddler
.12 (Items)
14 8 8.i24 : If you fail to prepare you prepare to fail
.3 (Items)
14 8 8.i25 : If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all
.5 (Items)
14 8 8.i26 : If it's not broken, don't fix it
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i27 : If you don't have it by the age of seven, you won't have it by the age of seventy
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i28 : If you want a good calf, look at the cow. (German)
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i29 : If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
.2 (Items)
14 8 8.i30 : If you don't get it, you don't want it bad enough
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i31 : If your worry has a solution, why worry? If it doesn't have a solution, why worry?
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i32 : If everyone knew what everyone says about everyone, no one would speak to anyone
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i33 : If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there
.2 (Items)
14 8 8.i34 : It's not what you know, but who you know
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i35 : If you think education is expensive consider the cost of ignorance
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i36 : If you can't do good, don't do it
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i37 : It ain't the years, it's the miles
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i38 : If you carry a new-born calf a half mile everyday, you'll be able to carry it a half mile when it is fully grown
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i39 : If you say your prayers, and believe in what you are about to do, it will always work out
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i40 : I had no shoes and complained until I met a man who had no feet
.3 (Items)
14 8 8.i41 : If you burn a candle too much at both ends, you will have a short wick very soon in life
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i42 : If you mess with the bull, you get the horns
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i43 : It is better to aim at the sun and miss, than to aim at a cow pie and hit it
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i44 : It's better to be rich and famous than poor
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i45 : It is better for a poor belly to burst, than for good food to go to waste
.2 (Items)
14 8 8.i46 : If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it is yours; if it doesn't, it was never meant to be. (Persian)
.2 (Items)
14 8 8.i47 : "I can't" is a slugger too lazy to try
.3 (Items)
14 8 8.i48 : It doesn't matter how early you get up, the sun still sets at the same time
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i49 : It is better to wear out than rust out
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i50 : It is better to try and fail than not try at all
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i51 : It's life and only life
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i52 : If you're cross when you're hungry, you've got a Scottish stomach
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i53 : It is better to hold on to something you know you have, than to give risk it
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i54 : If you want to leave your footprints in the sands of time, you must wear the work boots
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i55 : If love is a dream, then marriage is a nightmare
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i56 : It's good to pick your friends but not to pieces
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i57 : It never rains, but what it pours.
.2 (Items)
14 8 8.i58 : f you put your brains in a tea cup, they'd rattle around like marbles in a 2 qt. dipper.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i59 : If you put your brains in a tea cup, they'd rattle around like marbles in a 2 qt. dipper.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i60 : It's not making the mistake, it's how you face the problem.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i61 : It's not dirty until it drops twice.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i62 : It's a great life if you don't weaken.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i63 : If March comes in like a lion it will go out like a lamb.
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14 8 8.i64 : If the rooster crows on the manure pile, then the weather will stay the way it is.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i65 : If you can't say it out loud, then don't say it at all.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i66 : It doesn't really matter that ye like it, 'tis only important that ye do it.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i67 : If you don't go when you've got to go, when you go to go, you see you've already gone.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i68 : If you need a helping hand, look at the end of your arm.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i69 : If you work diligently to sharpen steel, someday it will become a needle.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i70 : If something seems too good to be true, it usually is.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i71 : If you're careful and take good care of your equipment, you never get any new stuff.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i72 : It's better to have it and not need it then need it and not have it.
.2 (Items)
14 8 8.i73 : Illness comes on a racehorse but departs on foot. Painful illnesses are less dangerous than painless ones.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i74 : It is a greater compliment to be trusted than to be loved.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i75 : It is interesting that no one is completely useless even the worst of us can serve as a horrible example.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i76 : If I keep a green bough in my heart, the singing bird will come.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i77 : It is easier to keep up than to catch up.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i78 : It is impossible to burn a candle at both ends for a long time.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i79 : Industry keeps the mind clean and the body healthy.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i80 : Ill wind blows no good.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i81 : Ignorance shuts its eyes and imagines it is right.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i82 : If you cry a lot you'll pee less.
.1 (Item)
14 8 8.i83 : It's better to dwell in the corner of an attic than with a contentious woman in a wide house.
.1 (Item)
15 1 8.J1 : Just between you, me, and the gatepost. (Folder 1)
.1 (Item)
15 1 8.J2 : Joy is not in things, it is in us
.1 (Item)
15 1 8.J3 : Just goes to show that you can't trust anyone
.1 (Item)
15 1 8.J4 : Jealousy is hypocrisy.
.1 (Item)
15 1 8.J5 : The joyfulness of man prolongeth his days.
.1 (Item)
15 1 8.J6 : The journey of a thousand miles starts with one step.
.1 (Item)
15 2 8.K1 : Knowledge does not come in clean packages, nor does it easily fit into academic pigeonholes. (Folder 2)
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15 2 8.K2 : Kissin' don't last, good cookin' do
.2 (Items)
15 2 8.K3 : Keep your eyes and ears open and your mouth shut
.1 (Item)
15 2 8.K4 : Kindness is like newly fallen snow- it covers everything it falls on.
.1 (Item)
15 2 8.K5 : Keeping quiet is golden.
.1 (Item)
15 2 8.K6 : Kiss your mother with that mouth?
.1 (Item)
15 2 8.K7 : Keep your nose in your own business or you'll turn crazy as a duck on a frozen pond.
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L1 : Lazy people always have to work the hardest. (Folder 3)
.2 (Items)
15 3 8.L2 : A little bird told me
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L3 : Little things please little minds
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L4 : Laziness, did I ever offend you, get up from my work to attend you
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L5 : Life's a [expletive]. .
.3 (Items)
15 3 8.L6 : Lucky in cards, unlucky in love
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L7 : The long way is the short way
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L8 : The Lord protects little children, drunks and fools
.2 (Item)
15 3 8.L9 : A lady is a lady no matter where she is
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L10: Life's a virgin. If it were a [expletive], it would be easy
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L11 : Let your wind blow free wherever you be, for the want of a fart was the death of me
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L12 : Long may your chimney smoke. (Scottish)
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L13 : Little pictures have big ears
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L14 : The Lord helps those who help themselves
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L15 : Life is long
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L16 : Leaflets three, let it be.
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L17 : Lies have short legs.
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L18 : Look before you leap.
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L19 : Less said, less mended.
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L20 : Life is what happens to you when you are making other plans.
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L21 : Like there isn't a pepper that isn't hot, there isn't a woman that isn't jealous of her husband.
.1 (Item)
15 3 8.L22 : Laugh and eat hearty, for we know not what the morrow may bring.
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M1 : Mind your p's and q's. (Folder 4)
.2 (Items)
15 4 8.M2 : Monkey see, monkey do
.2 (Items)
15 4 8.M3 : Men are like streetcars: for every one you miss, there'll be another one along in fifteen minutes
.3 (Items)
15 4 8.M4 : The mantle of leadership is not the work (robe) of comfort but rather the robe of responsibility
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M5 : Make love not war
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M6 : Marriage is not just finding the right person, it is being the right person
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M7 : May there be just enough clouds in your life to cause a happy sunset
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M8 : May the road rise to meet you
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M9 : Money is the root of all evil
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M10: Marriage is just like a hot shower, once you get in and get used to it, it's not so hot
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M11 : The more you stir in [crap], the more it stinks
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M12 : The measure of a man is how he treats those who can do him absolutely no good
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M13 : Make new friends but keep the old, one is silver, the other gold
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M14 : The more you know, the more you know you don't know
.2 (Items)
15 4 8.M15 : Many hands make light work
.3 (Items)
15 4 8.M16 : The mystery of life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M17 : A man with a thick head makes for a thin conversation
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M18 : A man works from sun to sun, but a woman's work is never done
.2 (Items)
15 4 8.M19 : Make haste slowly
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M20 : Man who walks on hill is not on the level
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M21 : A mistake is evidence that someone tried
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M22 : Marijuana is the only grass capable of mowing down the gardner
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M23 : Most people are in favor of progress, it's the changes they don't like
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M24 : Man proposes, God disposes.
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M25 : Misfortune never comes single.
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M26 : Man who eats many prunes, sits on toilet for many moons.
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M27 : A man convinced against his mill is of the same opinion still.
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M28 : Morning glow brings bad weather, evening glow brings good weather.
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M29 : A man who chops his own wood, gets warm twice.
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M30 : My own teeth before my relatives.
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M31 : Men are beasts and not even beasts behave as they do.
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M32 : Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill.
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M33 : Mind over matter, if you don't mind, it won't matter.
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M34 : Where much is given, much is expected.
.1 (Item)
15 4 8.M35 : The more you procrastinate or wait, the more difficult the job becomes.
.1 (Item)
15 5 8.N1 : A new broom sweeps clean. (Folder 5)
.1 (Item)
15 5 8.N2 : No rest for the wicked
.2 (Items)
15 5 8.N3 : A nagging wife may save your life
.1 (Item)
15 5 8.N4 : Never say die
.1 (Item)
15 5 8.N5 : Never hit your mother with a shovel . .
.1 (Item)
15 5 8.N6 : No brain, no pain
.1 (Item)
15 5 8.N7 : Never judge a book by its cover
.1 (Item)
15 5 8.N8 : Never play leap frog with a unicorn
.1 (Item)
15 5 8.N9 : Never assume things, it makes an ass out of u and me
.3 (Items)
15 5 8.N10: Nature in the raw is seldom mild
.1 (Item)
15 5 8.N11 : Never put off tomorrow that what you can do today
.1 (Item)
15 5 8.N12 : Never say never, you're not dead, yet
.1 (Item)
15 5 8.N13 : No matter how fast you walk you will never run away from time
.1 (Item)
15 5 8.N14 : Never look a gift horse straight in the mouth.
.3 (Items)
15 5 8.N15 : The way to be nothing is to do nothing.
.1 (Item)
15 5 8.N16 : Nobody cares how much you know until they know how much you care.
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15 5 8.N17 : No dear is big enough or important enough to jeopordize the life of another man.
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15 5 8.N18 : There's no harm in wanting.
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15 5 8.N19 : Nothing comes from dreaming but dreams.
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15 5 8.N20 : A needle thief becomes a cow thief.
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15 5 8.N21 : Never judge a man before his time.
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15 5 8.N22 : Nothing in life is to be learned it is only to the understood.
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15 5 8.N23 : Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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15 5 8.N24 : No act of kindness no matter how small, is ever wasted.
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15 5 8.N25 : No matter how thin you slice it, it's still bologna.
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15 5 8.N26 : Near ink get black, near light be bright.
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15 5 8.N27 : From nothing comes nothing.
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15 5 8.N28 : No winter till the frost, no spring till the sunshine, no gladness till it is shared.
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15 5 8.N29 : Never a borrower or a lender be, for borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
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15 5 8.N30: Never pet a burning dog.
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15 6 8.O1 : Once in a while a blind pig will find an acorn. (Folder 6)
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15 6 8.O2 : Only when you have crossed the river can you say the crocodile has a lump on his snout. (African)
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15 6 8.O3 : One hand washes the other
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15 6 8.O4 : Old soldiers never die, young ones do
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15 6 8.O5 : One's own country is a strawberry and other countries are blueberries. (Finnish)
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15 6 8.O6 : Once a criminal, always a criminal
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15 6 8.O7 : One who marrieth for love without money, hath good nights and sorry days
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15 6 8.O8 : Only those foolish enough to try, succeed
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15 6 8.O9 : Of the passions of man, they aren't owned by understanding
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15 6 8.O10 : The only thing that's free in this world, is worthless advice
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15 6 8.O11 : Once a job you have begun, do not stop until it's done
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15 6 8.O12 : The only difference between a wedding and a funeral is one person
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15 6 8.O13 : Out of sight out of mind
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15 6 8.O14 : Only a fool calls it luck when God gives him a break
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15 6 8.O15 : An open mind makes for a growing mind
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15 6 8.O16 : One girl is a full day's work, two girls is a half day's work, and three girls is no work at all
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15 6 8.O17 : An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure
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15 6 8.O18 : Only begun is half done.
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15 6 8.O19 : Old enough to know better, yet young enough to do it again.
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15 6 8.O20 : Our minds are so crowded with what we have been told to look for that they have no room for accidental discoveries.
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15 6 8.O21 : One can never be the judge of anothers grief.
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15 6 8.O22 : Ours' is not to reason why, just to do.
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15 6 8.O23 : One who follows the crowd usually gets no further than the crowd.
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15 6 8.O24 : An ounce of morning is worth a pound of afternoon.
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15 6 8.O25 : The only thing I know is I don't know nothin'.
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15 6 8.O26 : In order to lead an orchestra, you must first turn your back on the crowd.
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15 7 8.P1 : Practice makes perfect. (Folder 7)
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15 7 8.P2 : Pretty is as pretty does
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15 7 8.P3 : Puppies smell their own tracks first
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15 7 8.P4 : Put something in your head, never mind what's on your back
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15 7 8.P5 : People don't care how much you know, till they know how much you care
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15 7 8.P6 : Patience is a rule of all waiting
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15 7 8.P7 : A penny saved is a penny earned
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15 7 8.P8 : A person is only as good as their word
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15 7 8.P9 : A popular speaker must have a talent for wrapping the bitter facts of life in the bandages of soft illusion
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15 7 8.P10 : Put sugar cubes on the window sill, one for a girl and two for a boy
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15 7 8.P11 : Pride feeleth no pain
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15 7 8.P12 : Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional
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15 7 8.P13 : Person who kisses another with a fever gets a hot lip
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15 7 8.P14 : Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding
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15 7 8.P15 : Poor people have poor ways
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15 7 8.P16 : Patience is a virtue possess it if you can. It is seldom found in women and never found in men
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15 7 8.P17 : When your shoe is in a knot PATIENCE can untie it. Patience can do many things, have you ever tried it?
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15 7 8.P18 : People are like a tug boat- they toot the loudest when they're in a fog.
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15 7 8.P19 : Pride goeth before a fall.
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15 7 8.P20 : Put sugar on what you say and salt on what you hear.
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15 7 8.P21 : Pray for a good harvest, but keep on plowing.
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15 7 8.P22 : People with glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
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15 7 8.P23 : Play with fire, you'll get burned
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15 7 8.P24 : Pure heart, pure mind.
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15 7 8.P25 : Of all prodigality, that of time is the worst.
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15 7 8.P26 : In prosperity, prepare for adversity.
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15 7 8.P27 : The pen is mightier than the sword.
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15 7 8.P28 : People are lonely because the waves taht shatter vessels
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15 8 8.R1 : (It is the) rock beneath the waves that shatters vessels. (Folder 8)
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15 8 8.R2 : Remember who you are
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15 8 8.R3 : Rules are for those who keep them
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15 8 8.R4 : The river roars because it is carrying boulders
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15 8 8.R5 : Remember, if you [explicitive] in your mess-kit, you've got to eat out of it sooner or later.
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15 8 8.R6 : A rolling stone gains no moss.
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15 8 8.R7 : Rise to the statue of your better self.
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15 8 8.R8 : You reap what you sow.
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15 8 8.R9 : The race is not to the swift but to the sure
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15 9 8.S1 : Stitch in time saves nine. (Folder 9)
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15 9 8.S2 : A setting hen lays no eggs
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15 9 8.S3 : Save while you may; no morning sun lasts a whole day
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15 9 8.S4 : Still waters run deep
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15 9 8.S5 : The squeaky wheel always gets the grease first
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15 9 8.S6 : She who indulges, bulges
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15 9 8.S7 : Sew on Sunday, pick every stitch out with your nose on Monday (in heaven)
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15 9 8.S8 : Stomp out the fire that is burning the brightest
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15 9 8.S9 : Smile and the world smiles with you, frown, and you frown alone
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15 9 8.S10 : She went through the forest and through the forest and ended up with a crooked stick
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15 9 8.S11 : Silence is golden. (See also: Speech 8.T6)
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15 9 8.S12 : Stew in your own juices
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15 9 8.S13 : Smoke follows beauty
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15 9 8.S14 : A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for
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15 9 8.S15 : [Crap] in one hand and wish in the other hand, see which one gets full first
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15 9 8.S16 : Sometimes it's worse to win a fight than to lose it
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15 9 8.S17 : Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war
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15 9 8.S18 : Silence is the place of tears
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15 9 8.S19 : Smile awhile and when you smile others smile, then there are mile and miles of smiles all because you smile.
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15 9 8.S20 : The show must go on, but you don't have to stay and watch it.
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15 9 8.S21 : Strike while the iron is hot.
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15 9 8.S22 : Split the difference and nail it.
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15 9 8.S23 : Some men are bigger, faster, and stronger; but no man has a corner on dreams, desire, or ambition.
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15 9 8.S24 : Silence is deadly.
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15 9 8.S25 : Save for a rainy day.
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15 9 8.S26 : Six of one and half a dozen of the other.
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15 9 8.S27 : Success is to do all you can without seeking fame.
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15 9 8.S28 : To sell a cat for a hare.
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15 9 8.S29 : Sorrows come to stretch out spaces in the heart for joy.
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15 9 8.S30 : Sing at the table, dance to bed, the devil will get you when you are dead.
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15 9 8.S31 : Show me someone who loses well and I'll show you a loser.
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15 9 8.S32 : The sleeping shrimp is swept away by the current.
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15 9 8.S33 : Someone's got to bring home the bacon.
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15 10 8.T1 : They also serve who only stand and wait. (Folder 10)
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15 10 8.T2 : Two small antelopes can beat a big one
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15 10 8.T3 : Too many cooks spoil the broth
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15 10 8.T4 : There's more than one way to skin a cat
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15 10 8.T5 : There is some good in the worst of us and some bad in the best of us; so it doesn't behoove any of us to talk about the rest of us
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15 10 8.T6 : Talking is silver; silence is gold. (German) (See also Speech 8.S11)
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15 10 8.T7 : Two's company, three's a crowd
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15 10 8.T8 : Tell me who your friends are, and I will tell you what you are
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15 10 8.T9 : To make a friend you first have to be a friend
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15 10 8.T10 : They are frogs of the well. (East Indian)
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15 10 8.T11 : That saves the headache. (German)
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15 10 8.T12 : There is little chance for people to get together as long as most of us want to be in the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the middle of the road
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15 10 8.T13 : That's the way the cookie crumbles
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15 10 8.T14 : Three sheets to the wind (Irish)
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15 10 8.T15 : The game's not over until the fat lady sings
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15 10 8.T16 : Take a lazy man's load and drop half of it
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15 10 8.T17 : Take care of the pennies, and the dollars take care of themselves
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15 10 8.T18 : This too shall pass
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15 10 8.T19 : Today's mighty oak is merely yesterday's little nut that managed to hold its ground
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15 10 8.T20 : Three times a bridesmaid, never a bride
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15 10 8.T21 : Those who live by the number, die by the number too
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15 10 8.T22 : Though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea
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15 10 8.T23 : Tell me, I'll forget, show me, I might remember, but involve me, and I'll understand
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15 10 8.T24 : This world, then the next, then the Women Rule
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15 10 8.T25 : Triumph is simply adding a little "umph" to try
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15 10 8.T26 : Those who talk by the mile and listen by the inch need to be dealt with by the foot
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15 10 8.T27 : Tough times never last, but tough people do
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15 10 8.T28 : There's two sides to every boat
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15 10 8.T29 : There's a difference between scratching your bum and tearing it apart
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15 10 8.T30 : There's no hurry; if ya get a good mate, you're paid for waiting; if ya get a bad one, ya get married soon enough
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15 10 8.T31 : Treat your wife like a thoroughbred and she will never become an old nag
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15 10 8.T32 : That's just water under the bridge
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15 10 8.T33 : The first time someone makes you look foolish and does you a bad turn, it's their fault. The second time they do it, it's your fault
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15 10 8.T34 : To become successful, you must develop the habit of doing what you ought to do, whether you want to or not
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15 10 8.T35 : To have a friend is a sweet responsibility
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15 10 8.T36 : There's a little bit of truth in every joke
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15 10 8.T37 : Those who throw mud quickly lose ground
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15 10 8.T38 : Take anything you can get for free and then ask for more
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15 10 8.T39 : The only stable condition of life that can be depended on is instability
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15 10 8.T40 : There are two freedoms: the false one where one is free to do what he likes, and the true where one is free to do what he ought
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15 10 8.T41 : Tow the line
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15 10 8.T42 : That's the way the ball bounces
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15 10 8.T43.: That's the way the Mercedes Benz
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15 10 8.T44 : That's the way Ben gets gay
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15 10 8.T45 : There's always another bus around the corner.
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15 10 8.T46 : Too many irons in the fire.
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15 10 8.T47 : The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
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15 10 8.T48 : Tell me with whom you associate, then I will tell you who you are.
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15 10 8.T49 : Things you hear are never as interesting as the things you over hear.
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15 10 8.T50 : Those who don't care, don't get.
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15 10 8.T51 : Two wrongs don't make a right.